Be Lando

>be Lando
>be the last OT character not ruined by the new trilogy
BASED

It's really bizarre how he's NOT in the films. Not only he's black, but his actor loves Star Wars so much, that he's the only OG actor who's doing his own voice in Battlefront 2.

He'll be ruined in the Han Solo solo movie

Maybe they asked him to be in it and he declined because he's a real actor and didn't want to be seen among token minorities.

Episode IX: Lando Saves the Galaxy

It's the only way Disney can save this train wreck.

He should've been the guy that was beheaded at the start of TFA

>Lando never got to hang with Han again before he died

are those snokes slippers floating about?

thank god

>he declined because he's a real actor

...

>implying he wasn't a token minority in the first trilogy as well
jesus christ are you aware that niggers existed before the millennial generation

>Implying colt45 isn't a based beverage

>77
>Star War was released in 1977

>implying this isn't the most kino actor-product promotion of all time

Stick to Goldbond-Shaq adverts

He was a token minority character before the sjw era when it wasn't forced

It's alright, he might get to fuck CG Leia in the next movie.

I feel like it's a calculated move. People like Lando. People are lukewarm to the new minority characters. Put them next to Lando and it only magnifies how terrible they are.

he also reprised his role, in Jedi Outcast

Why isn't he there for his son, Finn?

>There was a time above, a time before. There were perfect things, diamond absolutes. But things fall, things on earth. And what falls is fallen.

The true sequel we needed

They just forgot about him. It will dawn on them and they’ll try to cram him into one of the next ones.

I'm surprised Lando wasn't on the casino planet as it's ruler, a corrupt and jaded former general who shits on the Resistance now that he's rich.

HE KNEW

gotta pay the bills user
not everyone gets served chicken tendies by mommy

Thank you based Lando

I wouldn't be surprised if he was in 9

I expect it in Episode IX. Did you think absolutely nobody was going to react to that call they sent out?

I really am confused about why he's not in it. He's a beloved character from the originals, he's a solid actor, he seems to still like the movies...

Reminder that POC used to get roles because they were Cool
Now its just some ((white women)) sitting around at able deciding which characters have to be poc

Tbf Lando was basically a token character. The actor was just so damn good nobody really cared.

That would have been the ONLY thing that would have made the casino planet subplot worthwhile.

He will be a surprise buddy who survives to help the resistance in episode 9.

Billy Dee is old as fuck and he’s in a wheelchair. I would’ve liked to see him do a cameo in the casino scene but there’s not much he could do these days

Lando was pretty cool. I say this as a Sup Forumsack.

See the Viet sisters in TLJ.
White woman casting picked the least threatening one to live.

Black guy here. Why can’t Hollywood make cool black characters that aren’t tokens anymore? Every time my race is on screen it’s to show “diversity”. My miss the 80’s full of black guys who were real people, like Murtaugh or Dillon from Predator.

>I say this as a Sup Forumsack.
Embarrassing. Fuck off back to The_Donald please

Lando will die in the Han Solo film

Also he was who destroyed the second Death Star

Because Hollywood seems to have forgotten that black people are human too and not their own species. I say this as a looney lefty, the left is honestly so unintentionally racist most of the time that it's funny. I especially like the "POC" label they've engineered which basically means "non-white".

The Han Solo movie will ruin Lando's character too, wait and see

maybe because the black guys in the 80s had more freedom in doing themselves rather than a character who was written by a bunch of old white guys

Lando should have been the code-breaker they were looking for.

A casino planet seems like the kind of place he'd retire at.

He destroyed the second Death Star, user.

You're wrong. Kathleen Kennedy was against Kelly casting choice. It was Rian who insisted. This was their art concept of Rose Tico.

Because SJWs come from rich hipster neighborhoods that are 95% white, and they can only imagine blacks as ghetto stereotypes.

I don't really see how he was a token though. In ESB he is baaically an antagonist who turnscoat at the last minute and in RotJ he basically leads the space battle and blows up the death star. How is he a token character?

I thought that was what they were going for, and since it was a mcguffin anyway I don't understand why they didn't

I honestly hope that the movie is just an abomination on the worst scale possible. I hope its universally reviled.

>OT
>based black man leads a Charge against the empire and destroys the second Death Star
>woman leads men on endor and is right in the middle of the fire fight, not just sitting around in her spaceship, she actually puts herself in harms way

I feel like these "progressive" movies have gone backwards

And he did his own voice in SW Rebels

WE'VE GOTTA BUY MORE TIME

In what way was he token character? Every time he was on screen he contributed to the plot. He's likeable, competent, and has a better backstory than 80% of the new cast.

and Jedi Knight if memory serves?

And he sounds like shit. He needs to be stopped

>be the last OT character not ruined by the new trilogy
(((wonder how that happened)))

sheeeeit too busy hustlin out here to make moovees

>I especially like the "POC" label they've engineered which basically means "non-white".
Not to mention it's literally "colored people" except they reversed the word order.

you can't slando the Lando.

Didn't Lucas want him to be Han Solo originally?

They don't want Billy Dee Williams because they've got a Soy Boy replacement for him.

God this will be such a turkey.

No. Han Solo was originally supposed to be a lizard man.

I'm starting to dislike Glover

I've heard that as well. But I've also heard Billy Dee was considered for the role as well.

why?

>soyboy replacement
Ehhh, it's not really a replacement if you're portraying a much younger version of that character

>I need more blue milk

leftists see black just like dogs

See him too much. He's not peak Jennifer Lawrence annoying but he could get there.

That should have been Kanan Jarrus.
I think it would be perfect if he was that suave motherfucker with the plum flower. He's who Maz was talking about, but Rose and Finn get arrested, and never get to talk to him. You'd see Lando, expect some cool Lando shit, but he never actually joins this story. It's just a cameo. You'd literally need to bring in Billy Dee for an afternoon. They meet BDT's character, who bullshits them about being a codebreaker to get them on Snoke's ship.

You need more 4-titted alien milk.

yeah boi gimmie that good succ

It's actually hilarious. Have they not noticed or do they just not care.

I only ever see white people using this term.

Half-Black here.

Here's my opinion,
Thanks to Hollywood and lefty's who think they are being progressive (who actually end up being even more racist than your average Sup Forumslack who's trolling), the media has painted black people as retarded braindead monkeys that really don't have any reason to exist except to live up to stereotypes and help propel the degeneracy in our society.

Unfortunately, it's hard to defend such people because they DO mostly live up to these stereotypes and behave as retards and such. Because of this, blacks have a permanent stigma attached to them even in the media and since alot of them (including lefties) bitch about not having "representation" they throw in random blacks in stories that serve no purpose other than just being there to get money from the dumb-ass ghetto retards.

Its very unlikely (or RARE) you'll see a likeable black character in movies, medias that isn't a token and behaves justly to said story instead of "WE WUZ KANGZ" mentally.

Just like real life.