It's kino

It's kino.

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It's crap.

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balls in my mouth are kino

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yea, it really is.

It stinks.

Agreed

Pack it up boys, it's official. It's /ourflick/ and this thread is the definitive proof.

fpbp unless I had a timeline shift and kino now means "really, really fucking bad"

samefag

without the mishandling of luke, what's wrong with the film?

probably nothing

Umm that's impossible. Check the poster count. 12 posters 11 replies.

>what is a new IP?

STAA WAS IS KEWNO
I LOBE PORS
HAHAHA UR MUM JOKE
MILKYY
SEF WAT U LUV NOT KILL WAT U H8

Entire movie was shit and I was literally outloud saying 'WHAT?' every 10 minutes because of how much retarded fucking shit was going on.

When the minions showed up I was ready to bail.

But then we got BASED RED DUDES

I want a game purely about being one of those red soldiers.

this level of autism is so common among anti-TLJ posters that it makes me feel even more confident in knowing that 8 is actually good

In 1 year time people will consider this to be a good film.

Autism

I honestly cant comprehend how tfa and tlj got released. The prequels were bretty bad at times but there was at least a coherent plot, characters that arent completely and utterly 2d or might as well not exist, and have the slightest bit of development. How is the person in charge of writing for a multi billion dollar ip incapable of creating even an incredibly basic narrative? These movies are somehow worse than some of the fiction i wrote in the 3rd or 4th grade for school

>ALL THE BOMBERS GOT BLOWN UP BY RICOCHET WOW
>woops I nearly lost the remote! GATCHA
>THEY TRACKED US USING (((NEW TECHNOLOGY)))
>KYLO BEN IS GUNNA KILL HIS MOMMY
>No he's no-
>NO WAIT THE OTHER BAD GUYS WILL GACHA
>OOPS WE BLEW UP EVERY COOL REBEL ALIEN CHARACTER INCLUDING ACKBAR, JUST THE ONE NEW ALIEN ON SCREEN NOW WOW
>Leia survives with magical force powers while unconscious in space that we didn't know she had
>Despite the actor being fucking dead and at least a good place to lose her
>WE NEED TO GO TO VEGAS PLANET TO GET ROD STEWART
>HAHA THEY HAVE GREYHOUNDS HOW MUCH LIKE US THEY ARE
>HAHA HE PUT COINS IN THE ROBOT, I DIDNT KNOW IT HAD A COIN SLOT
>HAHAHAHA THE ROBOT IS NOW SHOOTING THE COINS OUT OF ITS COIN GUN HAHA
>OMG HE JUST BLEW OUT THE SMOKE ON HIS FAKE GUN WITH HIS FAKE BREATH HAHA XXXFUGGEN D

>OMG THIS ISLAND HAS M I N I O N S???

>DUDE WE CAN LIKE SPEAK TO EACH OTHER THROUGH THE C O S M O S MAN, SAVING TIME

>AHAH HES DRINKING BOOB CUM AND ITS G R E E N THAT MEANS ITS SUPER G R O S S
>AH YES THE JEDI BIBLES
>AHHA THE UGLY ISLAND WENCHES ARE DRESSED EXACTLY LIKE HUMAN AMERICAN COLONIALIST BLACK SLAVES, FUGGEN GEDDIT?
>HEY LOOK THE SHINY TROOPER AGAIN
>OH HEY IT DIED CAUSE THE GUY WAS RIGHT BEHIND HER FUKKEN HELL WHOA
>OMG SNOKE GOT KILLED
>OMG THEY SUDDENLY DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE FORCE WHEN FIGHTING THESE RED GUYS WHAT ARE THEY GUNNA DOOOO
>FUKKEN GHOST YODA USES THUNDERBOLT HAHA LOOK ITS FUKKEN YODA MAN YODA REMBR HIM THO
>OH LOOK WERE STUCK IN THIS BIG THING BEHIND A WALL
>OH NO THEY HAVE THE FUCKING GROUND CANNON MADE SPECIFICALLY TO BREAK DOWN ALL THESE BIG WALLS PEOPLE HAVE
>ALL BUT ONE OF THESE 13 RUSTBUCKETS BLEW UP OH NO WHATS GUNNA HAPPEN
>OMG LUKE HES FACING ALL THE BATTALIAN GETTIT BECAUSE EARLIER HE SAID HE WOULDNT BUT HES HERE WOW OMG
>OH MY FUCKING GOD IT WAS A RUSE WOW LUKES NOT EVEN HERE HES BLAZING IT ON PLANET WEEDLMAO

>WAIT NO LUKE JUST GOT KILLED BY DARTH AFTERFX

Yeah I think autism must be contagious or something because ALMOST every reason that fanbooys say 8 is bad is because of some personal issue they had, instead of objective flaws.
For instance, and objective flaw of 8 is the filler sub plot with Rose and Finn.
Saying "My feelies were hurt because they changed Luke!!!!" is not a valid criticism.

>t. some jew working in hollywood

>t. Nazi who got his feelies hurt by ep 8

t. some jew butthurt I could smell his jewery through the internet

user, are you alright ?

>pointing out one part of a sea of examples of laughably bad writting by hacks who dont know what they are doing and dont care is not valid criticism
I dont think anyone can post something like this unironicly, when youre b8ing you have to act retarded but not so retarded it becomes obvious you are pretending

what about killing the main villain, which you spent the previous movie hyping up, without explaining shit about him? not to mention he gets fooled like a retard
what about an entire FO fleet not being able to destroy a single ship for plot reasons?
what about porgs literally getting more screen time than snoke?
what about the worst editing i've seen in a star wars movie, resulting in an uneven pace throughout the first half of the movie?
what about wasting not one, but TWO cool ways to kill Leia, you know, since the actress died in real life. It could be just her hyperspacing the fucking ship
what about having a decent development of the two main characters, just to throw it all away after the throne scene and basically set them back as they remained at the end of TFA?
what about the FO having only one, young, inexpert commander?

this all without mentioning the multiple flaws the finn subplot had, and i can name at least 5 big issues right off the bat
I dont care about gender or racial quotas
I dont care about luke trying to kill Kylo, nor him dieing at the end of the movie
I actually liked the hyperspace scene
The rest of the movie is fucking POINTLESS

So what was Luke's plan exactly? He knew he couldn't stop the First Order since he was just a projection so you would think he knew about the other exit, but how did he knew if he had never been there? And if he saw it then and there, he must have seen it was closed off so they were all fucked anyway, and why didn't he tell them that there was another exit and that it was closed off? What a fucking clusterfuck, it makes no fucking sense. In the end he does nothing and dies for nothing.

He knew Rey would Jesus them to safety.

I agree.

Brainlets came in expecting some more destiny fulfilled you are the chosen one your father was a great Jedi fanservice wank. Instead they got nihilism kino and they're flipping the fuck out. All Lucas did was take some great drawings and write horrible movies. All JJ did was so what Lucas did with even worse characters. I would argue TLJ is the first great SW film

Snoke is like Sidious, you don't need to explain him.

Until you make a prequel series.

soy kino

my favorite wikifag autism complaint I've heard is "Leia shouldn't have been able to fly back to the ship because in KOTOR Revan needed a spacesuit!"

and this is someone I know irl, not some buffoon on Sup Forums

haha dude i love deconstructionism too, like what is the point of life even lmao

Are you a fucking moron? This movie wasn't nihilistic, it was just as hopeful as any Star Wars film.

ALSO REY IS LITERALLY THE FUCKING CHOSEN ONE.

They literally explain this to you in the movie. She's another Anakin, chosen to be omnipotent so she can bring balance to the force because Ben fucked up the balance.

The fans of this movie are so fucking stupid , good lord

>TESB
Intense chase through an asteroid belt where Han Solo uses his wits to beat the Empire and escape through the skin of the teeth (quite literally)
>ROTJ
Exciting high speed chase on speeder bikes that go in breakneck speed through a dense forest
>AotC
A game of cat and mouse through a planets rings between Obi Wan and Jango Fett
>TLJ
Two hour footage of the first order taking potshots and waiting for about eighteen hours for the resistance to slowly run out of fuel

>They literally explain this to you in the movie. She's another Anakin, chosen to be omnipotent so she can bring balance to the force because Ben fucked up the balance.

You're taking what Snoke said way too fucking literally you autist. This movie is anti-prequel chosen one bullshit to its core.

Yeah dude.

That whole Casino part was fucking kino. It didn't move the plot, it didn't go indepth with characters, and served no purpose. They could've just been captured and it wouldve not made a literal fucking difference.

kino. fuck man, trolling used to mean something.

>the filler sub plot with Rose and Finn.
I don't like that part too. Did they really need to take a detour to some other planet?

>character serves up exposition to why Ray is so powerful
>YOU ARE TAKING THIS DIALOGUE THAT ONLY SERVES AS EXPOSITION TOO LITERALLY LMAO

Stop being such a fucking retard.The way this universe works, Ray was chosen by the force, maybe even conceived by it, we will never know.

If that's the "message" of this movie then it's fucking idiotic and it contraditcs itself. Because Ray is still the chosen one and Luke had dozens of students, I guess you don't need to be a Skywalker to be a jedi after all, what a fucking groundbreaking revelation , it's not like this 6 movies series are full of random superhumans

>Rey's parents were nothing
>Snoke was no one
>Luke wanted to die and did
>Rose and Finn failed
>Light vs Dark is just a proxy war to make arms dealers rich
>Republic wiped out completely
>majority of Resistance wiped out
>Fuck the jedi born all their books
>Yoda doesn't give a fuck
>Luke drinks green slosh from monster tits
>force is pretty much just quantum physics

The movie was nihilist as fuck

star wars is shit faggot and you're no better than it's cocksucking fans.
>TLJ is the first great fag wars film
well its a good thing this is the internet and that you're fucking wrong. they're all bad, poorly writen, badly acted, baby's first sci-fi and your taste a shit. the best thing to come out of any of them harrison ford and he had a shelf life of about 2 movies.

Rebooting the series in full circle so they can continue this empire / rebellion bullshit infinitely is not smart or clever.

Empire was also a lot more effective movie about failure, this movie was forced as fuck.

Also Luke succeeded in the end, albeit in a very contrived and stupid way but he still succeeded, he gave hope to the downtrotten, and this shit can continue for the next 50 movies

SOunds p good to me

>Seeing Kino from 3 different perspectives
AMAZING

Except Snoke says he expected the "light that rises" to have been Skywalker, he was simply remarking upon how powerful Force users are always drawn to do battle with each other.

He didn't literally mean HURR DURR YOU WERE CREATED FROM THE FORCE SPACE JESUS 2 DURRRRR, get the prequel logic out of your head

Simply too deep for modern audiences to understand

>nihilism kino
but in the end everyone chose to take a side, including luke and rey. that's what made it so fucking bad, that they teased the potential for doing something different for two hours and then just ended with le light vs. dark again. what a terrible movie

>Lucas drew heavily from Kurosawa
>TLJ takes inspiration from Rashomon

P O T T E R Y
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>He didn't literally mean HURR DURR YOU WERE CREATED FROM THE FORCE SPACE JESUS 2 DURRRRR, get the prequel logic out of your head


BUT SHE WAS YOU FUCKING MORON. SHE DIDN'T WORK FOR DECADES TO GIT GOOD AT BEING AN OMNIPOTENT MARY SUE IT JUST HAPPENED BECAUSE DESTINY/THE FORCE.

WHAT IS DIFFERENT BETWEEN HER AND ANAKIN? EVEN IF SHE WASN"T COINCEVED BY THE FORCE ITS STILL THE SAME SHIT

lol

IM GONNA MILK MY NEPHEW RAY. THATS WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. I TRIED TO MILK HIM AND FAILED

Are you 12?
You have no taste, and I hope your mother gets raped and murdered soon

top kek

Yikes..

>they didn't have a death star but still managed two have two main plot points in the movie which are the same "blowing up the bad guy's super weapon by flying into it" trope

the whole movie just reeks of being written on the fly by a group of suits. it's no one's artistic vision

>Luke walks into Kylo's tent to molest him
>kylo wakes up
>y...You're the dark side AAAAHHH

Stop ripping my style.

Felt like Rian Johnson's vision to me

>Reys side is light intertwined with dark
>Kylos side is dark intertwined with light
Pottery

Agreed. They did a really good job with this one.

>Nihilism
>Kino

I hope you do a choke-wank-suicide tonight.

l'chaim! We of the tribe finally rule over the goys.

SW8 is like FF8, it's full of so poorly made that you need to have a superior mind to be able to put it together and appreciate it.

>Two hour footage of the first order taking potshots and waiting for about eighteen hours for the resistance to slowly run out of fuel
Lmao yeah sure buddy that's all that happened if the movie, if you say so

>make another prequel for Snoke

how you gonna film a Kylo Ren coming of age with a dead Carrie Fisher? Harrison Ford will probably dead soon too

>ALMOST every reason that fanbooys say 8 is bad is because of some personal issue they had, instead of objective flaws

This is some top tier bait

How is it nihilist to say that great people naturally emerge regardless of their parentage? And what's this about 'the force is pretty much quantum physics'? The force is pretty much the same as always

It was fucking alright, all these fanboys who so desperately need to convince everyone it's a masterpiece because it's star wars are annoying faggots. It had it's moments but stop acting likr the movie has no flaws. It has plenty.

One old dude in our showing said out loud "this is ridiculous!" during a quiet scene, and audible groans from the audience during Leia flying. Sparse applause at end. Well put together film, but was a massive letdown.

How is 'they wasted chances to kill leia' a legitimate criticism of the film? If you film an actresses scenes and then she dies later, you have to go back and rewrite the film so she dies? And how could this possibly upset you while watching the film? This is like the most irrelevant 'complaint' you could think of, it just doesn't have anything to do with the movie, and the idea that you would be mad watching the movie because you need leia to be dead in the movie because her actress is dead in real life is ridiculous.

Luke's plan was to distract the First Order while the rest of the characters found a way to escape. Maybe he even knew the beam created a tunnel, I mean he can see where his projection is from other planets after all.

This deleted scene from Revenge of the Sith is more kino by fucking far than any of the schlock that's been churned out in nu star wars

youtube.com/watch?v=D9suc0Do4vY

I'm usually the first to call out a bad movie but this was far from bad. It had some flaws but I'd gladly watch it again.

it's a fucking very well made stupid movie

Only true kino can be this divisive.

It's my worst movie of 2017 tbqh

Snoke does need explaining. You have 6 pre establish movies with known sith and Jedi and a literal who shows up with knowledge of the force. Not to mention the clone wars and rebels never mention someone like snoke. This faggot needed his backstory told in this film and they killed him off instead. Even if he was really a brand new character with no secret plot twist indentiry reveal then explain how the Fuk he knows about the force and how came to power of the first order. Either would have been fine. Now Disney will realize it’s mistake and we’ll probably get some comic spin off explaining this fuck up of a villain.

I'll add that TFA was a really bad movie.

>Have some decent cinematography
>Take every single plot point and do the opposite of what the audience expects/wants/has been waiting for... instead of writing a good story.
>"So unpredictable! Wow, I didn't see that coming! 10/10!"

Pure storytelling magic.

TFA and TLJ feel like they come from two completely different trilogies. TLJ is set mere minutes after TFA ends--what the fuck are Disney doing?

>all these beardfat drumpkins mad that star wars is now about women and poc

Time to let the past die

TLJ was a success and Hillary is president. Deal with it white males..

I would like to take a minute to set things straight with you, George Lucas.

I know we shat on the prequels. But honestly, retrospectively, it wasn't that bad. It had politics, a consistent universe, a sense of scale, the explanations behind the Jedi order, Coruscant, and many, many other things. Sure, Jar Jar was a little obnoxious, and RotS was weirdly paced, but you tried, George. You tried.

Thanks. I really shouldn't have said the prequels were bad, because honestly? They weren't. You did your best.

And I'm sorry.

Expecting didney to do anything other than print money by making marketable garbage is asking too much of them user.
Why write compelling backstories into your narative when you cumdrunk fanbase will lap up whatever you want them to.
Have some porgs

Prequels sucked and you know it.
TLJ is better than all the prequels by miles.

>Sup Forums unironically praises prequels
>Sup Forums unironically hates TLJ

i see a pattern here

>unironically praises prequels
no

Only ones worth watching are the original 3.

Pleb alert

God i almost forgot how awful the prequels are.

Crocodile tears

2.5*

RotJ second act is pain, and it's payoff keeps interrupting the kino throne room scene. 50% of that movie is dead weight in terms of furthering the narrative and holding the audiences interest.

Honestly the only great stuff in RotJ is the Battle of Endor (space part only) and the Throne Room. Jabba is slow and really not very relevant to the movie.

Great payoff with the sarlacc pit though. And the visuals in the slow part are at least better than duplicate bears in a generic forrest.

>liking or disliking a film aligns you with a political ideology
Why is reality getting so shit lads?

>people have an opinion on this
>HitB not out yet

How is it possible?

>ALMOST every reason that fanbooys say 8 is bad is because of some personal issue they had, instead of objective flaws
1/10, made me reply

I'm glad it didn't take long for Sup Forums to start warming up to this movie.