Mark Hamill absolutely BTFO by Ted Cruz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH

Literally Who?

Based Ted.

Vader supported nothing, Internet doesn't even exist in Star Wars.

Now we wait for Jeb to weigh in.

I believe there is a holonet

wtf I love el rato now
I am a Cruz Missile

I knew we should have thrown our weight behind the Cruzmissile.

didnt anakin hate the government because they got nothing done?

>duh fcc is evul buh i wan nut newtralutee so duh fcc is in cuntrul of da intaneet

I guess senators get all ComCoins (TM) and Cory Chase videos they want.

LION TED

>tfw voted for drumpf instead of based Ted
biggest mistake of my life

Ted meant "holo-net"...

>GOP supports corporations being able to do whatever they want

Woah who would've thought?

Hillary would've creamed him. She was more afraid of Rubio.

Hillary wouldn't cream anyone

In a real life scenario I could see Vader being more like a high ranking bureaucrat, maybe an EU official.

As it fucking should be in a free market. We don't need toxic European socialism destroying our nation.

The Empire literally disbanded the government.

I kept trying to tell people but they fell for the Trump memes.

Yeah, pretty sure she’s been dried up since the 60s.

This is why I don't give a shit when conservative lobbyists make sure more and more illegals flood your country to ensure cheap labor.

Palpatine literally abolishes the senate in episode IV and becomes a military government.

>free market
Bell would still be fucking our asses without antitrust legislation. Fucking idiot.

a government

Luke vs Cruz and his army of skeleton delegates when?

There is no free market in regards to ISPs because they all agreed decades ago to stay out of each others territory so consumers only have one choice.

disbanded the swamp

Right Voters would've stayed at home if Trump didn't win the Primary. You forgot how him and Kasich (mostly Kasich) kept stalling the primary so Trump wouldn't have reached 1237?

>Hamill insults Trump
>The character that made defined his career and existence is killed off in humiliating movie

Based Trump Curse is based

As I said, like the EU.

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Yes. A senate was replaced with a system of powerful system governors. The empire was run like how Republicans would like the US to be run.

>Carrie Fisher is dead and still has a role

Poor Kasich, he knew Trump would destroy the GOP for decades to come. Now even Alabama votes Democrat and it's too late.

Based comeback t b h

D A M A G E C O N T R O L

>what is force ghost?

Trumpism is a cult.

Hillary was fucking terrible and unelectable.

Trump barely won you know, Kasich and Rubio would wreck house. Ted would probably win as well.

>Trump would destroy the gop for decades to come
reddit tier logic
if you believe that things would be any different with any generic gop candidate winning you're delusional.

oooh

hamill based king of bantz

>doesn't refute a single point
>literally "you made a typo I guess I don't need to say anything else"
lel Mark, come on.

Not really. He sounds pretty upset to me.

smarm-spaining?

Is Mark seriously larping as a jedi on twitter?

>doesn't even own a military
>actually so inept because of how democratic it all is
>can't even prevent a country from leaving them
>"like the EU"
What's with edgelords wanting to be so contrarian they have to target something no one really cares about outside of Europe. At least these kinds of posts made sense in the 2000s when they were made at the expense of the U.S. or China but this make so little sense here.

>trump curse
The same curse that say Stephen King demolish Trump as his immigration plan died at the congressional level?

Doesn't he know that the empire is good.

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LMAO Some ass sore shit if I’ve ever seen it

Instead of attacking the person, he could have attacked his viewpoints.
Nice burn about the porn tho

>Hehe, I see you made a typo
>Looks like I win again

>Trump barely won you
>304
>227
and Hillary long conceded before it finished.

I gotta be honest, I'm getting tired of seeing "but why google and friends" support net neutrality as the only argument from the right. and I lean more to the right.

is it because explaining why net neutrality is good is way easier for those pro net neutrality than the opposite which is explaining how we need to assign a top to certain things just because we aren't all potential bandwidth eating monsters?

I mean, is it realistic that they are going to start fucking up companies? and why does google cares so much about throttling when they throttle those who share different opinions?

I get it, explaining this is hard, but drop the "why does google and fb support it" argument. it's fucking pedantic

That settles it, I'm a #cruzmissile now

>smug remark about spelling
>smarm-spaining
>fiend

lay off carrie's supply, mark.

Porn burn was on point.

The right voters would be out regardless of who was running because the alternative is Hillary who they hate with a fiery passion. She was unelectable.

What kind of porn does Ted watch while he's at Capitol Hill?

DONT BULLY TED

Should have just told him he doesn't have to listen to the Zodiac Killer's opinions on net neutrality.

>on twitter
You mean on everything his entire life? The guy has no personality other than “LOL OMG IM LUKE”
People tend to forget he was a washed up fat slob picking cigarette butts out of trash cans a few years ago until they brought back Star Wars.
Now every other Soy boy on twitter thinks he’s le based because he whines about trump all day (usually via some faggy Star Wars reference).

Smarmspaining?

Incest porn. He's a family values candidate.

>all these kekistani faggots shitting on Mark after spending a week defending his legacy because his characer was killed off
Whoa Sup Forums cool it down with that cognitive dissonance xD

Reverse cucking

BASED

Cruz didn't even make any real point himself, he's jsut name dropping corporate names to pretend that this is in the interest of little people
but yea, it's a weak comment

Unironically step-cest porn.

awful, just awful, he argues like a kid

Now that the dust has settled, can someone explain who is jewing who in the net neutrality situation?

Well I'm sure Mark will have plenty of time to work on his tactics because he's out of the job now. Atleast he has a steady paycheck with voicing Joker.

>trump curse
This would hold some weight in a world where Virginia and Alabama didn't go blue and repubs were not getting their shit kicked in on a local level as well.

The FCC. ISPs have already said they won't do anything bad now that NN is lifted.

>typing all that bullshit out
>reading it
>posting it
SEETHING

>ISP
>free market
Fuck off fag ATT and Comcast bought out my city's telephone poles so they're the only ones allowed to build new lines. There's nothing free about it.

The government is jewing the people and the ISPs are also jewing the people. The ISPs are probably jewing us harder though.

I gave Ted a van ride to his flight from his private plane the other day, no tip. Thanks Ted.

Why did the internet companies go all in on democrats?

At least the telecoms companies are smart enough to hedge their bets

>implying he won't be in IX as a force ghost

Mark will still get work as a ghost in Star Wars, Cruz will be out of a job forever by next year.

Corporations would never try to fuck over their consumers because they rarely have a choice of ISPs in their area. What's that? They've been doing it on and off for years in select locations? Nah, a corporation would never do anything bad.

Why does Ted Cruz always look like he's about to cry?

You’re trying too hard to fit in.

This is the last jedi of tweets.

>we got trump instead of based ratto

obama did something, trump needs to undo it, then redo it but better. corporations will continue to corporate. chuck turns to sneed, the earth continues its rotation.

Luke couldn't be bothered to read the ancient Jedi texts.

Mark couldn't be bothered to read the net neutrality rules he's whining about.

It's fucking poetry. Did Lucas plan this all along?

>he fell for the "NN would end a free market" meme.
Can we bring back the old Sup Forums? The one that wasn't completely fucking retarded?

I don't know. All white hispanics do, even Bella. Incest?

>ISPs have already said they won't do anything bad now that NN is lifted.

Ok, in big telecom I trust :^)

>Fuck off fag ATT and Comcast bought out my city's telephone poles so they're the only ones allowed to build new lines

I keep seeing burgers say this in arguments about net neutrality

Shouldn't this be a more pressing issue if you actually cared about internet freedoms?

back to /asp/ e-drone

It really is all fucking garbage. Net Neutrality is a good principle itself, the big companies have ulterior by making regulations that are anti-competition.

A compromise could be made where Net Neutrality itself is kept but yeah are congressmen are retarded and crooked.

Sauce on cigarette botches picking?

Straight outta tumblr

>smarm-spaining
he asked for his fate

Really? You believe them?

>smarm-spaining
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?