B-BUT THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS

>B-BUT THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS

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So if Padme died of sadness, what did Luke die of?

Actually that was the best part of the movie

PAGE TURNERS THEY WERE NOT

Cucked to dearh

shame

Literal character assassination

kek

Master 'the ashbringer' Yoda

sloth milk poisoning

>The Virgin Luke
>The Chad Yoda

>burning the tree and texts
>Rey is a literal who
>Benicio del Stutter betrays them because it's just business
really good parts in an otherwise shit movie. I wonder where those parts came from and why there weren't more.

Assassinated by the cowardly Darth AfterFX

hey luke I have another MMMMM joke for you

SUCK ON THAT MILK TIT LUKE AND BE BEATEN BY A GIRL WHO WAS NEVER TRAINED WHO IS FIGHTING AGAINST A ARMY THAT TOOK OVER THE WHOLE GALAXY AFTER HAVING ONLY ONE BASE IN THE LAST FILM WHOS LEADER KILLED THE MAIN NEW BAD GUY WHO DIDNT HAVE ANY EXPLANATION TO WHO HE IS WHILE AN ASIAN OBSESSIVE GIRL IS IN LOVE WITH A BLACK MAN WHO SHE JUST MET THEY HAD NO DEEP CONNECTIONS WHILE THEY GO TO A CASINO OF ONLY WHITE PEOPLE WHO RACE HORSES BECAUSE HORSE RACERS RULE THE WORLD NOT TOY SELLERS AT TOYS R US THEY COME BACK RANDOMLY AFTER ANOTHER VERY IMPORTANT PERSON GETS LAUNCHED INTO SPACE ONLY TO MIRACULOUSLY PROPEL HERSELF LIKE SUPERMAN AND GET BACK TO A SHIP THAT HAS A BATTLE OF A PINK HAIRED LADY THAT DID THE ONLY GOOD THING TO TGE EMPIRE WHILE ANOTHER GUY ALMOST DID A GOOD THING BUT FAILED OH AND CRYSTAL CRITTERS.

What continent do you come from where drinking milk is bad? Not a white one, I'd imagine.

I liked those foxes. They were cute.

Didn't burn the books, try again

They fucked link over in this movie. I think there is so much damage control on this website its almost like Nintendo owns this board

Del Toro didnt betray them. BB-8 showed back up in an AT-ST.

*burns your ancient texts*

His own toxic masculinity finished him off.
He did that toxic force projection clownshow to force the patriarchy onto rey. Glad it didn't work. What a loser.

that was the whole point of burning the tree you moron. the books were in there. Luke even tried to go back in to get them after expressing regret and couldn't.

he absolutely did. there's a reason he wasn't shown any time after that. BB-8 saving them had nothing to do with del Toro.

>Yoda treating Luke as a kid
>people defend this

Long live Disney Star Wars

#NOTMYLINK

Milk is not bad but having a monster present itself like the tits are like a dick for children to see is a problem. Where is the cow in this film? BUT DEATH IS BAD AND LEIA CAN NEVER DIE!!!!

this movie is mass hysteria where art imitates life and the movie did not make any fucking sense

30 years from now people are going to be like what the fuck

I'd rather have the whole movie about foxes they had no purpose in this film

Whiteness. It's a disease, fatal if you have a penis.

They show the books later on the Falcon

LONG LIVE AI BOTS AND CORPORATIONS THAT PUSH HUMANKIND TO FIGHT AGAINST EACH OTHER AND NOT OVERTHROW THE NEO FEUDALISTIC GOVT

DISNEY OWNS THIS BOARD

this, I feel like Im taking crazy pills. They were in the drawer Finn opened with his clothes. Rey stole them.

The movie was terrible but Im certain the books were not burned.

Didn't link dress up as a girl in botw

>having a monster present itself like the tits are like a dick for children to see is a problem

This is you right now. You cry and cry about Disney producing soulless, sanitized schlock, but then they make a weird monster in a science space movie, and your hands go right for the pearls.

>30 years from now people are going to be like what the fuck.
I think you overestimate people in general man. darth vader looks like a massive dong

That wasn't weird it was just sick
It was a slap to the face whoever liked luke
It was the equivalent of joining another wrestling company and joining the wwf and the wwf just makes fun of you till you leave.
Then you will always be known as the guy who was made fun of in the wwf.


If you have things like that then make the whole movie like that.
Its almost like Disney is punishing luke for chopping the arm off of that dude in the empire strikes back and they are making him not be courageous but punishing him for overcoming things.
Oh we thought that was disgusting in the empire strikes back here luke suck a cock.

>It was a slap to the face whoever liked luke

Luke lived in a swamp for years. Luke was a man of the earth. This was manly. What is it about a grown man drinking milk that is so distressing to you? Is such a thing uncommon in your country?

THE FIRE RISES

Nah Mark hamil complained people recorded it revealed it was going to suck ass so Disney made luke suck a cock in front of millions of kids.

The mouse will go down in fire and brimstone

YODA IS BURNING ME RAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH

Auto Erotic Force Asphyxiation Accident

>defending this
S H I L L
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>Tickling Rey with a piece of grass
>Wow the force must be really strong with you
>*Slap*

>a man extracting food from an animal
What is wrong with this. I literally don't understand.
Luke was raised in a farm.

The Yoda scene was the only good one in the movie. Of course Yoda would treat Luke like a kid because he was acting like one.

That's awesome. Why don't more scifi movies about strange planets show bizarre shit like that? Movies used to have gross stuff like that all the time. Nowadays they are too afraid to offend people. People like you.

I'm sure I saw the books on the Falcon towards the end of the film.

Why Yoda? Why not Obi Wan or Anakin? Why not all 3?

Windows XP Movie Maker.

why does this look like a weird milk commercial that would end up on a creepiest adverts youtube compliation

Nigger space AIDS.

padme didn't die of sadness. stop forcing that meme

She lost the will to live, whatever that means

It's Disney punishing mark hamil for saying bad shit against the last jedi

How was Luke being totally self sufficient and living off the land insulting to him? It was fucking blue milk man, everyone knows luke loves his blue milk

That's the problem, tard. Luke is supposed to be a Jedi Master, not the same angsty kid he was in ESB.

That looks like a god damn dick what the fuck is that

Because Alec Guinness is dead you moron

Luke was obviously mirroring Yoda by living in isolation. You're right in that it could have been Obi Wan or Anakin or all three show up but it made the most sense for it to be Yoda. I'm just glad they kept him old and senile and he even moved in the same way that old puppet Yoda did.

It fit the characters. Luke became a Jedi master yes, but to Yoda he was still the naive young apprentice.

Ill show you a picture you will really like

And post a paragraph that goes with it.
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>everyone that goes against my inane ramblings must be a paid shill
The movie was complete shit but not because Luke drank milk.
You're a fucking imbecile.

Good one OP, saved.

a moisture farm

It is possible for people to regress. Wisdom is a skill that must be maintained and if not will wither and die. Luke's hubris led to his downfall. There was so much fucking shit wrong with this movie but Luke wasn't the worst thing.

They were there. We also see Rey closing that drawer in the Falcon just as she leaves the planet. For some reason Sup Forums really likes to pick on this scene and ignore the most essential fact about it.

It's laughable that you people think this is how the relationship between a movie studio and their actors goes.

Milk builds strong bones. Why are you so anti-milk?

I'm not saying that he was raised doing that on his day to day life. I'm just saying that as a farmer, he probably interacted with other farmers, and he's familiar with food coming from animals and the Earth, often in disgusting ways.

Look at the nice yummy cow tit.

how did holo-Luke hand the gold dice to Leia?
Why did Luke die?
How the fuck was space-Leia a thing?
Why was the casino scene even there?
what was up with all the JarJar-tier comedy?
Why does this feel more like an avengers movie than a star was movie?
How come foce-ghost Yoda could manipulate lightning, i thought force-ghosts couldnt meddle with the world?
why the fuck did we need to see Luke sucking on a sloth's tit for milk?
Why did they pussy out of Finn sacrificing himself?
Why was Snoke even a thing if they were just gonna kill him immediately anyway?
How come Rei is able to defeat several royal-guard tier guards in hand-to-hand combat?
why didn't the purple-haired bitch just explain her plan to everybody?
Was the point of having Admiral Ackbar back just so they could murder him?

Would've been more believable if Yoda wiped his ass with the scrolls. This flick is NOT canon.

Cows milk from an alien but really a soft human dick

virginity

>how did holo-Luke hand the gold dice to Leia?
They were more holograms. When Ben picks them up from the ground they disappear in his hand.
>Why did Luke die?
pottery
>How the fuck was space-Leia a thing?
pic related
>Why was the casino scene even there?
rich people are bad
>what was up with all the JarJar-tier comedy?
Star Wars movies are for children
>Why does this feel more like an avengers movie than a star was movie?
That's what sells now.
>How come foce-ghost Yoda could manipulate lightning, i thought force-ghosts couldnt meddle with the world?
Because he's Yoda. Because reasons.
>why the fuck did we need to see Luke sucking on a sloth's tit for milk?
Because kids find it funny.
>Why did they pussy out of Finn sacrificing himself?
Because blockbusters need a romance subplot, they couldn't make Rey and Kylo have it, so they had to make a character for that. This is a golden rule of Hollywood.
>Why was Snoke even a thing if they were just gonna kill him immediately anyway?
subverting expectations
>How come Rei is able to defeat several royal-guard tier guards in hand-to-hand combat?
didn't you see her training that one time on the island? she's a master now
>why didn't the purple-haired bitch just explain her plan to everybody?
because she's a women so she doesn't have to explain shit to men
>Was the point of having Admiral Ackbar back just so they could murder him?
the actor apparently died

me too user. They were inside the drawers

Money consumerism

>It is possible for people to regress

That's called character assassination.

>They were more holograms. When Ben picks them up from the ground they disappear in his hand.
then how come Leia was able to touch the hologram dice, dummy

Disney is anti telling a story that makes sense

Weren't the texts on the Falcon at the end?

LMAO JKS

BOOKS ARE FINE

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

They were special holograms.

He works for Disney
There is no flaws with the last Jedi.
He is a stormtrooper for the evil empire

Dude, have you fucking watched the six movies produced before Disney?

his post criticized the movie as much as defended it, you illiterate aspie

Turns out Luke was lactose intolerant and all that tittymonster milk fucked him up

How the fuck am I a shill when most of the shit I posted wasn't positive in any way?

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anti-disney shill

So the word "shill" gets thrown around a lot these days. Here is a literal link to a literal monetized Youtube account.

I love bots

Wasn't in there, try again. I think it was a scene with Finn

YEP

Then the fuck was the point of dramatizing the tree scene in the first place? I swear, the more I learn about this movie, the worse it gets.

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What hacks filmed this shit?!

Because the point of the tree scene is that it wasn't drama, it was funny and heartwarming. Yoda basically pranked Luke while also helping him realize that he DID give a shit about the Jedi still: notice how he starts freaking out about the books that he was GOING TO BURN HIMSELF. Yoda helped him realize that he still had that love in their heart and that he needed to get over his failure with Ben.

It was a great scene, and proof that normalfaggots and brainlets just had the message go right over their fucking heads.

The same ones who post using bots

Nice try mouse shill

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