CHRISTMAS STORY LIVE #2

Santa was black.

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Still salty about them not saying the line stretched all the way back to Terre Haute.

Hey lads, smell this-

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

F, he earned that baby.

no free sponsoring moment for Ovaltine

booooo

No one outside of Iowa has even heard of Terra Haute.

KILL ALL WH*TES

This is not good

Presented without comment.

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The dad better at least say SONSOFBITCHEEES right.

>contains shit loads of old navy logos and a movie preview
>removed plot about radio show just being a shit commercial
Hmm...

Just a reminder that there were black kids in the class in the movie. Of all the terrible things this shit is doing, that's not one of them

>Probably the most memorable moment in the movie
>cuts it out in favor of more obvious product placement by Old Navy

So the pajamas the kid is going to wear going to be some skimpy lingerie instead?

Yeah, not to mention Old Navy wouldn't exist for 50 years

It'll be Old Navy's TM Fall Line Up Pajamas

We need a show to retell scenes from a movie?

You're the only one obsessed with little black kids. And besides, they were polite and they didn't speak. Also Flick was a ginger. They are symbolically killing and replacing all the gingers with niggers. Like Annie.

it's an anagram, so why not?

DAD BLAMMIT BLOB!!!!

>You're the only one obsessed with little black kids.
Oh fuck you, the first half of the last thread was bitching about the black kids, but at least they had the self respect to hold their statements and not backpedal like you.
>they were polite and didn't speak
Which is how it worked, in the 1940s blacks were given the same rights as long as they were polite.

His reinb-deer

For a mall dinosaur like Old Navy, the last thing I would be blowing my money on would be this.

>terre haute
>Iowa
Know how I know y'aint from round here?

is that Kevin Hart?

>kid singing about killing his cat

>he thinks Terre Haute, INDIANA is in Iowa

Neck yourself

Wow. So they are saying that the trained dogs are even smarter than the niglet children.

SAYLA BITCHEE! BUMPUSHEE!!

I have captioning on and that line was on for the remaining of the song.

so why is the jewish kid in the waiting for santa song

This car commercial also features a white man with an octoroon wife.

Just there to make sure Santa is black.

did i miss the pajamas scene

>you gave me a blue ball
Nice.

>now ralphie we were going to give you that gun, but the recent school shootings across the country have really opened our eyes and we can not support gun violence. So here's a dildo so you can go fuck yourself.

Zing! that one was for the young at heart, user!

Was the "purkey" line a flub? Because that was a godly save

why didnt aunt clara make something for the littler boy

he has flubbed about half of his lines, and saved them pretty quickly

How will they handle the Chinese restaurant scene?

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Can this fucking guy say one line without fucking up?

look at that BULGE

how badly did they ruin this?

i love ACS too much to watch this

I think they'll do the restaurant scene but just not have them speaking broken English.

Dad turns to bunny and says,
> THIS GUY FUCKS, AMIRITE?

They're actually doing it! They're giving a little white boy a gun on national television in 2017!

I ... honestly really love this.

If my parents casually sipped alcohol/let me have a taste I probably would have had a very different life than I did after I left their house.

:(

>police cruising by
>see toy gun
>tragedy
>jury acquits

Why didnt they get the kids from It?

I liked the dad's actor in this scene.

I keep thinking they're going for a hallelujah but it's just AHHHHHHH

>They're actually doing it! They're giving a little white boy a gun on national television in 2017!

And he wants to shoot Black Bort!

Is the dad the janitor from Ned's Declassified? Or anyone from Ned's Declassified?

The kid with the gun needs a natural selection Columbine edit.

Ralphie says
> I AM
> IN A WORLD
> OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEETT

This one scene was actually fucking fantastic.

No, the dad is the face blind guy from Arrested Development.

> 7.62 MILLIMETER

Kek

HERE WE GO BOYS. MOMENT OF TRUTH

Typical flyovers and their turkey, eat a Christmas ham

HERE IT COMES
FA RA RA RA RA!

I winder if the dog was meant to pull the tablecloth but dad actor is there for backup.

do you think theyll have the christmas tree guy also running the restaurant

Wow those dogs did a great job

is feris beuler a ghost?

That dog fucking SNATCHED that turkey lmfao

>not having both as well as lobster

Fucking poorfags

Shut the fuck up, Coastie.

>Christmas ham
Indiana isn't in the south. You wouldn't know if from the population though.

This is the most unbelievable, fantasy-ish part of the whole movie. Black kids in a classroom in the late 1940's

AHH mom knew all long!!! Guns ARE bad! Nice save, jews.

This, I kek'd out loud

>not having prime rib

Fucking neck yourself

Eh, I grew up in western Illinois. Most people do a Christmas ham. Easier than preparing a goose or turkey, though my parents tried to do both for Christmas at some point.

Honey-glazed ham with lots of brown sugar tastes like Christmas, man.

Yes, wiki confirms

The clumsy pulling the tablecloth is Disney channel tween comedy tier

Fuck you, bitch. Prime rib and bourbon for Christmas.

They're just using the same chink actor again because they all look the same.

>got fired at the dearlership huh?

HEY REMEMBER WE'RE JEWS LMAO

Fucking Jews

>The Jew is back

Nah, pretty sure the actor had a contract deal with Fox, only to see his own sitcom flounder. Too bad, because he's pretty okay.

THEY DID IT THOSE MADMEN.

>christmas carol

the jews arent gonna like this

be sure to drink your ovaltine

Why is the camera constantly spinning around them like that?

BOOOOOOOOOOO

Ugh they replaced fa ra ra ra with faggots

Oh thank god, it's really the same guy, I thought I was a monster.

He'll always be Chow from hangover to me.

Even the Whitest possible holiday during a time of White hegemony can't be left unmolested, Goy.

>Chinese singers not singing in broken English

THAT'S THE LAST FUCKING STRAW. I'M HEATING UP THE OVEN

>we want the matrix audience

>A Christmas Story directed by Baz Luhrmann

The last half hour of this shit has actually been pretty great except for no FA RA RA RA RAH