So... what do you think will happen in Episode IX?

So... what do you think will happen in Episode IX?

I think I'll be sick of hearing a bunch of dumb faggots' opinions on shitty fantasy movies for kids.

Kylo Ren dies
Mary Sue rules the universe

How many people will go to see it, after seeing how shitty TLJ was?

More than E8 I hope

The republic will draw kylo ten and the main fleet into an orbit and then hyperspace little jets into them, because they are now aware of this superior military tactic.

>snoke ressurects and almost kills kylo, who is saved by Rey with his life hanging by a thread
>while recovering he has a vision/dream/flashback that shows his training, Snoke slowly corrupting him, and his destruction of the Jedi School. Maybe now that Luke is a Force Ghost he also brings Yoda and Anakin for his intervention and his has a change of heart
>Him and Rey go on a journey to find a way to permanently destroy Snoke while Poe leads the reconstruction of the Rebel Army and fleet
>Finn and Rose become background characters like Chewbacca and Jar Jar

>Hux tries to start a rebellion and has been doing, there's a time skip of five years
>Kylo Ren had been going around Jedi places of worship and destroying temples and trying to find the method to stop them coming back as ghosts
>Movie ends with Rey and Kylo forming a dynasty to stop a huge, ominous threat coming from outside the galaxy and outer rim which both Kylo and Ren have been feeling throughout the entire movie. Hux has convinced the threat from outside the galaxy is propaganda and has build up a sizable force with Phasma as his "queen"

Hux turns on Kylo forcing Kylo to seek refuge with the Resistance.

Snoke is ressurrected

The first line of the film will be

"Thank god we just installed the Compertatorgookgadget so that they cant ram us at lightspeed again" to justify the continued existance of capital ships

If it's blue I think I'll see it. It looks fucking rad in the title after so many years of yellow and if like TLJ's red, there's a blue motif, I won't be able to resist that. Imagine a blue Star Wars throne room, it's like something out of Ridley Scott's twisted imagination - now that's "futuristic past".

they continue to "subvert expectations"

so intead of becoming Admiral, Poe is demoted again in favor of bridge person hooknose and General Carrie Fishers Daughter.

Rose was "dating" Finn but breaks up with him because he doesn't pay her enough attention (she forgot to tell him they were dating) and opens a farm to care for more animals leftover from Avatar the Last Airbender.

Kylo and Hux fight a lot, but only to cover their attraction.

Rey prepares to face them but instead encourages them to stop being evil cis men and be peaceloving gays. This confrontation happens 30 minutes into the movie.

Rey is a strong independent woman who dont need no man, so she becomes pregnant with a midichlorian jesus baby. But this one is a girl so nobody is worried about her being another Vader wannabe.

The last 30 minutes consist of interstellar reporters refuting accusations that they are being paid by the resistance

This is what Geoge would do

This is what Kathleen will greenlight.

not that hard since basically nothing important happened in ep 8 except
snoke and luke dieing changed nothing in the storyline

I finally stop watching and buying their shit thats what

Film 1:
>Kill Solo
Movie 2:
>Kill Skywalker
Flick 3:
>Kill C3PO and R2D2

Joint 4:
>RETCON EVERYTHING

I think we all know what will happen in episode 9 - more pissbaby fans upset that decent people like their franchise.

rey defeats kylo ren and the first order.
Stop.

Some new directors and writers will decide to retcon everything that happened before and change the tone and story arc entirely.

The advantage of having George Lucas at the helm is there was one distinctly inspired passionate vision. Now Disney is simply running it like a bureaucracy the rapidly changing writers and directors are really beginning to show in a very non-uniform and non-cohesive narrative. The tonal consistency and clean progression of the storyline is gone.

R2D2 and C3PO will be in every Star Wars movie from now until our deaths.... but it's been such a consistent hallmark of these movies that they're likely to keep it.

The tone and style may change consistently but they'll be in every one. Remember this post.

You have no power here.

>Disney's trilogy is supposed to be a post-post-post-post modernist critique of Star Wars!
Can someone murder Dobson? He's an actual worthless human life

>time skip
>finn, rose and poe are force sensitive now and being trained by rey using the stolen jedi texts. it seems that after snoke's death MANY have become awakened to the force.
>they go on a mission to meet a group of rebel sympathizers in the outer rims
>after his humiliating defeat on crait and constant torment by the force ghost of luke skywalker, kylo has pulled the first order back and halted all attacks against the republic, much to hux's disdain
>kylo and rey are still having the force bonds even after killing snoke
>suddenly during a bonding session kylo is attacked by phasma, now a bounty hunter hired by hux. an assassination attempt. she is now also force sensitive, an awakening after barely surviving her defeat on the supremacy.
>kylo is badly injured but jetisons in an escape pod and survives
>the rebel meeting goes well and they gain more support
>rey senses that kylo is in danger and leaves finn and poe behind to rescue him
>as soon as she is gone the first order attacks the outer rim planet, led by the new supreme leader hux
>poe and finn bro up and lead the new rebels to attack
>rey rescues kylo and he breaks down, mentioning that leia has passed since the last movie
>he is fully good now and gives up his hatred for the rebels, etc and comes with rey back to go help poe and finn
>yadadayada
>snoke is back as a dark force ghost
>poe and chewie are flying the falcon in a space battle while ghost luke, kylo, finn, rose and rey fight snoke, phasma and hux
>rose sacrifices herself to save finn
>finn kills phasma
>kylo kills hux
>snoke kills rey
>luke kills ghost snoke
>a fully broken kylo holds her corpse, having failed her
>suddenly force ghost anakin appears and tells kylo that he was the chosen one all along and that he has the power to save the ones he loves
>he touches her head and revives her
>movie ends with rey, kylo, finn and poe training jedi younglings while luke, obi-wan, anakin and yoda look on in the distance

Snoke is resurrected and he's revealed to have the power to save others from death, including himself