Wow thanks Jackie!

Wow thanks Jackie!

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thank you Mr. Chan :)

but i sat on my ass all day jackie

whoa...

Fucking love Jackie, such a talented guy.

REAVE ME ARONE

does anyone have the "today was a terrible day, you didn't even try. fuck you!" edit?

this heathen needs to shut his mouth, the days are evil. That is what the bible says.
He will burn in hell just like the rest of his demonic breed. "Doing your best" is not what the bible commands, the bible commands you to be perfect.
Disgusting evil bastard child of the flesh, he will pay for his sins dearly.

me too baba?

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Who would win in a fight?

>Jackie chan holding a stepladder
>jackie chan who "don wan anny trobbul"

????

if thats my best im going to kill myself now

Thanks Jackie!

Thanks.. I talked to 2 grills but am still beta so did not ask for number

Jackie Chan on a conveyor belt

Jackie says that this is the best you will ever do, it's time for you to die.

I did look outside today... Well done to you as well, Jackie!

thank you sir may i have another

Please remember when you are full of doubt and it all seems impossible that there is still someone who believes in you.
Me.

>JC will die in your lifetime
sad

No he said its the best I did at this moment. We change each day so hope I can get better.

I have ignored grills and head my head down for so long so this is a step up for me

Jackie is my hero

Those guys are strong, but could they defeat Jackie Chan, pretending to be a Frenchman, getting his pants ripped on a statue as he's being pulled into the sky by a hot air balloon?

>Interstellar OST starts playing

thank you based jackie

>Hey Jackie, what's your favorite thing to do on the weekend?
>*unintelligible gibbering and frantic gestures*

ok what? I know he's famous for doing all his own stunts and shit but that looked like some really bad wire/cg garbage

why is Jackie so based

thanks user

Jackie Chan who don wan anny trobbul always has the moral high ground. The script requires him to win.

It's 100% real. It probably took 50+ takes.

eonline.com/news/885996/jackie-chan-s-estranged-daughter-publicly-comes-out-as-a-lesbian

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Where's the ">:(!"?

But it doesn't look good. It LOOKS like bad wire/cg shit. Why include that in the movie?

Probably because Jackie choreographed it and it took a lot of hard work so he wanted it to be included.

It's not like he's Malick who takes 1000+ takes of something just to scrap it.

exactly

DAILY REMINDER
YOU ALL HAVE TO WATCH 'THE FOREIGNER'

JACKIE CHAN+PIERCE BROSNAN+MARTIN CAMPBELL

youtube.com/watch?v=om9YCk7ufHs

I wonder why shes estranged

Jackie would put that in his after movie credits reel if it wasn't good but he still wanted to show it he wouldn't put it in the movie.

>generic revenge porn from a bunch of hysterical lunatic hollywood anti-trumpers
Yeah nah thanks.

They would both lose to Jackie Chan trying to keep priceless art from breaking

you think the man who directed goldeneye and casino royale is anti trump?

you think former james bond is anti trump?

you think jackie chan is anti trump?

They both are, yes.

Jackie Chan isn't anti-Trump, in fact, he was one of the few actors who was okay with it.

how can anyone dislike this man

source?

jackie chan says give trump a chance

pierce brosnan doesn't care

nothing on martin campbell, I doubt he cares either

>trailer basically shows the entire movie to you

why is this so common now?

I know, I'm asking the other user how he arrived at his dumb opinion

>my best is waking up, browsing the internet for the rest of my waking hours, then finally going to bed
Damn.

sounds depressing right? Well maybe it's time for a change

>really bad wire
>implying he can walk away casually like that if he were attached to wires
are you actually brain dead

I want Jackie to karate chop my fucking head off

I've been watching this for 5 min, it's weird.

But he did his best so any change would be for the worse

Best film of 2017 right here.

Haven't seen a single thread about it.

Damn, Jackie.

What movie is this?

The Foreigner

>that nose

taiwan hates him

kek

*eats dog*

Jackie is one of the greatest actors and movie makers ever

Thanks, mr.Chan! I really did.

Who /chankino/ here?

we out chea

>the fights in the factory
how can anyone top this

>hollywood anti-trumpers
>british-chinese production

Not every English-language film is Hollywood, spastic.

post more martial arts kino

There is no Jackie Chan without Lau Kar Leung

>jackies recent movies since 2005 are all flops
what
went
wrong

we're doing the thread now fucker, pay attention

Never did a webm made me want to watch a movie so much before.

Who the fuck is Taiwan?

it could be just a wire to pull his back/shoulders up so that he can land

drunk jackie screaming "whay yu hit me!?"

I think it's just an effect of opossing centrifugal forces. You have to take into account that there is the entire weight of the stuntman working against jackie here. It's god damn hypnotic.

It's weird because first I think he's using his weight to pull the guy down but then seemlessly uses the guy's falling weight to pull himself up.

The opinion of a toy factory hardly matters mate

The more i'm watching the more it looks legit. Looks closely, just when jackie is being taken by gravity the stuntman's weight flungs him upward again.

Can Sup Forums name 10 actors that aren't Jackie Chan?

Go fuck yourself

Jackie chan holding a baby

Depends, is Jackie "don wan anny trobbul" Chan's uncle being hurt and/or kidnapped?

Why are the storylines of all Asian martial arts films so godawful? I know they mostly focus on the action, but it still bothers me.

I need a slow mo version of this

>tfw we could have had two super wholesome old Asian martial art masters
>tfw the world was cruel enough to take Bruce Lee away
>tfw Jackie Chan will die in our lifetime

nice

He just want no twabble

i didnt ask for those feels you fuck

How did you come up with that one, faggot?

Post Favorite Jackie Chan kino.

GAINS

2nd Jackie.
Also, does anyone have a Jackie tier list? Because 50ft. falls Jackie should be God tier

>Jackie Chan will die in our lifetime
N-NO, HE WILL OUTLIVE US ALL

>Jackie Chan vs. a Sup Forums

They'd cancel eachother out and it would be a draw.

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These are great, but I can't help but imagine how prime Jackie would look in them

I think i'm stuck here.

Kek, source?