I'm surprised Tumblr hasn't murdered anyone because these two didn't turn out to be gay

I'm surprised Tumblr hasn't murdered anyone because these two didn't turn out to be gay.

No one ever actually liked them, they just pretended to because of muh diversity. Kylo/Hux has always had more faggot fodder, thats why the movie pandered to then so much

They're too busy shipping Kylo and Rey

*Kylo and HUX

>91746769

>They're too busy pretending Kylo had any sex appeal.

ftfy

Actual truth is that Disney have mastered the art of keeping the virtue signalers of the world docile.

They don't have a single gay character in any of their big movies (articles raving about the first one and then it amounts to nothing) but they say nothing. I can only make guess about how exactly it is that they control these people from going apeshit over what they go apeshit over

Disney is powerful enough to not have to pander to those demographics, but they keep their cards in their sleeves for when the time is right, they know if their popularity starts waning they can just pull out the lgtb cards and give themselves another 30 years of relevance. With the current state of the world, they might even have plans to pander to pedophiles, and it won't be hard for them to do that.

>keep it, it suits you

He should've said "wear the same clothes every movie" because thats whats going to happen

It's almost like tumblr isn't as crazy as cherrypicked blog posts would lead you to believe.

ahahahahaha

>it's almost like

nice reddit phrase faggot

If they had cut out Rose's character and the space casino plot entirely, gave Poe and Finn a mission that accomplished the same thing in the plot, allowed the two of them to develop instead of devoting the mission entirely to CGI and pandering with rose, and had Poe save Finn and kiss him at the end this movie would have been much better

They're too busy crying because Rey didn't get with Finn and Reylo happened.

There is a very good, simple reason there are no gay or trans characters in the new Star Wars movies: China. The censers forbid it. Otherwise, every other character would be gay. Those Chinese "sisters"? Gay. Laura Dern? Gay. Luke? Gay.

China deserves its place at the top of the world.

Why would Finn be gay?

Half of his lines are “Where’s Rey?”

Tumblr ships Reylo though.

Maybe when he was a stormtrooper he was raised to silence his homo lust and of course Poe would be the one to open his asshole to a whole new world.

Nice reddit spacing.

Anyone have some predictions for where Finn's character is going to end up? Honestly, I don't completely understand his place in the whole thing. Compared to Rey and Poe, he just kind of seems in the way.

I guess that he is going to be the new Han, just the guy that's there handling the side plot while Rey is off being the savior of the galaxy and I guess that Poe will now be the leader of the resistance.

the backlash would have been as glorious as the lightspeed kamikaze

not the crazy vocal sjw side

>read the character descriptions before TFA comes out
>Finn the ex-stormtrooper who is only good at fighting
>Rey the dirty scavenger who can only lie and steal
>together, they fight empires

I honestly thought they would have made a beat duo, but I hear they don't interact at all in the 2nd film.

They were placated by Purple Hair putting Poelet in his place.

>Rey the dirty scavenger who can only lie and steal
Except that she is far better at fighting than Finn is.

Exactly. And Finn is actually an emotionally well adjusted individual. You'd never guess he was raised from childhood to be a soldier.

Just saying it could've been cool. Oh well.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Those fucking quads say that we can make it real bros, we can fucking make it real.

#kylux

Kek

Thats some good art user

christ he looks exactly like the young pacino

splergs cant tell the diffeance between freindship and butt fucking form lack of experience in social situations

J.J. completely fucked over Poe in the last movie. The gay thing is just a bunch of nonsense that faggots like to read into for fan fic reasons.

I use tumblr, reddit and Sup Forums. I think it's funny seeing tards on all sites raging so hard about one another.

There was a gay character in the new Beauty and the Beast IIRC. Gaston was gay.