OH GOD NO HELP WEDGE, LANDO, ANYONE PLEASE HEL

OH GOD NO HELP WEDGE, LANDO, ANYONE PLEASE HEL......

pls don't do this, pls delete this thread

ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU AKBAR

HELP HODO, MY CHILDREN ARE ON BOARD

HODOOOOOOOO

this, i kekd and cried all at once

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>mon calamari
>someone literally thought that this was a good idea

>Lando, Wedge, Rieekan, Madine
Where are they?

>they didn't have Admiral Ackbar do the lightspeed ram attack because muslims yell "ackbar" while running over Europeans in stolen vans

>WAIT THE CRUISER HAS THE MASS, SHIELDING AND DISTANCE THAT CAN DEAL A SEVERE BLOW TO SNOKES CAPITAL SHIP. IT'S A DESPERATE MOVE BUT WILL CRIPPLE THEIR FLEET AND ALLOW THE RESISTANCE TO SURVIVE. GO AND FIGHT ON MY FRIENDS! WE'LL SHOW THOSE ZIONIST PIGS EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE MADE OUT OF. THE GALAXY MUST BE WARNED OF THEIR JEWISH LIES!

Jesus Christ, how'd Rian get away with that?

>What is that?
>What do you mean Admiral? That's Finn
>I know that, why is he on my ship?

Yeah, where is Wedge?
Don't tell me they killed off the pilot who survived two death stars too?

>NO LEIA WAIT PLEASE I'M STILL ALIVE
>DON'T FORGET ME PLEASE I DONT WANT TO DIE-

>Super Leia, I’m sorry I tweeted your bikini pictures

THIS OS TOTALLY A TRAP, MAY A MISSILE HIT THIS ROOM AND CAUSE ALL OF US TO GET JETIZONED INTO SPACE WITH ONLY LEIA BEING ABLE TO SURVIVE BECAUSE OF SUDDEN FORCE POWERS BUT STILL END UP IN A COMA, LEAVING A PINK HAIREF WOMAN IN A PARTY DRESS TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE SHIP AND REFUSE TO EXPLAIN HER PLANS TILL SHE IS FORCED TO HYPERSPACE RAM AGAINST SNOKE'S SHIP IF I'M WRONG

Maybe, just maybe people like him and Lando are enjoying a nice well earned retirement in obscurity. They did their part and just want to take it easy for the rest of their lives. The galaxy owes THEM something for once

Everything they did only stopped the Empire for lile 30 years so they obviously didn't do enough.
Fuck, Anakin should come back too. After all the hype about him bringing balance to the Force in the end he only did that for like 2 decades till Sheev 2.0 showed up.

2 deathstars and 1 planet sized super weapon destroyed and only 400 people in the entire galaxy give any shits.

the actor didn't want to be in the new films

this movie also breaks the premise that the rebels can ever achieve anything unless they take out the bankers seen on the casino planet, they've been fighting the wrong enemy all along

But the bankers are financing them too.

Based, at least one of these faggots has integrity

Got a nasty std from a space hooker

Why would you want him back, so he can also be unceremoniously killed off after having his character ruined?

>unceremoniously killed OFFSCREEN

>i know its a trap but I'm not going to tell you flyboy
what did vice-admiral ackbarina mean by this?

*gets sucked into vacuum of space and suffocates to death*

*flies back to spaceship*

Heard claims that lack of Ackbar is due to the fact Disney finds him racist and that him performing an act akin to suicide bombing wouldn't go down well.

It was because his actor died.

Ummm excuse me mexican Wedge but this battle strategy is a little weak. Firstly, why did you put all of our bombers so close to each other? If one goes out, it'll threaten the rest of the squadron. Secondly why not hyperjump all of them in a bit closer? Third, the Raddeus can take all their long range fire anyways so destroying the star destroyer is needlessly wasting our resources and lives. This is an especially strange strategy when it's clear we can not take advantage of its destruction in some sort of counter offensive. Essentially we would sacrifice our entire bomber squad for no real advantage. I suppose the lives of all those men and women you callously wasted are a good trade off for an entire star destroyer but we only have a few hundred resistance members while they have hundreds of thousands, we would lose in this instance.

>admiral ackbar suicide ramming the first order
Good scene, but it was a bit odd that he had to use a box cutter to take control of the ship when he is a senior officer. Also thought it was a bit odd for John Williams to cut from the traditional soundtrack and throw in a nasheed for that scene