/trek/

because there isn't one edition

Brunt, FCA? I'm CIA

Commander, what are you doing?

T H I C C

Tea, Earl Grey. Hot.

I guess we're in this thread?

>tried to post here
>hiroshito did somthing that fucked the page up
thanks

both are dead
wonderful

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/trek/ has been inactive lately due to all the Soy Wars threads. Trekkie229 doesn't help either.

/trek/ threads have been having more premature deaths ever since STD went on hiatus. STD really did bolster discussions after all.

cutest tripfag

What was Christmas on Terok Nor like? just pretend they had it

*Donald Trump voice* WRONG.

10% discount on the holosuites at Quark's

bashirfaggette doesn't even come here anymore

>be Bajoran worker (male)
>work hard every day in ore processing
>Christmas time comes
>Dukat gives everyone 10% off on the holosuites
>praise_the_prophets.webm
>you've saved up for this day
>go to the holosuite
>can't make your own program, but whatever, the Cardies are horny fucks anyway, you'll get some pussy
>run program
>a sexy Bajoran woman appears
>wrinkle_vagina.gif
>get excited
>but then, a holographic Dukat appears
>he walks over to the Bajoran woman
>starts fucking her
>she's moaning like a whore in heat
>you get angry
>saved your money for this shit
>move over to Dukat to kick his ass, he's a only a fucking hologram anyway
>he just laughs and punches your skinny ass
>tfw safeties were off
>tfw can't end program
>tfw have to watch your woman get SPOONED
>tfw you are a Bajoran male

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She made a post like two weeks ago

Why didn't Odo marry Lwaxana

not really. the two groups never really congealed and any /trek/ threads we did have that were stable were just the exact same shit. which i guess is every thread here, but its the only general i actually like to be in.

he did tho, for a little bit.

when did they divorced?

give it a rest

u would. all of them.

wasn't nude, doesn't count

>she isn't your trekfu

Fuck off.

iirc, they agreed it was temporary, so I imagine right after. It was in the episode The Muse, which had a really shitty Jake sideplot.

it physically hurts me. i wonder what she looks like now. too bad we didnt get more

he didn do nuffin. he a goo boi

>data doesnt age.

who are you quoting?

>no spoon

hes a robot. do robots age?

he's not
he's an android

you cant see the spoon from that distance

Shitfu

not. even. once.

Stop replying to Trekkie229 spam, please.

she means you no harm, trek.

soong-type androids do

they can reply if they want to

"No!"

coffee, nescafe, cold.

let me guess, he got married.
JUST

what part of that hair did he think was ok?

>It's a Worf resigns from Starfleet but ends up returning to duty-episode.

>it's a Worf forgot he's a father episode
that's pretty much every episode Alexander showed up in

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>hey lets keep a guy with questionable loyalties as head of security on the strongest most important ship in the fleet.

*scoffs mockingly at quark*

the jews and jewesses are watching us

the moment that changed /trek/ forever...

friendly reminder of what trekfags look like.

*apathetic odo noises*

he is an insuffable ass.

>Gomez
I already have a maid.

racist

BARK! BARK! BAAAAARK!

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

....apart from killing and raping tons of bajorans, leading an illegal occupation and trying to kill his own daughter...

the nose knows

its an unflattering angle, user

i know some very mean people like to tell you you are shit but know that i always appreciate your post-meta ironic shitposts

Word didn't make any sense. He was raised on earth by humans yet he knew how to speak klingon, the ins and outs of their culture, and their methods for combat at a mastery level.

Instead we get a character who basically appears to be born and raised among his people serving on a human ship.

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thanks... i guess. its not always easy with all the badmouthing. i'll make some new drawings soon

worf immersed himself in klingo culture to compensate for the fact that he grew up on earth. its a well known psychological effect.

a good wipping is what she needs

who cares what a bunch of fat stupid (probably trump supporting) neets think. keep shitposting trekkie, it's what Sup Forums is all about anyway

dont encurage him ffs

>i'll make some new drawings soon
please buy a gun instead. or if that's too expensive, get some strong rope and google how to make and use a noose.

yeah, reply to trekkies posts. good idea user...

this stupid jigaboo killed one of my crewmen

I just finished TNG.

There was a nice selection of waifus throughout.

What should i watch next?

>making fun of alcoholism. gg, trek.

ds9

you will get to meet the best waifu of all

she gets cuter after the 2nd season

ds9

take that Blacula you mothafucka

eeeer. no? kira is too skinny and far to annoying. here's your wai-wai, user.

mentalcrash is fucking insane

BajoranBabe

your lack of cosplay is illogical

peasant taste

i bet you listen to pop music and eat processed white bread

>implying I didn't pay for exactly that program

i listen to pop but i don't eat bread. i prefer rice as a carb sauce. gg user. 1/2

t. soy trek watcher

happy?

the cardassians are so generous they made sure all the bajoran women had stockings stuffed the the brim with goodies, year round

KA'PLAH!

what star wars species is that?

Was it autism?

Is he a God?

its the arbitrator from halos you dummy

its a klingon from discovery. not star wars

*hiss* filthy hoo-maaan

>discovery
wait, which star wars film is that?

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its star trek discovery, not star wars. i think you should look into the difference. they are very different films

Shame about the tits though.