Still no review

>still no review

Cancelling my patreon and unsubscribing from their channel. It’s so fucking obvious they’re in Disney’s pocket. They hold off their review so the movie can perform good this weekend, which it did.

Fucking hacks. Literally.

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>supporting "e-celebs" on patreon
maybe you should start with kysing yourself first, cancer

Imagine being sad enough to regularly donate money to youtube celebrities

Jay has really gone downhill since then. Lost a lot of respect for him.

>they’re in Disney’s pocket.
I bet you’re the guy who made the thread whining about “obvious Disney shills” on Sup Forums lmao

As if Disney would waste their time on a group that doesn’t pay to see movies

>They hold off their review so the movie can perform good this weekend

It's 'can perform well'. Good is not an adverb

>Cancelling my patreon
No you're not.

>unsubscribing from their channel
No you're not.

If this wasn't a shitpost and you were being genuine, then you're the type of whiny entitled fanboy that RLM constantly mocks.

Honestly just came to post this
Thanks bro
I was triggered

You give them money on Patreon? Why? In exchange of what? Why would anyone with a working brain do this?

they did a full nerd crew review after the premier, what more do you want?

>Disney wouldn't bother with youtubers
>Disney
>YouTube

Since about 2009

There's a fucking lot to talk about and dissect. They don't take Star Wars lightly.

fpbp
Sometimes you really shine, /tv.

They recorded their TFA review as soon as they got home from the cinema, while drunk.

>Cancelling my patreon

C'mon dude, $100 a month isn't even that much for content that will eventually arrive.

You get bonus content that doesn't go on their site or youtube channel.

can it be an adverb in the instance "good looking"?

and their tickets for TLJ apparently got lost due to a glitch

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(Or discuss how Disney has payed off Fandango to stop RLM from seeing the movie to prevent any negative criticism, I guess.)

that review almost ruined rlm

no but it is in the phrase "looking good"

There it's an adjective, there are contexts where you can use it as an adverb, but it is generally incorrect.

>he actually believes this

Bait thread

what are you gonna do about it fucko

I can't wait to see all the new Star Wars Toys they bought

>Wake up
>Refresh Red Letter Media's youtube page
>Still no Half in the Bag
I'm so interested to see what their thoughts on the movie are. This speaks to them being entertaining, but it also speaks to how god damn intriguing this movie is.

>They hold off their review so the movie can perform good this weekend

Do you actually believe an RLM video would affect the outcome at the box office?

This.

It's obvious they're holding off to see what others are thinking. I don't think they'll like the movie but i think they're too scared to just post their review straight away till a general consensus has settled.

That's an adjective you thoroughbred retard
>this is the kind of people who care about RLM beyond drunk mike memes

>that review triggered some turbonerds

ftfy

look. i appreciated their prequel saga, it was more fun to watch than the actual movies. but their reviews and their schtick is not that great. they dont display any major instrospective insight or any overt visceral honest reaction that i can appreciate. its like i have to care that they build a business and have to be careful. i dont.

one of the marketing people from a studio posted in aanother thread that they offer reviewers money for delaying reviews, so that makes this the logical reason

>they’re in Disney’s pocket.
I bet you’re the guy who made the thread whining about “obvious Disney shills” on Sup Forums lmao

As if Disney would waste their time on a group that doesn’t pay to see movies

I can't believe I pay these idiots 5 dollar a month to be LATE with content. I'm going to go back to 2 dollars because of this

lel, imagine being this naive

"Damn John, I'd be toast if you hadn't spotted that guy. Good looking."
>adjective
Alright buddy

HOW DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO EDIT PEOPLE TALKIN G

this isnt citizn cane

WHERE IS ITTTTTTTTTTT

why do you care so much about the opinion of some complete plebians who don't even begin to understand film?

Imagine being as stupid as this guy.

Go tell them, not us...

>yfw their opinion is different than yours

Like woth every Disney production ever

I don't actually watch movies, I just spout Mike and Jay's opinion about them on Sup Forums.

t. sedentary schizophrenic

...

Why exactly does it take 24+ hours to edit a 30-45 minute discussion?

keep in mind that it was a Sunday they woke up around 3:30pm, they were hungover they only recovered around 7pm it takes 5 hours to edit that video they might have started around 9:30pm and maybe got 40 minutes of work done in between shitposting and browsing the internet it will be released today around 9pm or tomorrow

since they make money from reviewing blockbusters why in gods name would they ignore star wars and make up some lie so that they can postpone the review instead of releasing in faster and thus make more money

fuck RLM (posting the patreon links as a peaceful protest)

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If it's something a native English speaker would say and everyone understands what it means, then it doesn't matter.

they saved Krampus from flopping

I respect their faggot opinions on TFA because they were genuine

I DON'T respect whatever they are planning to release on TLJ because they obviously waited for the dust to settle to give the most crowd pleasing review

An English native wouldn't say that unless he's retarded or drunk.

They were obviously paid for the force awakens review and now they're in disney's pocket

>If it's something a native English speaker would say
It's something a fucking retard would say

These are all terrible. Why the fuck would you give them money for this shit?

They are going to like it anyway

Holy shit, you watched them all?

>Being this autistic

Come on you lazy assed mother fuckers, I need to have my opinion on TLJ.
The delay is just confirming my fear that Star Wars is truly dead.
But... I still want to believe...

Yes, I opened them and played them all at once.

I don't know. I don't make videos. A few things:
>Skits
>Having everyone's schedule available to be in the video
>Callbacks / inserts
>Rendering
>Uploading

Sometimes uploading a 30 minute video ALONE will take hours unless you have a godlike network connection. I once uploaded a 3 minute video but it took 2 hours or something.

Peaceful protest against what? Their opinions? Not making enough shit?

Most those outtakes are pretty hilarious actually.

IT'S OUT
RESTART STEAM

THEY EXIST BECAUSE THEY SHIT ON STAR WARS, ITS THEIR CLAIM TO FAME

TLJ IS OBVIOUSLY TRASH, HOW CAN THEY NOT SHIT ON IT

You must be one bored potato.

Why did you post this twice?

Jack here, the boys were working tirelessly through the night editing this baby, but ran into a couple of issues regarding the sound quality near the end of the video. It should be up within the next hour or two!

Rich said on stream that mike outright refuses to review TLJ because of "non-subtle Trump analogies". They are trying to make it work with only Jay, Rich and Aids.

the bot is glitching, someone send a bug report to Disney

Trump here, just grab her by the pussy.

shills trying to hide and negate their own existance, not the first time I've seen them fuck up like that

aww thanks user

I AM A STRONG WOMEN AND THIS POST IS LITERALLY RAPING ME

IMPEACH NOW! THE FORCE IS FEMALE!

I fucking wish

Meh, covfefe

>Giving e-celebs Patreon shekels

The best part is it's probably mostly poorfags who do this shit

You're a retard, and rent an apt.

I always assumed Disney used a large team of viral marketers but I guess it's cheaper to just use a program for your poorly written shill posts

Thanks AIDS moby!

btw I love Previously Recorded

>a shill bot accidentaly posts same pasta twice while accusing everyone who knows about the shills of being paranoid
You can’t make this shit up. Someone screen cap.

THE REDLETTERMEDIA BOYS HAD A TRIPLE MELTDOWN SEEING ONE OF THEIR CHILDHOOD HEROES PORTRAYED AS A RURAL RETARD WHO DIES ALONE.

THEY REALIZED THEY WILL NEVER ACHIEVE THEIR DREAMS OF BECOMING HOLLYWOOD STARS.

THEY DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO KEEP DOING THOSE HALF-HEARTED SARCASTIC VIDEOS AT THEIR AGE, IT'S JUST TOO MUCH FOR THEIR TIRED, BEAT UP SOULS TO HANDLE!

>I once uploaded a 3 minute video but it took 2 hours or something.
my 4 minute video took like half an hour to upload on facebook but their upload speed is most probably 10 times better than ours. I don't think uploading is an issue.

Wow so we now have the evidence we're flooded with official shills, first, and second that RLM might very well bought indeed. Good job, shill

I guess they'll feel forced to shit on it a little after that obvious move to hold off not to harm the movie even more.

Still deciding which opinion will make them more money.

>they’re in Disney’s pocket.
I bet you’re the guy who made the thread whining about “obvious Disney shills” on Sup Forums lmao

As if Disney would waste their time on a group that doesn’t pay to see movies

>Suddenly everyone starts reposting this so that anons can bravely point out the site must be infested with bots shilling

After the serious bridges they burned with the last Nerd Crew? They'll hate the film.

EVERYONE is in Disney's (or some other huge company, or multiple at once and decides who gets the most glowing review this time by the amount of money they are offering).

Everyone has their price.
Just move on to some other reviewer you like who hasn't been bought yet or at least seems like he hasn't.

Rinse and repeat.

now that the dust has settled, I bet you’re the guy who made the thread whining about “obvious Disney shills” on Sup Forums lmao

As if Disney would waste their time on a group that doesn’t pay to see movies

their star wars video is my super bowl, release it you nerds!

>Prequelfags still SEETHING over Plinkett

> t. disney shillbot cleanup crew
Tell your employer shit like this wouldn'tt happen if they didn't outsource viral marketing jobs to computer programs

that's what he said

Hello mickey, and FUCK you

The videos are heavily edited. An average botw episode has around 8-12 hours of footage.

Hello, mouse.

Anyone who thinks they cater their reviews/opinions to get more views are seriously retarded. They don't even use clickbaity titles or thumbs because they know regardless of their opinion, they'll get the initial click.

I wish you all knew how making youtube videos for a living worked. This thread is embarrassing.