*dusts off shoulder*

*dusts off shoulder*

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>dude we need to think about how people can make gifs and memes out of this movie

*drinks whole milk*

>heh, you almost made me use ten percent of my power
*entire theater cheers*

When I saw the scene where he steps out of the cloud of dust, I could only imagine how much better it would have been if it showed Luke deactivating his lightsaber, as if he had used it to deflect every laser that hit him -- just to fuck with Ben a little more.

Or holding the lasers in place

*prank phone calls*

Or his penis flying into midair and suddenly lipsyncing to "Mambo No. 5" with its lil japseye.

*drinks raw milk*

ftfy

Another Rian' great idea.

GROWIN' BOY

got webm of it?

either would've saved the scene, but instead it made no sense at all for none of the lasers to hit him and yet everyone believed he was a physical being at the moment. it only makes sense after that he was an asstral projection. fucking HACK writers. glad i didn't pay shekels to see this garbage.

> force mind meld
> force astral projection
I hope every new Disney Star Wars movie adds a new random force power with no explanation.

How can he dust his shoulders off if he wasn't really there?

*drinks raw milk from a disgusting 4-titty alien in a scene that is neither funny nor useful*

God forbid they add something new to the franchise.

>no explanation
You want some dumb shit like midichlorians?

They did show blue flashes within the salt cloud.

Funny is of course debatable, since humor is subjective. But I think the scene is useful, in a couple of different ways.
Luke has become one in a long line of "crazy old hermits" in Star Wars lore, and he does not give one single fuck what Rey thinks of how he lives his daily life. He's going about his fucking business. When he swigs that sweet green goodness he looks at Rey as if to say "yeah, shit's weird around here, eh? Maybe you should gtfo."
Rey displays confusion and disgust at Luke's actions, which validates what most "fans" are bitching about with the scene, but they're to stupid to understand that the film understands that this moment is fucking weird as hell and makes it clear to the viewer.
You fags are too dumb to recognize a good scene and good character development when you see it.
Most of your arguments literally boil down to "I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE SO THEREFORE IT CAN'T HAPPEN. MY CHILDHOOD REEEEEEEEEE."

Pathetic.

>still holding for Hux, he's uh goofy looking and kinda pasty
I could have walked out right there.

I wish you would have, so you wouldn't have any more bitching to do. People like you are fucking exhausting and that scene was a pleb filter.

*is an hologram

I hope the can fly in the next one. I mean they can levitate rocks. Why not themselves?

Could he really have survived all that if he was there?

*force projects behind you drinking green milk*

>jay-z dirt of your shoulder starts playing

hope they can force light speed themselves through dreadnoughts and force time stop

>Why didn't the First Order attack the rebel cruiser, which is there only escape, first, instead of the rebel base on the planet at the start of the movie?
>Why would you have a bomber that operates in zero gravity be designed so that bombs fall downward out bomb-bay doors?
>Why would you fly the bombers in a formation where they were close enough together so that if one were to be destroyed then resulting blast would destroy all the others?
>Why was the squadron leader a 14 year old girl?
>When Leia force-flew to the door and put her hand on the window she was in a vacuum, so when Poe and the rest of them opened that door why were they all not immediately sucked out of the corridor in explosive decompression?
>In the Force Awakens they mentioned that the Resurgent can actually be faster than their tie fighters in a straight line. Meanwhile, the tie fighters managed to even overtake the Resistance cruisers yet the Resurgent can't keep up. They can't even be consistent to their own new material.
>Why didn't the First Order just mark the cruisers course, since it wasn't doing anything but straight ahead, and just send off a few ships into lightspeed then lightspeed them back in front of the cruiser boxing them in? This would have taken maybe 2 minutes and it would have ended the chase nearly immediately.
>If the rebels could launch ships to hyper space, see the ship with Finn and Rose, why couldn't they send them out to get more fuel?
>Why would aliens at a space casino who have never heard of earth affect the style and mannerisms of 1930's tycoons?
>Why would Admiral Holdo not tell Poe about the real mission to fly the transports to the abandoned rebel base? He is part of the command structure, it makes no sense to hide it from him. Especially since doing so forces him to think the only way to save everyone is to make decisions like the casino plan that ultimately results in the death of 95% of all rebel forces

>If lightspeed rams are that overwhelmingly destructive, why did they not simply have one of the freighters turn and do it earlier? For that matter, why did they not use this technique to destroy both death stars. If you think a shield would have protected the second death star than use two freighters, one to destroy the endor moon and a second one for the death star. Why is not every space battle ever just lightspeed rams if only one can take out an entire fleet? Why have that huge battle at the end of RotJ?
>How did Rey know how to swim?
>Why would Luke, a man who went to the death star to try and redeem a genocidal murderer responsible for millions of deaths, a man who once personally butchered an entire school full of screaming children, if he believed that there was still good in that man somewhere and that it was possible for him to be redeemed, why would he stand over his sleeping teenage nephew, who had not done anything yet, and consider butchering him in his sleep because of something he MIGHT one day do?

DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF

>Why would Yoda not tell Luke that Rey stole the books out of the temple and stuffed them in drawer in the Falcon? Why just give him a cryptic hint "There is nothing in there she does not already have with her". Why not just tell your beloved disciple not to worry, that the sacred texts are safe?
>Why would Luke not tell Leia and and rebels that he was not really there and that he was a force projection and he was only going to be able to stall the first order for a short while until they figured it out so they needed to use every second to try and find a way out of the base? By not telling anyone this he sabotages his own plan. If Poe doesn't figure it out then everyone just stands there waiting for him to save them and ends up getting slaughtered. All he had to do was tell Leia "I'm not really here, quick look for a way out while I stall them"
>How did Luke, a holographic force projection, hand Leia physical golden dice that Kylo later picked up before they faded into nothingness?
>How was Rose able to get ahead of Finn from that angle to knock him out without killing them both in the crash?
>How Finn was able to get Rose all the way back without being fired on?
>What happened to the soldiers in the tranches?
Did I miss anything?

>questioning a fictional space opera movie

...

Shields would not have helped the second death star. As we saw in TFA, you can hyperspace to within a shield barrier.

Shit is completely fucked, the universe no longer makes sense. It broke its own established rules, and now none of the actions taken in the first 6 movies RE: warfare, make any sense.

>How can he dust his shoulders off if he wasn't really there?

The dust was just an illusion, too.

>none of the actions taken in the first 6 movies RE: warfare, make any sense.

They wouldn't even need people to suicide either. Just have droids pilot the ships into hyperspace.

Or, fuck, just have remotely piloted hyperspace drones.

Everyone involved with nu Star Wars is a fucking idiot.

why didn't Luke just summon force eagles to attack Kylo?

>it only makes sense after that he was an asstral projection
nah Vader is shown in the films to stop laser shots with the force and if you want a non canon solution in the games you can activate a force field to absorb shots too... the solutions presented by the trolls you quoted are the least appropriate... in fact, the scene is just fine.

I can watch OT with brains on. Why do I have to turn it off for this?

Why doesn’t George Lucas direct these movies anymore?

>did i miss anything
just
>why did rose and finn land the escape pod ship on a beach where it could be seen as breaking the law, if the ship was out of fuel or damaged sure but they run back to it later to escape so it must be in working order
>if it was in working order why didnt the police just ticket them and ask them to move it?
> once they were arrested for leaving a ship on the beach why wouldnt it be taken away and instead left on the beach

because its not mean to be a science documentary

>I can watch OT with brains on.
are you serious ? all star wars films are so full of shit that doesn't make sense: sci fi wise, story wise... yet they're still fun to watch.

>Not understanding the underlying message about men and women.

You are right. Truly pathetic.

>>Why would Luke not tell Leia and and rebels that he was not really there and that he was a force projection and he was only going to be able to stall the first order for a short while until they figured it out so they needed to use every second to try and find a way out of the base? By not telling anyone this he sabotages his own plan. If Poe doesn't figure it out then everyone just stands there waiting for him to save them and ends up getting slaughtered. All he had to do was tell Leia "I'm not really here, quick look for a way out while I stall them"

i forgot about this, the only reason they believe theres another way into the cave is because luke got in but we find out later hes just a projection anyways so by pure dumb luck there actually WAS another way even though there shouldnt have been.

>once they were arrested for leaving a ship on the beach why wouldnt it be taken away and instead left on the beach
This bothered me too. If it's against the law to park there, why didn't they just move the ship and fine Finn and Rose?

>the film understands that this moment is fucking weird as hell

It's no weirder than milking a cow

>Heh nothin personnel kid
>fades into the twin sunset
how will JJ top such a kino scene in ep 9?

You forgot about force space suit

>all star wars films are so full of shit that doesn't make sense: sci fi wise
I don't have a problem with that. I have problem with in-story inconsistencies. Lightsabres and FTL are obviously scientifically a joke the way they are handled in SW, but if you have an idea, stick to it and be consistent with it through the series.

actual cringe from that scene

i thought they killed her off in a "superman" pose or some shit, didn't know anons literally meant supeman flying

*guzzles tit juice*

What is worse, If Luke actually was able to dodge so much blaster fire in person as a Jedi or the fact that we "know what to do now" and can speed light ram ships into each other?

why didn't she just force teleport instead?

her force power was only at half because of the cold of space so force fly was the only power available

I fucking hate people like you.

Patrician

What would you consider his ideal character arc to be?

well she should just force warm herself first then

It's clear that you believe you have uncovered some subtle message about men and women in the milk scene, so why don't you go ahead and explain it to us, Yoda.

Standing is not prone.
People are fucking morons, swear to god.

Even normies are ridiculing this movie, how will Disney survive?

by shitting out another "star wars" movie that'll break box office records

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>*unsheathes katana made of glorious Coruscant plasma suspended 100000000000 times*
>Force projects behind you
>heh, nothin personnel kid

>Shields would not have helped the second death star. As we saw in TFA, you can hyperspace to within a shield barrier.
I was able to rationalize that as exiting hyperspace next to a large body of gravity is exceptionally difficult, and only the Millennium Falcon could dare attempt to pull such a feat

But now light speed ramming being possible just flips everything on its head, and there is no real way to explain why they couldn't do it before - and why they won't keep doing in episode IX

*rips off Dark Empire*

DE Luke was crushing AT-ATs with the Force, TLJ died after 5 minutes of using the Force.

My gf doesnt like SW, so she didnt come with me to the theater, i went with friends. When I came back home that night I was depressed and she asked "whats wrong?" And I told her "my hero died" and this dumb bitch burst out laughing and just wouldnt stop laughing, and started mocking me by "offering her condolences"

I fucking hate women so much

I bet you’re the guy who made the thread whining about “obvious Disney shills” on Sup Forums lmao

As if Disney would waste their time on a group that doesn’t pay to see movies

Sounds like your gf has good banter and isn’t a little bitch unlike you

Nothing personnel kid

>why they won't keep doing in episode IX
What if they will? What if Rian Johnson is the great innovator Star Wars actually needed? Like hyperspeed ramming is the new tactic both sides will use from now on in every movie, called Holdo-tactic out of respect for it's creator? This is how the resistance, only like 20 people, will fight in IX. They get to a planet, steal all the ships, and everyone Holdo-tactics the First Order, quickly overcoming the dump empire cosplayers. The final battle is Rey and Kylo hyperramming each other, and force fight in a force arena in the moment of clash.

Should have asked her for milkies to comfort you

this is already stale

>isn't able to comprehend despite the movie showing you that the effort to do that projection costs an insane amount of energy
>accepts every other fairytale the movies of the past have told him

hammer your troll game faggot

Projection is literally a useless power.

>useless
>saved the entire Resistance by force projecting

>got webm of it?

*force projects your path*

Ooooooor he could have just moved his fat ass

>being a shill that thinks the whole scene is okay
WAAAAAH NOTHING IS WRONG WITH THIS PEFRECT MASTERPIECE OF KINO

That would require too much energy, he could die before arriving. Don't forget he didn't pilot for decades.

He wasn't standing he was flying through the air
People are fucking braindead, swear to god