JACK IS GETTING THAT PUSS TONIGHT

JACK IS GETTING THAT PUSS TONIGHT
JACK IS GETTING THAT PUSS TONIGHT

>"Thanks Jack...I love you."
>"WOAH...What the fuck?"

Gibe da pussi b0ss

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I find is deeply problematic that, even given the chance, we are still having this heteronormative version of Samurai Jack.

Where's my bisexual Samurai Jack? It's 2017. Come on.

There will be spanking.

Back to with you
Oh My!

Don't worry, Johnny Bravo will appear in the season's finale and they will have a threesome

JB is too busy fucking Indians in Bollywood

>Johnny Bravo

Damn it. I miss that guy.

Jacked off to him many a times when I was but a wee lad.

Such a shame that nobody will touch that character with a ten foot pole nowadays because if they do, everybody would scream misogyny.

You sound like you're still a wee lad, if you catch my drift.

not tonight, but soon, most likely by ep 8 he will have gotten it

Nope, tonight.

I'm still a boy at heart, I'll give you that.

Stop making me admit I'm old damnit.

I doubt it, jack's broken mentally and he needs to warm up to the idea of fucking someone who was once trying to kill him

they'll most likely start exhibiting feelings towards each other in this episode, but sex? doubt it

though I am 100% sure that they'll fuck in some episode after 6

Let's all agree to one thing: They're gonna get hitched after killing Aku

if neither of them die - sure

It will happen. I have foreseen it.

amen

>What...is Love?

Just remember SJ came from Genndy's childhood dream of wandering a post-apocalyptic world as a samurai with his crush. Dollars to donuts this will be how SJ ends.

>Baby don't hurt me
>Don't hurt me
>No more

I hope its the raspberry filled dark chocolate glazed doughnuts

>inserts most inappropriate picture possible
LET'S GET SOME PUSI TONYYYYYGGGHT

She looks absolutely gorgeous when she smiles

SOON

Bettah change that to TV-MA ifyaknowhatimean

I'M ALREADY ROCK HARD

Why, it's not like he ever wins.
If anything Femenists should love a show about some chad getting the shit kicked out of him every time he compliments a woman

>Ashi is a virgin
>Starts fucking Jack
>Doesn't know what she's doing
>Expect lots of hilarious over the top facial reactions that look like everyone's pass kidney stones
This is going to be about as sexy as that scene from Showgirls where she does her best dolphin impression

Oh my

Can someone give mega link for episode 2?

>yfw she is a Futa

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Dat ass is cash

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Don't forget to train your one-eyed oni for this event

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Anyone else want Aku to win, I mean he just deserves it.

Does he? He just sits there and goes on about his MALAAAAAAAISE

He did for 50 years

>can't get rid of just 1 foolish samurai warrior
nah

He could win if he wasn't so scared. Years of being constantly BTFO by a Samurai who is slowly going insane will do that to you though.

>Cult of fanatics trains 7 girls to deadly assassins from birth to kill Jack hoping a demon that has no idea they exist or even cares will shower them with praise.
>Scatbot has demon on speeddial

I think the cult of aku is woefully deluded

Ten bucks that it didn't happen.
>Screencap this, motherfucker.

>Cult will likely never be mentioned or heard of again for the rest of the season

Jack is a virgin too.

Oh look, Nate Silver comes here.

t. Aku

>call'n a paddln' spanking
oh you best believe that's a padln'

source needed.
But still, kidney stone faces all around

You know Ashi would love that don't you?

>yfw jack fucks ashi in her urethra

We are not pulling a Baron or Bendy

Ashi changes her hair, and all of a sudden Sup Forums is open to her having a relationship with Jack. Never change Sup Forums, never change.

Jack's gonna give it to ya

Fuck Bendy

>he thinks we're focusing on the hair

>It's an Ashi discovers how good it feels to go around naked episode

Where did you people get that image?

>Sup Forums is one person

I was open to it WAY before i came here

>implying Jack hasn't lost his virginity to one of Aku's female forms over the last 50 years already

>Jack has sex for the first time
>Loses the powers of purity he has long protected
>Can no longer jump good

FOOLISH SAMURAI

>Ashi is Naked

I am so ready for this episode. Samurai Ashi doesn't seem so bad anymore.

Aku is no demon. He's a troll

I liked her since the premier

>"Very well."

>"Leave now and be pure, or stay, and face your destiny."
>"MY DESTINY IS YOUR DICK"

>We'll bang, ok?

I think I can say otherwise.

Samurai were well known for screwing little boys.

Did Jack ever get screwed?

Why are warrior cultures so fucking pedogay anyway?

because they were all roided up meatheads who could die any day so they had the yolo mentality

This is going to be the most awkward sex ever. The only way they'll get relaxed is of the pretend it's sparring

I was always okay with it, so it's nice that not many people are bitching and moaning about her anymore.

let's see how she likes a cum-me-ha-me-ha

oh sorry wrong show

Kinky yet hot

Don't you think it may be because she gets naked?

She's practically "naked" already. That suit leaves nothing to imagination

>When only one of your daughters survives and she ends up fucking the samurai

Anyone member the long lists of nicknames we gave Jack after he killed six of the seven daughters, could we start another one since it seems like he's gonna be banging Ashi soon

>Sup Forums is open to her having a relationship with Jack
I'm not, but if they're going that route anyway we might as well try to have fun with it.

so is jack saying "please don't fight"?
that's weird

>implying this is surprising

We all knew Ashi was gonna get JACKED when she was the only survivor of the daughters

Noice pun

Cults usually are.

Fighting Aku (assuming that's him) with no
magic sword is suicide.

They're all literally on YouTube faggot

He's going to get his sword back

if you want to do that you could at least start by coming up with the first nickname yourself, like
>samurai "dogma breaking dong" jack
anyway, these kind of things have to be spontaneous to catch on, else they feel forced

This is what I can read from that
A: The simplest solution is always the best one.
J: Ashi, you can't let it end this way, please don't fight.

should he be asking her to run away instead?

GET THAT BACK
BACK TO THE ASS
BACK TO THE ASS
SAMURAI JACK

to me, he's saying she must fight.

>Phil Lamarr posing as though he is bound in chains

Phil confirmed for fucking Tara to record the sex scene.

kind of upset that tara is minding her phone while phil acts it up, seems a little rude

>Samurai "Rocking the Sack" Jack

She kinda is a rude cunt

I'm assuming her script is there.

Now im gonna imagine Ashii using her phone when jack is in chains.

Didn't he had his own family before he became a time lord? Shit man I gotta rewatch the series again.

i want an Aku or Jack version of this pic.