For your EARTH. SHATTERING. ORGASMS

>For your EARTH. SHATTERING. ORGASMS.
Why is this commercial allowed on the air? My mom is in the room.

>condom
>orgasm

pick one

It airs during WWE shows in Canada. I can't imagine how embarrassed the parents must be.

It's a sad life we live.
Shouldn't have death gripped so much in our youth.

The BLACKED adverts coming on British TV are taking it too far to be honest.

>condoms
people actually buy/use these?

Why are they advertising condoms to people who will never need to use them?

post em

Pro tip laddies, go for the older girls. They're more likely to be on some form of birth control. And if you find one that's clean, hehe, hey now ;)

It's not too late to reverse the damage you've done, user.

dicklets actually need these

Enjoy your aids.

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

I’m 33, I’ve got an IUD, and I love a young, hot guy now and then.

Teach me user. Please.

If I masturbate 3 days before I have sex with my girlfriend I cannot cum through intercourse.

If don't masturbate 3 days before having sex I cum in like 30 seconds.

It's a curse.

Fuck OFF faggot.

what you're seeing is jewish social engineering in action

degenerate
post pics

same here. and then there's people saying the death grip isn't real, but fuck, the struggle is real here.

Yeah, go for the older girls desperate for their last chance at a kid. They're definitely on birth control. Why would they lie? Just cum deep inside that yearning womb.

take ssris, they make you last forever and the orgasms are incredible

>not pulling out before you cum

People who have sex don't feel embarrassment when it's brought up

do you like giving head? where do you live

I fell for the prostate meme and now something just feels lacking when I don't jerk off with something in my ass.

how do i master the art of pulling out? im afraid to do this with my girlfriend because she doesn't have birth control and I have to wear a condom or just do oral shit.

I fell for the polygamy meme and now I can't cum unless I fuck my girlfriend's brother beforehand.

Enjoy the sensation of fucking an open open wound with a balloon.

I got a girl pregnant doing pull out. Mustve been just a tiny drop.

Don't know about you but I always feel it a few seconds before I cum

>I got a girl pregnant

What happened to the baby user?

Idk, she fell down the stairs. Never heard from her again

Wait, is this not a normal thing to have? I've always wondered why people say pulling out is supposed to be hard when I feel it coming like 5-10 seconds beforehand

>not seeping pre-cum

low test beta detected

Its mother's husband is taking care of it

enjoy your son

wat

not all of us are KHV, nerd

Abortionized it.

my girth is so large that I have to order them online

>freak

This is the general decline of society caused by whorish women who always want more.

>t.pencil dick

does she use a vibrator when you’re not around?

16 cm girth is very common in porn, so I'm not freakishly big

mfw my penis is 5 inches but I'm never having sex anyway

Even if she is on BC you should wrap it up so you don't get an STD, that shit sucks. You may think you're invincible but you're not.

Remember this post while you're on the way to the clinic so you can remember how right I was

A wild woman needs more than one dick. I let her go wild or else she’ll get crazy.
Crazy women need dick.

oh god pics please

It's okay, I heard recently it's okay to be white.

your mom had an earth shattering orgasm. where do you think YOU came from?

>he has sex
What are you a faggot?

>tfw dinner plate dick.
All girth no length

>excited over watchmen trailers
>normie loving it
>ask mom to go see it with her and sister
>everyone ready to see it
>google any sex scenes
>there is
>make up excuse and stay in room for the day

:)

t. in denial

Nigger, I’m just above average pencil dick. At least I can accept it instead of envy post anons on Sup Forums

>Why is this commercial allowed on the air? My mom is in the room.

You are aware the reason you exist is because your dad blew a load inside your mom right? She was there when it was happening. It probably wasn't the first time either. It was happening maybe for years before you were even born.

Your mother is more qualified to be in the room with a condom commercial playing than you are.

>someone has casual sex in a movie
>wonder what its like to have sex in the first place

Your father would’ve finger blasted both of them. Why are you such a pussy

>characters kiss/hug

How does everyone feel about circumcision?

>Start watching Eyes Wide Shut on the big comfy living room tv while everyone's out
>They get back early
>Desperately try to turn it off in time before they walk in
>Drop remote in a panic and fail
>Have to commit and watch the rest of the film now
>whole family is in the same room while orgy scene is happening but uncomfortably squirming while on computers, phones etc.
I hate my life

Rip your penis user, sensitive moist head is the way forward.

I don't feel a thing

>ask a girl to circumcise herself because it looks better
>laughs in your fucking face
imagine being dumber than a women

am european and got it done on me when I was 3 years old because I was getting a serious case of phimosis and everyones first instinct was to cut it fucking off.

makes me very mad to this day.

if it ain't got that swing

mad that jews didn't make it so women get snipped too. fucking misandry over here!

No they don't. They need a good smack in the mouth.

>go for roasties guys they are on barren womb pills!
t. roastie

Everyone I knew who used the pull out method has a grip of kids.
"But my pull out game on point"
Not if the pussy is any good, friend

the same way I feel about americans wearing shoors indoors. it's like a different fucking planet.

I'm 24 and my ex was 35. First time was with a 32 year old.

Also pls give milkies

dude that doesn't always work you fucking retard

Don't do this

do it

No!

Yeah they make you last forever and the orgasms will be the same if not a little bit worse, but you'll have a fucking heart attack trying to get there.
Do not take SSRIs, do not.

>mfw i found out birth control is only about 90% effective
Wew fucking lucky going at it for a year, I don't want to have sex with her anymore

My fault for being with someone I don't want to marry i guess, How do I drop her?

I think it's for the girls. Everyone knows guys hate condoms.

im a jew

>he knows the grip of all his friends
lmao not gay at all

DO IT FAGGOT

Sometimes you spasm without meaning too.

If It makes you feel any better, abortion rates are at an all time high.

take diphenhydramine, or benedrl basically. its a vasonconstrictor, it makes everything more sensitive

Checked
Condumbs are wiggity wiggity wack.

>and the orgasms will be the same
not true
>but you'll have a fucking heart attack trying to get there
if you're low test and have a weak ass heart maybe

Actually he was speaking in ebonics.
Grip=a lot

angry white soyboy thread?

I'm so sorry

>offer to set up the movie Black Swan
>both my grandmas watch this movie
>had no fucking idea about the stupid masturbating scene
>family stays super quiet over the whole thing
fml

>lost my virginity to a well known thai hooker
>come back to bongistan
>finally meet gf after having sex feel like a new boy
>can be chilled during movie sex scenes hardcore or casual

it really is good once you love your virginity and watch flicks.

:)

He could start smoking, yes?

>white dicks
>pleasuring women
pick one

If you take enough to make the orgadm worth taking that miserable drug you will not be capable of interacting with anyone else in a normal way at all let alone having sex

how u doing homeboi

This is true but being tethered to SSRIs is miserable

Umm I color mine in with a sharpie. Not everyone is like you, hunnie.

She said she couldn't bring herself to abort if she got pregnant

reminds me off a time at grannys

>sat there watching random tv having a sandwich
>brother sister father granny in the room.
>granny mentions a documentry about incest
>mentions daddys fucking daughters mothers fucking sons
>lived with bro and sis for years
>definately know my porn history
>sit there in awkward silence

>dropped