136 days until Avengers: Infinity War

>136 days until Avengers: Infinity War

Time for a thread about a movie that ISN'T going to disappoint everyone.

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Nice thread nerd.

Mooooot?

Leaving SW, this movie was the first thing I thought about. It will be the greatest Marvel film to date. That trailer was a masterpiece.

It won't make half of what TLJ will though

More casual garbage

I think you probably need to re-think your opinion user. Both Avengers movies have made more than half what TFA made.

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Mood is written with a d

NIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

at least the baddie cgi will be better than snoke

thought this was going to be a gore thread

He didn't look so good in the daylight though.

I genuinely have no idea why the OP pic looks like that.

Why are you promoting interracial relationships?

>who lives

>who dies

>who shows a disney-acceptable amount of cleavage

It will make more

It did that on it's own. I wouldn't even know how to make it do that if I wanted to.

me on the right

>men are okay with other men doing this to their wives
>these men are always white

white """"men""""

Wtf

There's nothing wrong with sitting crossed legged watching another man show your wife what real pleasure feels like. It's called not being insecure. It makes you alpha, because the woman is your property and you control who's able to do what to her.

I don't understand.

What don't you understand about massages?

Foreign maybe, but def not domestic or total.

I'm getting ASMR like tingles from watching this

I'm holding off my suicide until IW. If its good ill postpone it again

Do you get tingly feelings in your breasts?

nah, in the back of my neck

i thought it was just massages at first but it seems to be a kink

>ywn be lizzies date to the premiere :(

what is the name of the guy? I want to watch more of his videos

Looks like you need a massage.

BASED fucking Luo Dong, DONGing girls throughout NYC.
Pls subscribe to him, he got tricked and someone stole his old YouTube account.
Based Luo dong is now on YouTube under "Luo Dong Golden (chink shit)"
GET DONGED

Your Dole Dippers, madam

I thought it's just a channel ripping his shit and re-uploading them?

Delet

Someone post the pink haired girl on the steets of Manhattan. A bunch of black guys surround her and get really pissed that she's getting donged. They start calling her a whore for letting an Asian touch her.

Then someone plz find her suicide girl name.

nah

...

link

the video might've been deleted

>aw yea, put your finger in my belly button, fuck yeah

Yeah, it's people re-uploading his shit because his accounts keep getting shut down for no reason.

Meanwhile the Team USA gymnastics guy have videos of himself rubbing 10-year-old girls and it's fine.

youtu.be/UopYsQnYC-0
Yeah looks like someone re uploaded it
Sorry for mobile

How does no one realize that he is a scam-artist looking to feel up chicks?

>The boyfriend was hovering over her and the predator had no chance to ask to 'check the breasts'.

Boo!

same reason women buy organic food and think alternative medicine is real

How is he a scam artist when every girl gives a thumbs up at the end of the massage and says "thanks!"?

also like 50% of women think astrology is real

It's very clearly not her boyfriend.

Comment says there's no breast massage so I'll put it in my backlog.

man I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone over 15 would care about dumb fuckin superhero movies

>Meanwhile the Team USA gymnastics guy have videos of himself rubbing 10-year-old girls and it's fine
Where?

Not sure. It's a pretty hidden channel and it's by the guy who got arrested himself. It only has a few thousand views.

>tfw give gf massages all the time and she gets super wet from it

feels good man, don't let other guys give your gf massages or you are a cuck

>implying you know any Qi or know how to redirect Qi to where she needs it in her body to fix her tumor problems

So basically these are women paying to get manhandled?

>muh asian magic shakruhs

2000+ satisfied and happy paying customers.

Only difference between this and the last kike is that nobody has high expectations for avengers, they know they'll be getting a mediocre piece of shit

Why the need to film it though? And why are there only hot women being molested I mean massaged?

I basically do the same shit he does but at the end i get to nail my gf while she moans in pleasure

Holy shit this shows that woman are fucking retarded.

All what that chink is doing is groping them like a fucking monkey and just because he's a chink they believe it's related to chi or some shit.

The nigga is living the dream tho, rubbing asses, tits, vaginas and feet all day because every woman in the world has an IQ of 2 digits and can't tell that these massages are bullshit.

It's free, he just chooses them.
He films it "for education" (to add legitimacy)

>starts out looking kind of legit
>14 second mark

>bitter misogynist, racist
Kek

Do women get happy endings when they go for massages?

>put the fucking tv characters in the movie reeeeeeeeee

The penis of a man contains the highest Qi. You have to grind it against women to transfer over your Qi.

What happened roastie? are you mad because I said the truth about your kind?

So does that mean you have an even lower IQ because you can't convince women to let you do the same to them?

Nebula best girl

Does look like a happy ending?

Was 1:00 happy ending?

>Another triggered roastie

>that lip biting and toe curling at the end

I think women just like being aggressively touched

Literally this.

This is the best case of "The Emperors New Clothes". Everyone of those women knows what's happening the moment he starts going straight for boobs and ass, instead of spending time in legit problematic areas like the neck and the spine. But, instead of screaming rape like they would with some white dude, they let Mr.Miyagi get away with it because they are travelling the world and they NEED to be perceived as open and carefree.

Also, notice how he ALWAYS targets hot white women. Imagine trying this shit with a black women, he wouldn't survive.

His recent video is a hot halfie.
He also does middle aged Latina and black women.

There's a very young teenager (maybe 16?) year old girl getting massaged too. She might be half black or really tanned.

>this forced meme

Post it you dong

SHRFtRWXkUM

What race is she?

56%

>this train need go to 33 sky chi master temple to get chi master power transfer。then watch my all video to learning。need class to teach need chi master temple to transfer power。otherwise can not do。only this golden power massage not easy to learning。

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*INHALES*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*BREATHS IN*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You can obtain the secret 1-hour level 33 Sky Chi Master lesson for just $299.99 you stupid fucking goyim.

GOOT

is he /ourguy/?

>hot MILF with tight body and 4 kids asks Dong for his phone number so she can call him over when her kids are at school and her husband is at work for extra masasges

WHAT THE FUCK

Lu Dong is truly a genius, getting paid to grop attractive tourist, the Jiro of massage.

Does anyone else get erections from Dong's videos?

I get raging erections and my dick is always at the edge of bursting when watching his shit.

Have to pause and then jerk off to some shit.

she's really into it, get proper stupid at the end

ofc

As long as I get a massage too.

>guess who's coming to the mcu

Link

Ah I see cat goddess is back to her trixter ways

Why is he licking her

LMAO
youtube.com/watch?v=N-9hMlUBGBo
at the 25:50 mark she asks for it

>not asking for a vajayjay rub because your cuck husband sitting in the corner can't satisfy you

Look it up on youtube, he also massages men,

This isn't the way I wanted this thread to go.

Yeah, it went better than expected.