Haha could you imagine?

haha could you imagine?

Oral sex girl guys counts as sex?

Yes, i'm a tall man with chiseled features and roasties always do stupid shit to get my attention but im still a virgin and plan on being one for a long time.

He wasn't allowed to masturbate tho

How many people have you killed so far?

I had sex with my asian gf 3 times in a 12 hour period yesterday.

Lol believe it or not my friends think im a sociopath, i've always been attractive to girls since fucking kindergarten. But i've seen at a young age the degeneracy of someone who puts all their focus into girls, so i'm just going to make money.

>asian gf
even a virgin is less beta than you

Its amazing how different this movie would be received today considering the manchild epidemic has increased in the past 12 years

Can someone who is legit a virgin say past 25 explain yourself? Arguably before then your still learning and young not crazy to be a virgin at like 19. Like it’s really not hard to get laid what is stopping you?

I couldn’t imagine in a society like ours which focuses so much on sex being a virgin past a certain age and not feeling like I’m a total loser

>imagine
8 more years and I won't have to

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> 34 years old
> virgin

See pic related if I make it to 40 without knowing sex

sex is overrated. Clerical celibacy is the way.

I'm socially retarded and afraid of rejection, plus minority complexes (thinking I'm not worthy of talking to people etc)

Every time I talked to girls I'd get made fun of by everyone, so I stopped

Also lost all my friends after hs, and too cowardly to use tinder

Just buy a whore and get it over with already

I'm very unnattractive, which repressed me a lot growing up. So it's very hard to be social, and yes you do feel like a total loser.

This + if you're ugly as sin like me, it's even worse.

I can't be bothered to jerk off more than once a month, let alone go out and pay a whore.

It's not about the sex itself at this point. It's about feeling worthwhile enough that someone would want to have sex with you. Having to pay for it only reinforces the inadequacy.

I agree with you on principle, though.

You need more self confidence. Start going to the gym, make yourself indirectly feel better about yourself. Dress better, get a good style going.

In all honesty I’ve had my fair share of similar feelings but you need to grow out of them. I highly doubt people laugh at you. One of the most important things I taught myself was “you have nothing to lose”. ThT chick you blew it with? Who cares if you didn’t try you never would have gotten anywhere anyway.

I highly recommend going on tinder and bumble and just then meeting women for coffee dates. Use these women as practice. Like anything in life practice makes you better.

>think you can relate to him
>he still has a sexual encounter in college

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>just goes to a bar
>they immediately all pick up girlfriends in 3 seconds

well for me it's emotional disconnect, like girls are some weird subspecies which I fail to get a understanding of. They feel not honest enough for me to attach myself to them; including kissing, sex and so on. It seems weird to me to do this intimitate things with a person I don't fully embrace and vice versa. If they would I would probably be so intense and obssesive I would be a A-grad stalker/psycho. It's in my and everybodys best interest that that doesn't happen.
So I stay away from girls - not that I refrain in interacting with them - and not open myself up to them. The few times I actually did (being a cringy love-letter writer because I'm a shy retard, too) I was always rejected and so I have learned that nothing good will ever come off it. Also I orbited about a serious Oneitis of mine (for 10 years bascially) and I just got rid of, then she had husband and kids. Was even at her wedding and danced with her. She laughed for some reason. I didn't make any more advances because in the beginning she told me I was to immature. But I stuck around as a "friend".
Of course now I realize it was all bullshit and I only hung around because she was a girl I could talk too and seemed pretty based. I had to quit some years ago and now I don't find the strength anymore to try again. Too many failed attempts, too many rejections and not being able to give your "heart" to anyone will keep you virgin. Also I'm a stubborn asshole. And Fat. (not obese fat, but chubby since ever, all attempts of loosing weight backfired, I have no reason to pull through).

Now I'm living the comfy wizard-life and train myself in not caring anymore. It seems to work, I'm content with everything. But lately my face starts twitching, which seemed "cool" at first, but now I'm wondering if I'm going insane. Hope I don't loose control when something bad happens to me or my current lifestyle. Well at least I'm also huge, (~1,90m), but that don't help. Peace.

I'm not a virgin but I've never had sex with a person more than once because I'm bad in bed and they stop talking to me afterward

Not him, but I'm fit, I dress well, I try to be forward and genuine and man people still laugh at me.

here

I weighed 350+ pounds, and was terrified of talking to girls because all my past experiences with them resulted in mockery at worst and just pain at best.

The funny thing is that now I've actually lost 100 pounds (working my way to sub-200) and by all accounts look night and day better. But what I'm finding is because I grew up the way I did, I gravitated towards the hobbies and interests that don't require social skill and are more accepting of all body types. Attractive people just aren't into those things though. So I'm still terrible at talking or interacting with anyone who doesn't share my interests. And well, you tell me how many women are anime or video game fans. It's a small bunch.

At the end of it all, no matter how much you improve yourself - if you can't communicate with people it's very literally all for nothing.

It's not hopeless. There's a way out and all that if you practice hard enough but it's just... I wish I could warn younger people. I wish I could tell them that this hole is super dangerous. If you're fat, fine. If you're into weird shit, fine. But for the love of God learn to talk to people. Just learn to be an approximation of a human being. Because if you don't cultivate that early on, it's the absolute hardest thing you can hope to achieve.

Kek

Any never been kissed? I’ve heard this is a thing.

Please Explain how your never been to a bar and made with someone at least.

Virgin takes some work to lose. Making out takes zero desu.

while I'm not particularly too ugly or socially awkward, the biggest issue seems to be that I'm too much of a tomboy apparently. I've been told by 3 different guys at this point that "I'm fun to be around and an amazing friend, but just really seem like a 100% guy and they'd rather not be in a relationship with almost a guy". This, among with some other things makes me wonder on a regular basis if I'm intersex or some shit.

whats wrong with collecting action figures as an adult male?
It's 2017!

I got a peck on the lips once but never made out with someone.

I'm rooting for you.

Wish I never lost it to that whore and instead became a wizard

Almost 24 here. Will never have sex. I really want to overcome self-pitying but it's hard not to. I missed out on a basic thing that almost 100% of people my age have on a regular basis.

just b urself

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You fucking kidding me, guys LOVE tomboys. I love tomboys. Unless you look 1:1 like a man, that's no excuse.

The irony inherit to the posters on this board is astounding. If you are legitimately a virgin over the age of 20 and post here frequently please reevaluate your life.

my hs was mostly guys, the few girls were ugly or cunts
never asked one out desu

>tfw you won't make it before your 25 and you know it

Believe it or not, I've actually had girls crushing on me in the recent and distant past because I'm not bad looking and I have a very warm personality with a good sense of humour. I've had several missed opportunities because I wasn't interested or not paying attention.

I think what fucked me up though was my parents' divorce during my teens, which made me scared of serious relationships and made things seem hopeless. Throughout high school and uni, I've never had an interest in relationships, much less losing my virginity or the whole one-night stand nonsense. Now that I'm 25 though and have my life sorted out, I yearn for a loving girl, I'm lonely as fuck and friends don't fill that particular gap. But now I have poor ice-breaking social skills when it comes to girls and still have that fear of failed relationships in the back of my mind. I've slowly been trying to get out of my shell and fighting the uphill battle. Wish me luck, friends.

what kind of retard couldnt get a girl to drop her pants in high school?

not really, I don't. Don't know, maybe it's just people I've met so far, but most of them preferred the proud-to-be-bitch and didney princess types, that then proceeded to cut their ties with all of their friends (yes, even their dude friends) and family members. So that's what I see around mostly, though I'm sure there's dudes who like tomboys too somewhere

Wtf. I wish I could find a cute tomboy gf. What is your Exact location?

lol yeah haha what losers

It's totally possible to have no game in high school. Especially if you come from a highly religious or otherwise uncommon upbringing.

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Post a pic. Convinced you actually look like a dude otherwise gtfo whore

>This, among with some other things makes me wonder on a regular basis if I'm intersex or some shit.
maybe they don't want to stick it in crazy or something lad

Keep mad, white boi

This.
White virgins only resort to asian gfs because they hate white girls for being out of their league

But those are oranges. Is there a deep meaning to this?

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News

I don't have to imagine

t. Incels

Fox is so retarded he doesn't even know what oranges are called.

I'm not some turbotumblr faggot, idiot. But if you're told shit like that by 3 different unrelated people at 3 different points in your life, it gets you thinking
my problem has never been with looks. I'm often being told how girly I look
central yuroop, I assume it doesn't help.

Sex is the number one thing couples fight about. Also, sometimes pussy stinks and fellatio can cut you up. Feel better?
>protip: never treat any woman like YOU want something(sex), instead be the giver, (the provider?), send those signals to her brain that you give a shit about her satisfaction(unlike soooo many pump and dumps). Foreplay begins at hello.

>I fuck a asian girls, i'm soooo badass
Want my pics fucking white girls and white bois? I respect more a virgin white boi than a beta that has yellow fever

How does that not come across as desperate?

be my continental mutt tomboy gf pls, Gaelic GOD here

It wouldn't be made.

You respect them because you can relate to them.

believe it or not, girls cursing is unattractive
as well as them saying bro or dude

>If you are legitimately over the age of 18 and post here frequently, please reevaluate your life

FTFW

I am not your friend, buddy.

I was boarderline autistic and still managed it. did you just not have friends? were you a gross meat popsicle?

then you need experience behaviorly

go on omegle and try to get girls to cam with you

worked very well for me

Asexual

we stealin all yo wimminz china boy! we gon pull a 187 in that soy sauce pussy!

>me in 8 years

Hahahahah, you're really bitter, white boi. I have a reputation to be a biscum, i have a gf (white) and fuck white bois also.

Enjoy your shit yellow monkey gf, meanwhile real men enjoy women blondie girls and twinks

I don't mean the white knight drop-your-coat-over-a-mud-puddle sort of thing. I mean that part of your brain that DEMANDS sex. Females can detect those sort of ulterior motives, especially from someone who is only borderline fuckable in their eyes.

You have about 60 anons wanting you right now site unseen.

Damn you need to get laid.

Good luck friend

>enjoy your Asian girl, beta

Let me ask, what kind of response are you looking for here? I'm glad it worked out for you, but that's kind of the common thing, most people have girlfriends in high school.

I won't pretend that I was attractive, but I think there were uglier people. And while my friends were close I was the lowest of the totem pole.

Like if you don't have game it's hard to explain to people who have it.

The incel is strong with you.

>stay with your asian womanlet, dicklet

8 more years to go....

>aged 27
>no female attention ever, no friends since school
>only ever done anything with escorts
>never been to pub, club or party
>gfless, dateless, lossless, everythingless
>live in the UK so this cringey "JUS BE YOUR BEST SELF BRO OWN IT BRO SEMPER FI BRO TALK TO PEOPLE EVERYWHERE BRO" shit does not work and you have no hope if you have no friends
>lived on my own in London for almost 9 months and nothing has changed
>lifted heavy weights for many years (4 plate squat) and nothing changed
>became the ugly loser loner beta autist nobody talks to after one day of my current office job (also in all previous jobs)

"Dude, how could you not X?"

Because I am not a normie with 50 friends who can go to clubs and talk to drunk women. And because I have a sub chad face which makes online dating hopeless

Dicklet

You're a fucking dumbass if you can't get a man who loves you as a woman. Even if you are a tomboy. I would love a tomboy gf.

haha could you imagine

Not trying to be rude but are you trans?

In any case, it's a very real thing to just be surrounded by the wrong people. If you can find new circles to run in, you might find someone.

Is this actually worth seeing?

The "muh asian gf" totally BTFO
Frankly, anyone who seriously thinks having sex makes him important in Sup Forums is pathetic, especially if you have sex with asian girls. Lots of guys here have normal lives

Made out with an ex girlfriend in my teens but that was it. Where does that put me? Fucked it up because of distance, had to go to uni.

yes it's better than your average disposable american comedy flick.

It's a strange sort of game where you have to seem giving and generous (ready to be exploited); but when you hit that "no" button. 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS' on an issue you WILL NOT compromise on. If it's not a deal breaker to her, you will see their faces light up. You end up very much offering a reflection of the female to them. and like Narcissus at the pool, they fall in.

not trans. I guess the "problem" could come from the fact that as a young kid (up until I actually went to school) I was pretty much left alone all days to do whatever I wanted to, and I feel that somehow I didn't get a good idea of gender roles/ stereotypes as a result of that. I remember going my first days of school and having hard time connecting to others because to girls I seemed too much of a boy and preferred 'boy toys', and to guys I looked like a girl so they wouldnt hang out with me much either. I feel in general people are just used to either A or B, and when they can't assign someone to either much then it's a problem, because you always "feel wrong" to someone. Anyway I've met some people who feel same kinda recently, so there's that

t. Idiots who depend on women to verify their self worth, stay mad that i could be plowing those fucking 10's that you jerk off over but I choose not to.

That doesn't say much.

underrated post with underrated digits

*tipping intensifies*

okay... uh, it got 155 fresh tomatoes from 183 critics.

ah this thread is kind of sad

Say something nice about it based on your own opinion of it.