Wow, his head looks like a fucking cock!

>Wow, his head looks like a fucking cock!
Was that REALLY necessary?

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They had to attract the Rick and Morty crowd somehow.

>that explicit molestation flashback with the High Priestess and Ashi
GENNDY WHY? THIS ISN'T THE SHOW I GREW UP WITH ANYMORE

Extremely so.

At least the rave scene was good.

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I laughed my ass off, but it felt a little uncharacteristic

brace yourself. we're hitting TVMA next week

First he said "schmuck" and I was like "ha"
But then when they dropped the p-bomb I was like aww shit nigga

>Samurai Jack starts killing people instead of robots
>>It's about time
>Bounty Hunter says 'penis'
>>LOWBROW SHIT HUMOR!

>TV-14V
y u do dis

Is schmuck a curse word or anything? I always thought it was synonymous with "idiot" or "dolt"

Not exactly on the level of "fuck" but it's also not something you wanna say around kids.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmuck_(pejorative)
Comes from a Yiddish word meaning penis

its yiddish for penis. שמאָק
after all, penises are stupid things

>THIS ISN'T THE SHOW I GREW UP WITH ANYMORE

Is it now?
Because the first three episodes might've been "Samurai Jack on Adult Swim" but the last three had a very distinctive "Samurai Jack on Cartoon Network" vibe.

And I'm not entirely convinced I like that

Really? Because that's about as tempting to RnM as Taco Bell Mild Sauce is to Sriracha lovers.

The first episode wasn't either if you're going by that criteria.

You grow up, so does the show.

The alternative was a nuPPG version of Samurai Jack filled with dank memes, no fighting, and 'LOL RANDUMB' humor.

Yeah but kids shows say "this sucks" all the time, and that came from "sucks dick", I thought schmuck falls into the same category

Well you still hear kids saying "this sucks"
How often do you see fifth graders calling each other schmucks

What happened to that guy, anyway? Someone he trusted did that to him? Also, it didn't look like he's getting his money for helping Scaramouche.

>Yeah, baby, whip it out and stick it in my neck hole.
God, what the fuck. Why This is a really weird direction they're going with Scaramouch.

>Scaramouch
>talks a lot
>is an assassin
>probably a mercenary
Is he Aku's Deadpool?

No, zombie Deadpool. Look him up.

It executed perfectly for me. My thought process went:
>That head looks kind of like a dick. Is it supposed to?
>Huh, I guess it looks less like a dick from the side.
Then Scaramouche said it.

Do you think Scaramouch is really familiar with dicks?

>thinking electropop is good

>child complains things don't live up his nostalgia
Wow, fucking shocker.

We were all thinking it. So yes.

just my opinion but I had to fucking take off my headphones for that scene, it was embarrassing and cringey as fuck, especially when ashi started awkwardly dancing

It's like you didn't even enjoy this show as a kid.
Fuck off dude. Take your cringe somewhere else.

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Eyes should be smaller

why are you so personally offended

Hey guys does anyone have the mega for episode 5? It's the only one I'm missing.

you mean headpool

not on women

Do you think he's had his head torn off before? He didn't have any problems with moving around in that form

the rave scene was bad and i cringed when i watched it

It's anti-humor. Explaining the joke is normally unfunny, but the context surrounding it (show where you wouldn't expect to hear it, etc) made it funny. If they keep doing it, I'll bitch about it, but as a one-off, it worked well.

>having different opinions warrant you to kys
Pathetic

Scaradouche.

>Raver scene
>"Oh my god! That's ama-"
>Ashi gets gangbanged right there on the dancefloor

What the fuck, Genndy? How did you even get away with that?

>Scaramouche tries to get on the boat
>literally beheads a dog for it

What the actual hell?

How did Raimi get away with that?

>"Son of a Bitch, Dickhead retard."

We get it, you're on adultswim now.

It was bad
But at least we got some thicc alien booty out of it in one of the initial shots

The thought of a pasty lardass (or a skinny chickenshit, one or the other) taking off his headphones while watching a cartoon and saying "NNNNNYYYYEEEEUUUUGGGHHH IIIIIIIIT"S SO CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGEY" is infinitely more cringeworthy that a rave scene serving as a callback to an earlier episode, which was almost entirely a cartoonish depiction of raving anyways. Did you cringe like a little faggot when that episode aired back then as well?

SHAREWARE

>Revival of children's show does thing that the old show did
>Like wowwww, such CRINGE!

'Cringe' stands alongside 'edgy' and 'lolrandom' as one of the laziest bits of buzzword criticism.

but I'm already here

Naw it was pretty cringe

It is when they are using the TV-14/TV- MA rating and not doing anything significant with it.

>'Cringe' stands alongside 'edgy' and 'lolrandom' as one of the laziest bits of buzzword criticism.
im terribly sorry that people don't write 300 word essays everytime they want to comment on something on a bolivian basket-waving forum

That was kind of the point. Its a shitty out of place joke that takes you by surprise. Its the kind of joke you can only use once, but it was funny.

>started awkwardly dancing
This faggot didn't even watch the original series. That was Jack's dance. And if you think Ashi was awkward in that scene you should go back and watch Jack try to fit in at a rave.

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you must be some kind of retard

Just thought I wound remind you that the show had a scene depicting a nude child being thrown into hot coal and tar.

you know i was considering making a bait post just like this

looks like you beat me to it though, good show famburglar

I giggled. This past episode was relatively light hearted and I feel like its taking good direction again and Aki seems much more tolerable now.

That only proves you people have a very limited scope of what actually counts as Mature content.
Child nudity is quite common in children books and cartoons in France. Same in Japan. Its only in America where its considered taboo enough to slap a MA rating on stuff. And a character saying penis certainly is not mature. Do you soccer moms gasp and clutch your pearls whenever someone says damn, hell, or ass?
Face it, you just can't admit you are watching a kid's show.
Ive seen more mature shit on Maya the Bee.

>thinks it's about the nudity
>not the graphic child abuse

le ebin benis was a light hearted joke thrown in, it was meant to be anything but mature. Also the child nudity wasn't the mature part, the fucking Power Puff Girls got away with that amount of nudity. It was the child abuse. You know, the part where she was thrown into hot tar and coal.

Naked the whole time

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>hanging out with a muslim family
>used the word dick
>entire room came to a halt
>brother shouted at me for it
>the teens turned to their parents to see how much trouble they were in
I er, didn't know that they were that conservative? Is that the case for all muslim families?

Shin-Chan is an anime targeted towards preschoolers in Japan, but he's constantly getting his ass kicked by his mom on screen. Doesn't that count as child abuse? Also he occasionally pulls his pants down and twirls his dick because kids think its funny.

Also, im POSITIVE there have been other american cartoons, with examples of "child abuse" but get TV-7 ratings!
It makes no sense to give Samurai Jack a MA rating if they are not going to make use of it.

>comparing being severely burned to nudity
Shit b8 user, try harder.

li like to think he was a victim of the same wizard who turned jack into a chicken, since both were magically turned into cocks, in more than one way

Just because you've been whipped in our back and forth doesn't mean Im baiting.

Do you really think a troll would put this much thought into an coherent argument?

Answer me this question user......If SJ really does deserve the MA rating, why did they not show adult Ashi's sexy nude body completely...? Nipples, her breasts, her vagina-everything.

They pussied out and censored it with a waterfall.
Well Im waiting.....

Because they could never get it put on the network if they had.
They have to answer to executives who would have shut them down hard due to the damage that would do to the networks appearance.
They do not have free creative content control. Thinking they do is stupid.

you must be some kind of retard

youtube.com/watch?v=gO4wN6_bGrw

>'Cringe' stands alongside 'edgy' and 'lolrandom' as one of the laziest bits of buzzword criticism.
'Comfy' can also be included as one of the many nonsensical buzzwords that don't mean anything at all, and people just toss around as if it does.

I thought it was okay, I liked the callback to Jack's "dance", the singing was the kind I tend to dislike and I didn't care for it.

>thinking something using a rating reserved for shows with lots of violence, sex and cursing when it has none of those things is stupid
This is how you sound right now.
>Because they could never get it put on the network if they had.
Then why does it have an MA rating when worse has been shown on Billy and Mandy..?
You're not making any sense.

Thanks for admitting your defeat, babe. God, I love winning

>laziest

LATEST.
Not laziest.
Before it was autist, WAY BACK it was casual, and it's really interesting to see that even cuck has fallen some to the wayside after its introduction.

I think "cringe"
Is the official buzzword of Sup Forums for 2017. I see VERY few intelligent comments using the word in posts so that's a pretty clean reflector of the type of people who'll be reposting it like this is some reddit board.

You know repeating things over and over is a textbook symptom of autism.

I knew it was coming, yet still this makes me happy

>Fuck off you robot NIGGER
What's Genndy's problem?

>Then why does it have an MA rating when worse has been shown on Billy and Mandy..?
Violence, death, and all kinds of weird shit = Okay on American media

Complete and total nudity with all the fixings = It's the devil's work on American media

was there a preview for the new episode?

Yes

Its not even TV-MA you fucking retard. Its TV-14. If you are going to b8 at least get your facts right.

because they're not really into the yiddish lingo, not because it's too saucy for their virgin lips

you must be some kind of retard

>that part where Scaramouche calls all the dog people filthy kikes and says the time for the race war is at hand

How does he keep getting away with this?

>Give a cartoon a MA rating but still censor the nudity any way making it pointless
>don't give the woman any nipples or show their genitals
America truly is full of retards
What difference does it make? Its not taking advantage of either lmfao
btw this is how you sound calm down son
youtube.com/watch?v=Gy6spOAbxhg

Would've been better with just beats and a dance, the singing was garbage

>5 minutes are spent watching Ashi wash gunk out of her pussy

This is a really weird direction the show is going, but I'm sure Genndy can pull it off.

You know repeating things over and over is a textbook symptom of autism.

well thank god i was tested negative on autism but thanks for caring! :)

You know repeating things over and over is a textbook symptom of autism.

Well, they took full fucking advantage of that TV-14 rating when they THREW A FUCKING CHILD INTO HOT TAR AND COAL. Also stop your fucking argument about the waterfall scene, maybe if it was TV-MA you would have a point, but Samurai Jack doesn't need shitty anime tier fan service. If you want tits go to porn hub.

w-wait a second...you are repeating things right now over and over...no way...NO WAY...you have cards for the school dance and i was not invited?!?!?! fuck chelsea

>that bit at the end where Jack removes his loincloth and tells Ashi "Bite it and I'll fucking kill you"
Genndy what the H man? This isn't my Samurai Jack.

Not at all. it was done in a rather cartoony manner. It could have gotten away with that exact same scene with a weaker rating.

>That part were Aku was watching all along and jacking off during it
God damn Genndy.

I thought it was funnier he said penis instead of dick and cock. Something about the word penis just sounds funnier