How would YOU abuse super-speed powers, user?

How would YOU abuse super-speed powers, user?

Also: Unrelated, but how does this guy listen to music while moving super fast? Does the fast-forward the tape while he's running?

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I would use it to give everyone a surprise bj/hj and put them in awkward situations

Just steal a bunch of shit.

Yes, I suppose it would be pretty awkward to have your dick randomly explode from friction burns.

But that's gay.

Surprise dry humps, drinking really fast, and unsavory criminal acts.

Perhaps he produces more of an acceleration field than just being super fast. Might explain why he's not getting sandblasted to death by particles in the air.

yes and?

Build a giant pyramid overnight in the middle of Central Park, just to set off crazy people and spur on ancient alien theories.

>how does this guy listen to music while moving super fast? Does the fast-forward the tape while he's running?
Because the writers are hack. He also got knocked out by that sound bazooka and keep in mind that guy draw that weapon in front of everybody.

I'd just probably go back in time and do some nasty things. Just because.

TURBO-TRAP, the super-sonic sissy what "terrorizes" the populace through gay rape!

Don't forget how him getting his foot caught in some mud suddenly make him incapable of dodging a punch or fight.

It would explain why his clothes and shit don't just explode when he runs.

He also would have torn apart everybody he saved at the X-Mansion in Apocalypse.

Well I mean localizing a differential timeframe bubble around you would just cause things to start exploding because of differences in relative pressure, but when has super speed ever made sense?

Makes a lot of sense. Explains the arcade machine too.

What do you think is going to be the 80s Quicksilver's montage song?

Probably loot a bunch of shit, steal crap and give it to people who need it more than I do.

Wouldn't that produce a speed wake where everything caught in the acceleration field would be dragged and basically sandblast everything around?

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Think they'll try and make the Director's Cut Extended Universe Flash faster than Fox's Quicksilver?
They sure dumped Kryptonian superspeed after Smallville fight.

See X-men Apocalypse

Time After Time.

pants people all over the globe

What would '90s Quicksilver's song be?
... '00s Quicksilver?
... modern Quicksilver?

Literally just get me from point a to point b with little delay.

it'd be nice to wake up at 5:55 to be at work for 6:00.

Sonic booms wherever I go. Someone wanna talk shit? Sonic BOOOOM right in his ears.

Phft, I did that without super speed. I lived a block away from work. I always showed up late regardless but I got there is under 5 minutes after waking up

00's Quicksilver would have to be When World's Collide, with him complaining about the band stealing his look.

Why be on time for a regular job when you could get a job as a high-end courier and get rich from an hour's work per day or something?

satisfy my ENF fetish

sorry girls

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Wasn't that the 70s?

>How would YOU abuse super-speed powers, user?

rape

First Class is 60s
Days of Future Past 70s
Apocalypsis 80s

Damn i totally forgot about DoFP.

I'd do exactly what Quicksilver did: Live the NEET life in style.

Someone get this poster the power of super speed, and fast!

>All those 80s references
>Thought it was the 70s

How young are you?

This for whatever decade it's from
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Use it to become an Olympic athlete and slowly use my powers to become a billionaire

> 1 for the money and 2 for the show
> But 3 to be a legend even if I'm poor
> I ain't chasin' nothin' you gon' have to catch me

If the montages are gonna be done the same way they have in the last two movie, then it would be pretty darn good.

so how would sex even work?

are you considered a quickshot then?

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If you have super speed then the chances are you have a means to deal with the friction and energy, like the speedforce, or just being durable.

what do you think you could charge for near instantaneous nation wide shipping?

probably a small fortune to be made

Less useful than you might think. I doubt your supply output would have the daily breadth of a fleet.

You'd probably have to spend your time doing special forces insertions.

Well, the thing that most people neglect to mention is that to remain in control of your body at such speeds you must also be thinking that fast. This means that you basically have super-intelligence. It also means that everyone you talk to seems slow (pun intended). So I'd probably use my superspeed to advance humanity... and I'd probably steal food too.

I'd sleep in and still get to work on time. Visit exotic locales on the weekend. Get rid of my car. Maybe have casual sex across the English speaking world. Limitless possibilities

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Does superspeed mean you need more sleep to compensate for a faster metabolism or does it mean you can get a restful night's sleep in a fraction of the time?

Yes, YOU do, but everyone whose flaccid dicks you're rubbing don't.

How do you think he would have fared against the future sentinels ?

I'd be the most expensive delivery boy on planet earth. Depending on how my super speed works, I would transport people as well. Need to be across the country ASAP? I'm your guy.

I'd cheat on my tests and then go on a rape-spree.

Since the sentinels seemed to take some time before they could start mimicking a power I'd say he'd have to keep running to keep them from taking his power and then beating him to death at superspeed. He'd be the last mutant alive, spending his life fleeing from the sentinels but unable to really save anyone except himself.

But with how they handled his fight with Apocalypse all the sentinel would really do is trip him up and then kill him.

Have they ever defined exactly how super speed looks to speedsters? Does the power just activate or does everything always look super slow to them? Is it binary or can they mix it up between how fast they want to feel they are going? It seems like it would be a curse to have everything always in super slow motion.

This. Why not just be an assassin who takes any job at all including high risk targets?

If I could go into "speed mode" or whatever and perceive time incredibly slowly like the Flash, I'd probably use it to re-enact time-stop pornos.

>tfw some fag with teleportation-powers steals your gig

One of the smaller bits of the Injustice comic that I really liked was the fact that Lex employed a speedster full-time just to be ready to take him to his nuke-proof bomb shelter if shit went down. That's definitely something I'd advertise. The President or someone high up like that could pay me a high salary just to be ready in case of war, or an attack by some other speedster. Then I'd just sit around and play games all day in the white house.

>It seems like it would be a curse to have everything always in super slow motion.
That's how it is with Quicksilver in comics. It's (part of) why he's such an asshole. There's a page I really like where he's eating dinner with the Inhumans and having an inner monologue about how each bite he takes is tortuously slow and measured, but even then he gets lost in his thoughts and looks up to realize everyone is staring at him because he just finished his meal in the time it took everyone else to take a bite.

Hey Sup Forums which is better teleportation or super speed?

Depends on the limitations put on either.

Who wouldn't want to be the Flash rather than Nightcrawler?

Ok what about Flashes speed minus time travel against teleporting anywhere in the galaxy you're in without having too see or have been there?

Can you imagine how good it'd feel to dick a speedster's vibrating ass? Or for them to fuck you with their vibrating dick?

>Who wouldn't want to be the Flash rather than Nightcrawler?
Me. I can climb walls.

I'm picking Sentry and I'm off.

Can I borrow that from you user?