Mr Wonka

Mr Wonka

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Tell me about Tom, why does he chase the mouse

If I pull off your hat, would you die?

You're an everlasting gobstopper.

How did Mike Teavee even get a ticket?
He's always busy watching tv
Also, Violet did nothing wrong.
She only had a chewing gum habit

9
fucking
years

Excesses are always wrong.

>9
Nigga, Rises came out in 2012

Someone get this Original Movie outta here!

CRASHING THIS GLASS ELEVATOR

WITH NO SURVIVORS

Is that how many years until James Holmes winds up shanked to death in whatever hole they locked him up in?

In the 2005 version, he was apparently so smart he tracked a ticket down to the exact store and bar. "A retard could figure it out."

I am assuming Mike was like Charlie in that he just lucked out opposed to Agustus who ate enough chocolate to eventually find one, Violet made it into a competition, and Veruca arguably cheated by using her fathers workforce and assloads of money to find hers. He had an easter basket or was gifted one that just happened to have it inside.

I can't for the life of me remember Violet's depiction in the book other than her smacking her gum and being kinda flashy but... compared to Veruca being just spoiled fucking rotten and Mike ignoring everything else but his TV, her vice is *supposed* to be that she's flat out rude and an asshole to others. Which feels almost like semantics, really, but later adaptations just roll the rudeness into her being way too competitive and she is therefore an asshole not cause she's spoiled but because she treats everything like something SHE has to win/be on top of.

In the original movie, apart from showboating her ticket win, she just made one REAAAAALLLY stupid mistake.

FIRST ONE TO FIND A TICKET GETS TO COME IN MY FACTORY!

Is this a baby factory or a fudge packing factory?

2005 Mike felt so real
>Curses
>Plays violent video games with his parents not giving two shits
>Easily prone to anger
>Smashes things for enjoyment
>That shirt
>That stupid hair
>Tries to act like a smartass
>Hates chocolate
>"DIE! DIE! DIE!"

So, fill me in. What the fuck is this?

The kids in the 2005 version were just really good in general. Say what you like about Depp's crazy madman routine, but almost all the kids in the 2005 version are much more interesting.

Tom and Jerry crossover
youtube.com/watch?v=qs-tu4fj4zA
>Those dislikes

I prefer the original Charlie over the newer one, but it's apples and oranges for those too; otherwise I agree that the new kids were the best part.

Tom and Jerry and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Dahl was a cranky bastard with a lot of pet peeves.

Warner Bros Animation is making a faithful animated adaptation of the 1971 version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, with one slight alteration: Tom and Jerry are in nearly every scene, either goofing off in the background or having their own subplot (or is it the main plot in this case?) involving an Oompa Loompa mouse.

They did the same thing a while back with the 1939 version of The Wizard of Oz.

All except Charlie himself.
Good grief he was too pure and soft spoken to be interesting

God died

He's been spinning so long I swear

Oh... oh, Kath Soucie.... you poor girl.
A few days ago I was thinking, "I wonder where that old gal is these days.".....

And we didn't get to kill him.

Warner ain't making shit. They outsource all their animations to Korea and other foreign shitholes.

Yeah Charlie was a complete tool in the new one, I admit. I more meant the other kids.

Dahl had a hard life and alot of it came from the bullshit he had to put up with in boarding schools; I think he had a much lower opinion of adults than kids, to be honest.

Lets be honest, who gave two shits about Nibbles to begin with?

I'm still puzzled how his estate signed off on this. Didn't Dahl HATE the Gene Wilder movie, so much so that he blocked any attempt to adapt Great Glass Elevator for the rest of his life?

It was those damn gremlins I tell you. They messed up Dahl.

You know what I mean user. It's still Warner Bros Animation's name on the product, and I doubt the Koreans are doing the script as awell.

>Mr. Bucket, I'm Wonka

>The tour plan i filled in with the Oompas lists me, the ticket holders and your parents there. But only one cat or mouse.

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>All new, original movie

I'm going to be honest.
Pic related and the The Fast and the Furry are guilty pleasures of mine
FUCK YOU I LIKED THEM

One more thing, I looked up Fast and the Furry's Wikipedia page and saw this.
>In the movie, where Tom and Jerry visit the producer to try and get in the show. While they are there, the boss is speaking to them, but then is interrupted by a flashing pyramid with an eye on top of it, like the one on the dollar. After that, they jump (the producer and his assistant) under the desk and come up wearing a "pyramid eye hat" then go to the center of the room. The shade goes down and the room dims red, then out of the center of the ceiling and the ground, a transporter comes out. They both get down on their knees with their face on the ground in a prayer stance and then a shadowy devil-like person appears. Tom and Jerry jump in fear behind the crouch, then the shadow finally turns into a pharaoh like boss character with two girls in back of him.
>Also towards the end of the movie, the boss zaps and kills the producer of the show turning him into dust. Like a lot conspiracy theorists day about "the elite world controllers" when some on is not complaint with their motives.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_Jerry:_The_Fast_and_the_Furry#Devil_Worship.2FConspiracy_symbolism

Mike TV did nothing wrong. Called Wonka out in his bullshit idea of keeping teleportation tech from the rest of the world and only using it to move fucking chocolate.

>TELL ME ABOUT TOM, WHY DOES HE CHASE THE MOUSE?

Man, the Tom and Jerry films they made years ago are still good. Now they have no idea what to do with them so they just insert them into shit Warner owns.

>Alot of loyalty for a house cat

This whole movie was about immigration of colored people. Why do you think so many kids dissapeared and died?

>whole life is about being the most winningest asshole you can be
>first real loss is life endingly bad
Seems realistic and poetic

The teleportation tech shrinks down objects user
It was flawed.
On second thought, it could've reduced the pollution and landfill caused by society

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would throw Tom and Jerry into a Willy Wonka movie

Eeeeeehhhhh.

Calling him out on hoarding world changing tech is one thing, but really he then gave himself a healthy dose of stupid by jumping into the damn thing and using it on himself.

this one artist i follow on IB who does tonnes of porn of nibbles

Veruca a qt

If I ship that movie will you cry?

Except Violet didn't die.
2005 Violet even thought her new flexibility was a gift

That's fair, but this feels more of a retroactive addition than the source material; Violet's rudeness and competition was kinda subtle compared to how terrible some of the kids were.

His failing was pride. He knew it was bullshit so he had to fight wonka and be right, it just happens that being right all the time doesnt make you a winner.

The man was beaten a fuck ton at boarding schools and was taught to appreciate the little things.
And he had sex with a lot of women to get info during wars. He's not gonna come out of it ok.

It would be very distasteful

It's the Chris Chan definition of original.

>All those people dying for laughs in The Fast and the Furry
>Even the soccer mom doesn't make it alive
>Even the granny kicks the bucket
>That part where her dog tries to leave her to crash to her death
That movie was Billy and Mandy levels of black humor.

Nyarlathotep?

Some of the animators really like drawing little boys.

That's a sexy boy, Ollie.

Fucking hell
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>It even has a forum
youtube.com/user/VioletBlueberryLover
roalddahl.wikia.com/wiki/Violet_Beauregarde

Sonichu turns into an Autobiography after the first few issues.

To give the Oz ones credit, the animation in them were actually decent. Why does this film look like garbage?

I feel like its more of an adaptation to the passing of time and how people perceive a group/archetype of people and are willing to express themselves about it.
The 2005 version made a mistake showing the kids comming out alive, the ambiguity helped establish the tone of the movie. From one half its a magical adventure for charlie as a child, but on the other there is a very real competition from a rich powerful man trying to find a suitable heir. Its got some neat depth that making the other kids live lessens, which doesn't improve the theme or the story.

It was exactly how it happened in the book. Charlie describes seeing each of the kids as they left the factory, including Augustus eating himself.

Was Augustus made out of chocolate or just covered in it?

Im saying that gene wilder version did the story better.

>Those eyes
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IIRC, he's literally eating his fingers at the end, so he's made of it.
Oh I know that, I was just pointing out that the Burton film was actually more accurate to Dahls book. Nothing can beat the original though.

So, someone wasted their time by tracing over the original scene. What does that accomplish?

Thats fair.

Someone did more than that
There's a part 2 where she gets juiced
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grandpa joe is literally just standard captain hero voice

It's because Warner Bros only has 3 voice actors to use.

Fucking hell. This is the kind of shit I did as a kid. I would imagine a character in a film who would be completely ignored by the other characters because they weren't really there

Any examples?

It always bugged me how they were treating chewing gum at a candy factory like it was a bad thing. Wonka is a fucking hypocrite.

Wait, what? I thought this franchise operated on Looney Tunes logic, i.e. people get comically maimed without ever any real repercussions.

I do remember being really bored while my family watched a film, though I can't remember which one. To cure my boredom I imagined every character had their own Pokemon sitting on their shoulder, this was back when there was only 151.

Look at this fucking Wikipedia page.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_Jerry:_The_Fast_and_the_Furry

>violetbeauregardefansite.weebly.com/juicing-room-comic-by-faridae---part-2.html

>Tom switched a sign in the Amazon and that led Soccer Mom into a Quicksand Pit out, she called the assistance of extermination company Gonestar, but the computer took too long and the Soccer Mom escaped before she was swallowed by the quicksand (a goner). She helped Jerry to the right way and gave him an Orange. She is then thought to have been eaten by insects while she was walking in the jungle, but this is unknown.
>Tom killed a cared mother who still had growing kids

BRUNT

FCA

>This movie sparked some controversy in that it was a childrens' film that features several deaths. There were a total of 11 deaths through the film. Grammy and Squirty were murdered after they were tricked by Tom. Two years later, Tom would be dropped of all pending murder changes in a national trial that entailed riots between animal supporters and the elderly. Dr. Professor was killed near the site of the start, and presumed dead on scene when paramedics arrived. Nobody has been formally charged with this incident. It was determined the cause of death was accidental, and due to a clear nuclear charge going off in Dr. Professor's engine creating a mini-explosion. Mallory Macdoggle has not been found, even after intense search efforts by Amazon officials. In 2005, 10 years after the Fast and Furry race, one person passed away in England, due to severe injuries. This was not shown directly in the movie, but was shown in the credits. Tommy Big Banks was one of several spectators struck by Jerry's blue jet-car. The remaining people who didn't survive were also bystanders across the world, and most likely struck by Tom and Jerry's insenseless driving as they were making their final five minute run back to Hollywood. All this information can be found on cartoondailynews.
>This was referenced twice on the Blood Sisters episode "Always Outgunned, Never Outnumbered", once during a rant with Karin, and again at the ending, where she (along with Kurumi and Raine) sees the "all deaths version", and says "Did Death just screw with us?"

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>His cartoon career in shambles, Tom fell back on old vices, namely his lust for young boys

Okay I'm starting to sense bullshit in this wikipedia article
There was never a show called Blood Sisters

>Sherlock Holmes
>Oz
>Wonka
What's next?
King Kong?
Batman?

On live television.

With her family watching

>a retard could figure it out
Raimi pls leave my childhood alone

SPACEBALLS: TOM AND JERRY: SPACEBALLS: THE CROSSOVER MOVE: ORIGINAL MOVIE.

dat 1971 Veruca Salt, though

Also think about its use for the miniaturization of technology.

Tom & Jerry Vs. AlienVs. Predator

I thought Augustus just turned out reed thin because of the narrow tubes.

Forever

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to be honest, Tom and Jerry Tales was underrated.
Especially compared to that new flash-animated show.

That could make a fantastic chase scene.