Where do you see him in the next 5 years?

Where do you see him in the next 5 years?

who

He'll decide that the funniest thing he could do is subvert the memes by actually shooting up a school

a morgue

forgotten

Bitcoin millionaire, successful indie game dev, developing his sequel to the now beloved Joyride Universe. Inventor, idea.

Dead or homeless

Creating threads on Sup Forums about himself trying to get attention from autist

Probably doing the same shit. He hit something with his original bit and, like most people who finally hit a homerun, they'll stick to their guns even when it's wiser not to.

Maybe he'll start a Patreon.

I hope this happens desu

dead

>forgotten

Nick should just put Sam out of his misery, for old time's sake.

Hi, Sam.

Hi, Sam.

Triggering redditcucks

Hi, Charles

I won't.

Homeless

slobbing on my fucking knob like corn on the cob

Prison for rape.

Hi, Sam.

Jumping off a bridge.

...

Living with his mom, desperately trying to find Nick or Charles' contact info after to pitch another project idea after they've shut him out of their lives for being a fuck up.

In a sex offenders registry.

Hi, Sam.

I wish

that would admittedly be quite hilarious

Hi, Sam.

t. San

Hello, Sam.

Heroine overdose death

Do people actually laugh at World Peace?

Dead hopefully

Top of clock tower with a .30 cal

Hi, Sam.

He might actually get away with it too.

sometimes. the best thing I got out of the series wasn't the laughs tho but new music.

Six feet under

100% me

not but sam really is bitcoin rich. i have a friend that worked on a bunch of his youtube videos and sam has given him a pretty significant amount of money.

Yeah

I'm the guy you're responding to and I think it's cool that Sam is rich. Can he give me a job?

On his own 30 minute comedy central special.

Just kidding he'll probably be homeless or living with his mother again.

lol

He wont be able to deal with losing his statues as a cool edgy cult like figure making a living by making silly and weird videos, will have to go back into getting a real job (which he has no real experience with/childish hatred of authority) and will probably kill himself. Imagine being some 23 year old kid getting his first real big boy job, and then some 40 year old ugly smelly weirdo whos still doing bitch work comes up to you and shows you his weird videos he made 15 years ago. This is going to happen to someone

pure kino

Sam has statues? based

>sam has given him a pretty significant amount of money
Ones and zeroes that can only be used to order drugs on the internet, child pornography or a latte in a few select NYC and Silicon Valley coffee shops*

Face it cryptocels, your bullshit is functionally worthless

He used to be a car salesman

He'll keep putting out a slow stream of inconsistent content, making endless promises to the fans he never keeps. He'll say he is working on big things like a video game or another book, but give ridiculously long time frames on those projects, only to disappoint everyone one or two years later by cancelling it. Whether he actually aborted mid-project, or never started such a project to begin with, will remain a mystery.

Once or twice he'll resurface back to the mainstream, either by pulling some kind of prank or getting a minor acting part when a fan of his gets famous. But whatever goodwill he had built to get him that brief moment in the spotlight will be squandered when he refuses to stop sharing white supremacist content on his social media or says something about jews in an interview.

Eventually his fanbase will dwindle to the point where his funding collapses. He will continue his descent into mental illness, refusing to get treatment, losing friend after friend.

In 10 years he'll die from reckless driving. A few of his former fans will circulate the article, as a piece of trivia more than an act of mourning. Maybe it will be suicide, maybe it will be a patch of ice on a stretch of highway in Fall River. Or maybe his heart jut gave out after years of inhuman cholesterol intake and steroid abuse. His mom and a few friends will attend the funeral, it will be in one of those tacky new england funeral homes ran by italians, the wall covered in murals of sicily. His complexion may actually improve upon death. His beard will be neatly trimmed. His mom will cry but inside she'll feel relief more than anything. He'll be buried in one of those dull cemeteries by a noisy highway, with a cheap flat gravestone that will slowly be engulfed by weeds and grass.

>spending all that time writing this

i read the first 2 lines of that post but I could tell the rest of it's not worth reading.

learn to be succinct or die nigger

i bet you thought this was good

yeah but he pays him in actual money, not bitcoin.

last paragraph would be a pretty kino death scene for Sam tbqhwy

I dunno. right now he is palling around with a bunch of white supremacist alt right internet personalities. if you get a bunch of youtube followers he'll probably be willing to help you out.

Then that would be patreonbux, not copecoins

>copecoins
this is funnier than it should be

The "Toss It Project" was legit high level satire.

fpbp

Hopefully this.

Toss It Project was unironically genius. Far more than the Charls prison sketch or any of the others.

p good writing sam, I love you big guy

Hi, Sam.

...

auto erotic asphyxiation
dubs confirm

Even my mom thinks world peace is kino
her favorite movie is fightclub
she watches nothing but korean drama shows all day and yet she knows world peace is a good production and loves the subversive humor.

Sam is suicidal right now because he lost 30% of his money in an ICO scam.

lmao that would be funny as fuck

Bankrupt or dead, like any other American without health insurance.

Already has one
>$1741 a month for literally zero content

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