Would you?

Would you?

The real question is, who wouldn't?

Are you gay or something?

Yeah.

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THEY LOOK BETTER PUSHED UP IN THAT VICTORIAN GETUP

BUT OF FUCKING COURSE NIGGA

Would I fuck the chick with huge full tits and decent face despite a goofy hair style that probably is a wig anyway? Yea.

I'm a 25 year old kissless virgin. I'd anything at this point.

Uhhh....yeah, obviously.

I distinctly remember her tits being fucking heavenly. I'd fuck her with the wig on just for a chance to suck on those milkers.

Wouldn't I?

t. Chestlet

yes

Absofruitly

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cuckieri

I would eat sweets with her.

Jesus Christ.

great thread. the answer is yes.

mama mia

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>can see veins on her boob

Am I the only one that loves veiny boobs?

I would love to rub my cock between her tits.
IF YOU GET MY DRIFT

Source

if you wouldn't you are absolutely 100% gay
this nigga gets it

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

Toy Story 4.

I'd spend the next 5 years locked in a dark chamber with only candlelight and minimal subsistence learning how to play the piano to impress her just so user can get milky from her for 5 minutes.

This feels like meeting a lifetime hero and them turning out to be a massive ass.

I was shocked to learn there was an edition where the boobie scene was missing. You Americans are a sad bunch.

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My nigger.

Like two pool balls in a pair of socks. I still like em though.

That doesn't feel as good as you think it does

t. White man

If she uses saliva to lubricate, it should feel great.

>my last 2 gf had an amazing ass and almost non existent tits
I just want to titfuck someone to see what it feels like

>those titty veins

The nipples of Venus

yes im so horny

>she will never call you Wolfie

It's a nice change of pace, but you're not missing out.

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Only if she had really hairy legs and pits.

Damn I want to suck them so badly

Based Salieri banishing thots

Amadeus.

Legendary movie. Watch it now you faggot.

FUCK yes, Constanze is a cutie and her big nipple floppies are sexy as hell.

>VICTORIAN
Victoria wasn't even born let alone reigning back then.

Don't listen to this man. Ass is nice and all but a big pair of soft milkers you can grab and suck on is SO cash.

OH LOOK THIS FROG KNOWS WHEN BEETHOVEN LIVED

This gave me a really specific fetish for historical cosplay and I hate it

she mustve gotten pregnate, and the babby sucked all the milk out of thoise bags

>on a long plane trip
>look for a boring movie to make me sleepy
>see Amadeus
>"Well, this looks and sounds boring enough."
>Got eye-, ear- and braingasms instead
Truly legendary.

Barry Lyndon for me. It's sad there's nothing for this.

>probably

And neither of them were British.

this was a disney movie.

>There will never be porn that features these outfits.

Every time I've seen the movie, I've identified with or related to Salieri, and I really don't think the audience is meant to.

Tom Hulce, the actor who played Mozart, is gay and had no interest in those milkies.

he's an actor so he can pretend

I don't mind a little sag.

baroque actually used to be a common porn theme, you'll have no trouble finding it

Are the audience not meant to? I doubt that most will be able to relate to Mozart.

great tiddies anyone who says otherwise is gay

We belong back in /twg/ friend, let us leave this place.

Small tits > large tits

I actually think you're supposed to. The only thing I can see going against that is the ending, but then again we're supposed to related to young Salieri not the old one.

medium tits > small or large tits

Young jenna jameson has a scene with a wig and a dress like that. Scene was made when she was in her prime.

Google it.

DFC > Medium Tits > Small Tits > Large Tits

it's a strange hierarchy

If by strange you mean wrong then I agree.

JUST

No, her tits were like that in Amadeus sadly. They just looked great because back in the late 18th century they had perfected the are of making braziers that push up breasts and low cut dresses that show off awesome cleavage.

GIB

Pleb

OH... oh...

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School films thread?

I would totally give her the old "cum on breast"

WEW

Reminder this girl is 15

and?

REMIND MUH DICK FGT

Probably the worst wig I've ever seen.

But yes, I would.

The fuck?

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Stop sexualizing children

But they started it.

Any links? I looked and couldn't find anything

>post-pubescent teenagers
>children

>Reminder this girl is 15
juliet, or that actress?

juliet is 14

>everything before the 20th century must be victorian

That's a big cat

Actual actress is an actual teen and gets her actual jailbait boobs out. It's pretty great and so are her tits

he was a good friend

For you.