Is having a dead womb the secret for not aging?

Is having a dead womb the secret for not aging?

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Do people seriously find Jennifer Aniston sexy?

I mean she’s a nice-looking woman but nothing about her screams boner material to me.

90s Aniston was literally perfect

>40yo with a dried up uterus

yes

my god she looks 25. Not having kids is the secret to slowing aging.

All I can say is of all the female stars from Friends, she's probably aged the best.

and being dead inside

her eyes make up for everything else. Kinda like Alexandra Daddario

Men don't have wombs.

she looks old as fuck

God, I want to rape her so badly...

No, the secret is eating healthy, getting enough sleep every night, and not doing any drugs or alcohol.

Theory disproven

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daddario has massive tits too

Put her nose before

>t. nostalgiafag

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why would a dyke need condoms?

Does she even know?

She used to have nice tiddies

looking good in the first place and not gaining weight is the secret

it's photoshopped

This.
I look at her and she ticks all the boxes but she's just...mrepulsive for some reason.

What do you mean dead womb? She can't have kids? Or she can't anymore?

she gets black semen injected into her wrinkles.

>Is having a dead womb the secret for not aging?

Nah. A great plastic surgeon.

several hours long photoshop session might also help

It’s not as Easter egg when every episode features them

She was hot in Office Space. That's it.

>plastic surgery keeps an old woman looking younger

No one here saw Leprechaun 1 I guess

i tried that and it gave me septicemia

gotta get that pure kalahari bushman semen. serves you right for cheaping out.

>She can't have kids?
Sup Forums have this meme that women shouldn't have kids past 30+. and we all own everything from Sup Forums comes eventually to other boards

filename is from google images

this

Well she was sexy in the 90s and people just haven't moved on. She's held up better than most.

>right nipple is slightly lower than left nipple
dropped, ruined, 0/10

That is a scientific fact but what does it have to do with aging

babies take a lot out of a mother. I bet childless women suffer less from osteoporosis. I don't enough to take the 15 seconds to google it.

too bad she can't pick a decent movie to save her life.

based mommyfu

even men who don't have children can help looking younger.

>Sup Forums have this meme that women shouldn't have kids past 30+.

Shes 48. Her chances of having one must be slim at this stage.

I believe it. Stress kills.

You're a fucking idiot

Do you think they forbade her from wearing bras?

Stealing your twin sisters' life force will probably do it. Not doing drugs helps too.

No, it's plastic surgery and makeup

True. I was more speaking of the fucked up face

what an ugly bitch

i think one twin has lyme's disease and it fucked her all up.

t. triggered Sup Forumsfags

white "race" my ass

t. mental disorder after born to 46 year old mother

Women with no kids age much, much better. Look at Winona Ryder, she's like 46.

tfw she could have been top tier older waifu material and then she went and ruined her face.

I mean I'm glad she saw the light and got all her botox taken out this year but it still fucked her face up for life.

>t.

fucking strangle yourself with movie reels

professional plastic surgery, makeup, lighting and photoshop helps

>t. reddit newfag

>regurgitating Sup Forums and Sup Forums level shit like a good little lemming
>calling others new

uhhuh

Does she look any different without constant botox injections? I doubt she can save herself. She would probably have aged really well to be honest.

She's sorted herself out a bit now. Still looks like ozzy osborne.

I dont know what kind of drugs/treatment they arw following in holliwood that 10years ago everyone stopped aging.

There isn't any, just a lucky few with great genes and (more or less) healthy lifestyles.

Don't look up Tara Reid.

this is Sup Forums

When did you know you were gay, user?

Katheryn didn't have plastic surgery.

brad pitt really fucked up imo

She's still fucked her face up but thats irreversible stuff. She now looks normal at least and you can tell that its Courtney Cox.

She said she woke up one day looked in the mirror and saw what everyone was telling her. She says she thought she looked like a monster and had to reverse it. She said she did it all due to fears of wrinkles and ageing and wish she just let herself age naturally.

>fucked up face
??

No, my mom kinda looks like Jennifer Aniston. She's just taken care of herself all her life and never had any serious illnesses. Plus good genes in the first place obviously, but not treating your body like garbage is a good way to age gracefully.

>tfw not in the universe where she said no to the plastic surgery jew

Now post one where she's smiling/laughing.

She had so much potential too. Hollywood sucks with its whole anti-ageing pressure and such. I feel most who don't go the natural route end up looking fucked up.

Botox is completely absorbed by the body in 6-8 months, reason why people who get filler injections have to get them constantly. So nothing is lost, she only has to stop getting fillers

90s Courteney was literally perfection, and she could probably have become a great MILF. What a shame.
>tfw no Cox gf
jdimsa

Taller, younger, prettier, not a fucking heroin addicted vampire, better actress, get her tits out on the regular, works for Marvel.

Better sister confirmed.

Still gorgeous

user.. post the pictures.

I must have fapped a billion times to her and i know i will never quit.

>i think one twin has lyme's disease and it fucked her all up.
I never heard of that meth.

Yeah, she did.
This was her in 2015

The character of Monica with her just wanting kids and shit is even better.

Yeah..

>30 when it starts in 1994
>age spots everywhere
>no tits
>thank you hungry skellington
y'all have trash taste

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This is her now in 2017. At least she looks human looking again and won't be doing anything else to her face.

huh, doesn't look half bad actually

>y'all
Kill yourself.

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Season 6 Monica was peak Monica

it's a contraction for you all, I don't address women as guys

Yeah it sucks, you can see the plastic surgery on the nose and lips. If she left it all alone and aged naturally she'd have been top MILF tier.

Fuck, not bad.

May as well throw in the other friend too. Lisa's older than the rest too, now in her mid 50s. This is her in 2017.

That's not peak Monica, that's Mommy-tier Monica. Peak Monica is season 1 and 2.
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wow, oh man, at least she found a good surgeon now, man I used to fap constantly for her, but watching those botoxcrappics are too hard to watch, you could actually feel her pain for displaying that deformed face

She started looking old in series 2, it was very obvious that she was the oldest one.

Yeah, this was in 2016 when she began reversing some of the stuff she did to herself.

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>boner rages on

Stop with your stupid ideas Rian

I can hear your hands rubbing like cricket chirps.