Would vampires really be accepted if they existed?
Would you take V?
Would you turn if given the chance?
Would vampires really be accepted if they existed?
Would you take V?
Would you turn if given the chance?
im so horny i do anything for her!!
As long as they are like Eric, I'm on it.
Maybe. But those are the wrong teeth to extend. Fangs absolutely must be 3s.
If they all look like her and blood actually gets me horny, sign me the fuck up.
>Fangs absolutely must be 3s.
There's no rule
id let jessica hamby drain my dick
>stay in a basement all day and come out at night
thats already me
The fuck is that?
Poofter eh!?
I feel sad for her husband because he's going blind and won't see her ever again very soon. I also feel happy for him that he'll never see her grow old and lose her beauty.
If they were like the Strain then fuck no
just because i enjoy the odd dick in my ass and mouth, doesnt make me gay
Yeah it'd be no problem they could just go to the fucking blood bank and pick up the most common types. I would totally turn, but if there's a shitload of vampires then the blood drives are gonna have to start offering handjobs or something.
They're more like viral zombies
>Would you do X if Deborah Ann Woll told you to?
Yes absolutely
>tfw no Eric bf
why even live
If given the choice between being a vampire and being a werewolf, Id take werewolf any fucking day.
Think about it like this, if you become a vamp, you are forever how you look right now. If you go wolf you get fucking ripped.
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this
You'd have a tiny dog dick though
>tfwn glamoured/compelled gf
No really. I'd Daisy Ridley to fuck me
>If you go wolf you get fucking ripped.
This isnt a rule. There were some fat weres in True Blood plus werewolves are typically trash. Not as bad as werepanthers of course
Definitely turn, but only if my maker was Eric. That guy is so fucking alpha.
Depends how saucy they are.
>ebin post-rice 90s vampires
Corpses of sinners, thieves and murderers or nothing
giv vampire gf
>Would vampires really be accepted if they existed?
No way. Their in-group preference would freak people out.
it's funny how they dopped the whole "oh shit my hymen grows back" part, because it obviously gets inconvenient when you want to show off the actress in sex scenes
on the other hand i like to think that she just became a total butt slut instead
I would take her V if you know what I mean
Where would most vampires live if they were outed?
>getting to pop her cherry every time you have sex
Jesus fuck.