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Vong.

Duology set during the Clone Wars about a group of Clones fighting to stay alive and discovering other parts of life that regular Clones could not even imagine while fighting the separatists in the Outer Rim

Star Wars: Dark Forces
Star Wars: Jedi Knight
Star Wars: Jedi Outcast

a third order of force users embraces both light and dark and hunt both jedi and sith down because they wish to be the only idealogy for force users

Hard boiled detective story about the hutts and twilek sex trafficking.

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This
Dark Forces overwrites RO because fuck Jyn Erso
Jedi Knight would be great and Jerec is a great villain. Would we need another movie to cover Kyle's fall and Mara redeeming him?
Jedi Outcast, FINALLY Lando can be brought back to the big screen.

holy shit talk about supreme fan fiction

Turn anything from an Old Republic game into a film.

so in other words sith

Sith only embrace the dark side

or an order of force users who don't give a fuck about ancient religions

>Would we need another movie to cover Kyle's fall and Mara redeeming him?
No, and frankly the EU and Kyle are better off if you forget that ever happened, just like all future writers for it did

It's never referenced ever again so it's just a weird little weekend in Kyle's life where he fell to the Dark Side and hung out with some Sith zombies, not really worth mentioning

He and Mara probably laugh about it over coffee every now and then

fuck off disney come up with your own shit

>ITT we post our disgusting fan fictions

Anything that Disney does will be far superior than anything you manchildren have in mind.

>Luke clone, sith empire with millions of sith = millions of LIGHTSABERZZ, edgy sith lords who literally have the name of "Darth Nihilus", "Darth Revan" or "Darth Malak", WE WUZ GRAY JEDIZZ, "MY FICTIONAL SW CHARACTER IS FAR MORE POWERFUL THAN YOUR FICTIONAL SW CHARACTER"

An order that doesn't have a code or set beliefs, yeah that won't last long before a civil war or some type of mutiny.

Snoke, my name is just Snoke now fear me RAAAAARRRGHH

Kotor1, thre movies, evil ending.

But isn't that the entire reason he gave up being a Jedi (temporarily) and why Luke was in possession of his new saber?

Not whatever this faggot shit is.

>edgy sith lords who literally have the name of "Darth Nihilus", "Darth Revan" or "Darth Malak"

Darth Invader
Darth Insidious
Darth Mauled to Death
Darth Tyranny/Tyranosaurus
General Grievous Injury
Savage Oppress

Savage

Oppress

sure, op
- one movie rather than a series
- set within a futuristic real-world city rather than parts of several different planets in outer space that all happen to look like earth
- no force or lightsabers
- relatable villains whose motives are personal and go beyond a nebulous "desire to rule the galaxy"
- some kind of message about what it means to be human

After the destruction of the Second Death Star, it is revealed the entire saga was a dream and Anakin never actually left Tatooine, was never freed and never even met a Jedi. In fact, Jedi don't even exist except in his imagination.
His father is however, around and it turns out he's an abusive drunk who forces Anakin to race and bets against him for Boonta-Beer money. The film focuses on Anakin's increasing resentment of everything around him, and we see that Darth Vader's turn to the dark side was just a metaphor for Real Annie's spiralling depression, anxiety and anger.
It follows Anakin through a series of events which berate him further and further until finally -as he's sitting in the cockpit of his pod racer- he snaps after seeing his father with his arms around another woman in the stands. He begins to throttle the accelerator, and the final shot is of his racer speeding directly into the stands and the screen fades to black.

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KOTOR 2.

That'd be pretty fun to be honest. The best Clone Wars episodes were the ones that followed the outlaws

Only way to go from here is either another Mandalorian War (set after OT) or go ahead with Yuzhan Vong invasion.

Either way, keeping a similar formula.

>Central character focus; stick to usual mould of a trio. One an aspiring Jedi, one a soldier in the republic's army, and one more level headed and political figure. Race/ Gender is irrelevant.
>focus either on the Jedi or the soldier/ trooper, though at this point the trooper would be more interesting.
>establish the world that these characters are in and how the threat of this new enemy relates to the world the protagonist and audience know
>begin the film with the "baddies" doing something "bad" to cement the morality
>first film working towards a specific goal, giving a minor victory for the heroes, somewhat changing the dynamic of the films macro-cosmic scale
>leave the overall situation ongoing however

Mandalorians are always a fan favourite, it's difficult for peace loving Jedi and a diplomacy favouring Republic to fight an army that will die for honour and lives for war.

However, can never go wrong with Yuzhan Vong. Everything about them is great.

yodas species lives to 900 years old. write it that they grow for the first 450 years then shrink for the last 450 years. 8 foot tall jedi master yoda in his prime. now that’s a movie.

Knights of the old republic comic adaptation.
It would be glorious.

Imperial knights were retarded as fuck, worst thing in legacy

Should have adapted the fucking Thrawn trilogy. Just advance the timeline some more because all the OG trilogy characters were still supposed to be young.

Just gonna repost a fake leak from this morning that I was fancy of

Early this month (December 4th 2017) was a meeting to discuss the upcoming trilogy of Star Wars movies directed by Rian Johnson.

In this meeting was Kathleen Kennedy, Pablo Hidalgo, Rian Johnson, and over skype, Timothy Zahn.
I was lucky enough to have an inside source in the room with Zahn, able to hear the bulk of the discussion.
Note that this was the first official discussion regarding the details of this trilogy and as such, details are ready to change on a dime.

The current working title of the trilogy is Star Wars: Edge of Unknown and will be told in "Parts" as opposed to the main sagas "Episodes" (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3). There also seemed to be a strange push to not have any subtitles for each of the specific films beyond "Edge of Unknown".

The trilogy will take place thousands of years before the Original Trilogy, during the Old Republic era. However, the entirety of the movies will be set exclusively in the Unknown Regions of the SW Galaxy with minimal references to anything established in the current saga of films.

The main focus of the film and conflict is about the ancient Chiss Ascendancy versus the Yuuzhan Vong, an ancient species that discovered the ability to regenerate their physical form through a technique that can only be achieved through strong will in the Dark Side (although it was specified that the 'dark side' will never be directly referenced in the films).
Any big star wars fans would recognize these two species as ones from the now noncanon EU. Kathleen brought up that these films are a good opritunity to reintroduce fan favorite concepts while focusing on what works, and dropping what doesn't.
Both species are being reintroduced from the ground up. Especially the Vong, who have lost their force immunity, and have had their desire for self harm replaced with the mentioned ability to regenerate. They are now no longer from an entirely different galaxy, but instead have always resided in the Unknown Regions. Their technology is still entirely based around organic materials, and as such they are able to use their regeneration to keep their weapons, ships, bases, and society alive.
The Chiss on the other hand have become a species of super intelligent beings, who must use their wits and natural talents to overcome the Vong, who are impossible to defeat through conventional actions.

Zahn is being brought into the project by request of Kathleen who believes that attaching a big name in the EU fandom to the film will attract otherwise skeptical old fans. She believes he has done a great job with the new Thrawn novel trilogy currently being released, and has assigned him to be a lead writer/consoltant on the film, working closely with Ryan.

A short list of rules that the team created during the meeting that I find facinating:
>No Lightsabers
>No Jedi
>No previously established characters or designs
>The Force is allowed, but can not be referred to directly. The term "the force" is STRICTLY off limits.

Now this is where things get interesting. Aside from the upcoming trilogy, the team also dropped some important knowlage for the upcoming Disney streaming network show and the current SW Saga.
I can know confirm for a fact that the live action streaming show will take place during the Old Republic. Hidalgo believes that there is opritunity to tie the Old Republic show and the Edge of Unknown together, considering they both take place around the same time.

STRONG SEQUEL TRILOGY SPOILERS:
Snoke is set to be revealed as an ancient sith who discovered the same dark side force in the Unknown Regions that the Vong had, giving him the ability to effectively live forever. This has seemingly always been his origin story, however the team agreed that having an entire race in the new trilogy based around this concept will give a good opritunity to better explain what this force is and how it works. Although they were VERY vague on the topic, they also mentioned that this could be what Emperor Palpatines master Pagueis could have used to save others from death.
End Spoilers.

Something brought up was that this regentitive dark force has already been referenced in extended canon material multiple times as an energy that Palpatine feels coming from the Unknown Regions. While this was originally set up specifically to tie into the Sequel Trilogy, (see the above spoiler), it was unanimously agreed that it even better ties into this new trilogy, and will serve as a perfect way to tie the sagas together. Zahn and Hidalgo also discussed for a bit the ending of the recent Thrawn book, which ties perfectly into this new set of events.

>because fuck Jyn Erso
Gladly :^)

Get to fuck.

Old Republic, Mandalorian Wars.

Yo that's a very sick illustration I'm going to save it on my personal computer if you don't mind.

>Set at least 1500 years before Episode 1
>Steal some shit from the EU like:
>Thrawn like General leads a rebellious army against the republic
>Kyle Katarn like Scoundrel meets wise Obi Wan like mentor and together they cross paths with mix of Rey and Princess Leia love interest
>Somehow their group get mixed up in the evil rebel plot (they probably expose it)
>Maybe the love interest is connected to the republic senate to give us a look into the politics of that time
>corruption
>some GOT littlefinger scheming character
>space battles
>Jedi only on the side no main character has the force but maybe Not-Kyle Katarn finds a lightsaber and uses it for trailer shots

The story then goes as usual. Heros win some, then lose big but in the end they come out on top, fall in love, overcome evil and corruption. Easy shit really.

> with minimal references to anything established in the current saga of films.

It could have been nice/kinda believable fake if not for this last sentence.

Disney would never do that.

A movie about pic related and his boys would be nice
The only bad thing is that they won't save 1207 ,again, and this time it will be canon

I think that's more suited for a TV show, a lot happens in that.

Instead of resetting the factions, make the antagonists a corrupt branch of the New Republic, similar to what happens post revolution like in Soviet Russia or Robespierre France. Kind of like in Zeta Gundam when the good Earth Federation of the first show gives way to the bad Titans of the second show.

Or make the first order ISIS style terrorists. Smaller numbers but able to attack there enemies through guerilla tactics. Vader says in the first movie that the Death Star means nothing compared to the power of the Force, so show that by having small bands of dark side users gutting this new and mighty Republic from the inside.

Star Wars: Indiana Jones edition

Protagonist is a rogue-ish artifact hunter that chases after whatever the macguffins are.

Antagonist is someone leading a band of space pirates that operated out of a captured Star Destroyer.

I wouldn't.

>Luke has rebuilt the jedi order and has a fairly sizable, but not as big as in the prequels, number of jedis in training
>Luke also has a wife and children, Leia and Han are together in love and have children
>There is peace almost everywhere in the galaxy, but in the outer rim there is lawlessness as different groups, including the remnants of the empire, are fighting with each other and the republic to build up power
>our main protagonist is a outlaw/bounty hunter/han solo type, taking jobs in the outer rim
>he meets the young ben solo, jedi in training on his quest/pilgrimage to prove himself a worthy initiate to jedi knight
>the two of them join up by some circumstance and uncover s plot to revive the sith
>over the trilogy luke's daughter who is a skilled jedi but resents her father and the order because she feels like she is expected to do great things because of her heritage, doesn't like the pressure etc, is seduced by the dark side and becomes the servant of the sith lord in the outer rim.
>Main rival of series is between lukes dark side daughter and light side ben solo
>The trilogy eventually leads to full war with a big sith/first order force vs republic/jedi order
did you rike it?

The force terrorist stuff sounds pretty cool. It's also a great opportunity to play with darker themes if they so desire.

OT-PT story is done and it's pretty much perfect. I feel like they should move away from that setting, and the whole empire vs rebels conflict. The new trilogy should be set something like 100-200 years in future and follow a new set of heroes who have nothing to do with Skywalkerkers. Luke redeemed his father and brought balance to the force as prophecised. Their story and purpose should be over. In the new trilogy, there are no jedi or sith. Because Luke brought balance to the force, people are now more in tune with it and virtually everyone can use it in varying degrees. I haven't thought past this point but I'm sure you could make something interesting out of such a setting.

>The trilogy will take place thousands of years before the Original Trilogy, during the Old Republic era. However, the entirety of the movies will be set exclusively in the Unknown Regions of the SW Galaxy with minimal references to anything established in the current saga of films.
How will the reference shit when this series takes place thousands of years in the past

THE OLD FUCKING REPUBLIC.
Its like Disney doesnt want us to enjoy star wars.

Who is the woman in this picture.

I'm not kidding around, I wanna know.

So in other words Knights of the Fallen Empire trailer

new actors so they can be younger.

luke goes on a indiana jones style adventure through ruins across the galaxy. finding ancient jedi/sith/force relics. so he can fulfill his destiny as the new Master of the Force and bring balance. Meanwhile a female sith lord(mara jade) is sent by Remnant to get some of these same artifacts because of the power they could hold.

meanwhile a new enemey appears. The yuzhon vong. creatures that exist outside the Force and from outside the galaxy. they have a extreme religious hatred for inorganic machines and the Force.

The movie trilogy takes place of 10 years or so in universe. giving time for the artifacts and mara to corrupt luke, and then for luke to bounce back to a neutral position with mara at his side. So they can unite Remnant and Republic against the new threat.

10 years after the end of RotJ, a political party is trying to usurp the new Republic. They campaign on fear of a return of darth Vader and the Sith, pushing hard that Leia is his daughter and the famed war-hero Luke is Vader's son.
First film has 3 separate plots.
>Luke and his most gifted apprentice hunt down a rogue evil reported with a description that sounds like he had a lightsaber
>Leia trying to stop a revolution in Corruscant
>Han missing life as a smuggler
The rogue Jedi would turn out to be the daughter of a random jedi, conceived in secret. She's not evil, she merely defended herself against some people trying to extort her. Luke's apprentice thinks she still has to be stopped to prevent the sith potentially rising again. Luke says no and they end up fighting.
Leia would quell the revolution but lose the election. Han would inadvertently end up stopping a terrorist plot and be reviled as a hero once more.

Second film would be 5 years later and Han and Leia would have a kid now, while Luke would've married the girl he met.
Second film would end with Han leaving Leia for a life of adventure. And the new political party would make all Jedi-related practise illegal and come to arrest Luke, forcing him and his remaining students to flee to the outer limits of the galaxy.

Third film would be like 10 years later and Han and Leia's kid would seek out Luke to do some Jedi training. And Luke would have a kid now too. And everything would be sort of fixed.
>Sebastian Stan as Luke
>Anthony Ingruber as Han Solo
>Billie Lourd as Leia

I like it but not everyone should have force powers. Since there are no more Jedi or Sith to train force users only the strongest in the force actually notice that they can use it. But since the Jedi and the Sith plunged the galaxy in multiple civil wars everyone that can use the force is hated by society. You could make some outcast mid-evil witchcraft movie in a star wars setting that way.

Neville Orsona

Even slightly altering the crap we got would have been acceptable, but noooo they had to go full retard. Here is my pitch, no crazy ideas, disney could have easily pulled this of and it would be better than a soft reboot of a new hope and the cluster fuck that is ep. 8

>decades after ep. 6 the imperial remnant led by a bunch of moffs controls half the galaxy while the new republic controls the other half. Leia, Chewie, Lando and Han are involved in the war against the remnant going on wacky adventures, while Luke is training a new generation of Jedi at a secret location which includes Ben Solo and a new female character (Rey or w/e) who he has a crush on
>Rey is jealous of Ben's power and lineage being an orphan from nowhere etc.
>Luke and the new Jedi occasionally help out the republic with important missions which tips the balance of the war in the republic's favor
>during a mission against the remnant on the planet Korriban, Rey accidentally discovers a Sith holocron and begins to secretly study it to gain power and falls to the dark side
>some time later, Rey decides to defect to the Empire and asks Ben to join her tempting him with promises of love knowing he has a crush on her
>he refuses and tries to convince her to get help from Luke but she attacks him, they fight, Ben wins but she begs him to let her go and he does
>she joins the remnant, reveals the secret location of the new jedi temple and leads a strike team of the remnant's best troops to destroy it at a time she knows Luke and Ben will be away helping Leia or whatever
>she destroys the temple, slaughters most of the students, and convinces a few she knows to join the dark side and defect to the empire

That's my Ep. 7, next one to follow.

I see what you did there

This guy seems cool.

Mid ranking imperial officer gets sent to some far away shit hole planet defacto controlled by bandits/local mafia to establish order so a certain factory or reactor, resource extraction or whatever can be built and used.

Fighting local bandits, rebels, maybe even uprising etc. The main characters would be the imperial officer juggling a successful outcome and the empire breathing in his neck to just raze the entire area, and a local man who lost his wife/family to local bandits and understands the place.

Not sure how this would fill an entire trilogy. Maybe the rebellion can come in to save the day and realize they might actually be on the bad side, kinda helping local criminals in an enemy of my enemy kinda way.

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Jarael

Jarael

Darth Vader didnt die and now he goes after Empire that rises and Luke joins him and Han Solo comes along and its super super serious.
Was it good enough for you manchildren?

Old republic period before mandalorian wars and before war with siths.
Jedi academy, MC is a young padawan, his connection with force is shitty, he is training hard but doesn't have natural talent like others padawans, because of that he is looked down upon by his master and colleagues. He is told that his connetction to the Force is hindered because of his inability to reach internal peace (in the movie it can be displayed as a anger after lost mock duel with other padawan). MC doesn't feel that Jedi order is his place, now the main action starts, during one mission he, his master and couple of other padawans meet the "sith" guy. They fight with him but he is stronger, our character is quickly pushed aside and observes the battle.
The way "sith" guy fights put MC in awe state, there is no peace... just wild fury and enjoyment, lightnings and throwing your enemies like puppets... something within our MC heart gets awakened and wild idea appears in his head, "I will ask this sith guy to become my master"... sith stunned all the Jedi expect MC(because he was pushed away on the very beginning) and headed toward his ship followed by MC.

"Sith" guy agrees to become his master but it is also revealed that he is no longer sith... just bounty hunter trying to get rich by doing more or less legal stuff(it can explained that sith guy got utterly disinterested with whole conquer the galaxy thing and just want get rich and fuck bitches). MC doesn't mind and adventure begins. During training it comes out that MC resonate well with the Dark side and it was main reason of impossibility of Jedi training to sink in, he is advised to open to the darkness within his heart and tame the demon instead of running away from it like most Jedi do, he is also warned to not get devoured by it like most of the sith does "dance with the darkness kiddo, don't let it drag you down".

The story of bounty hunter missions and attempt to find ones place in the vast galaxy begins.

he is mastermind, cool character indeed

Neville

Nev orsona

How about it's set on a post-punk planet and a robot detective is charged with tracking and killing other robots lol

KOTOR
PART 1: Jedi vs mandalorian war. Revan's rises to power.

PART 2: revan falls to the dark side, wages war against the jedi but is ultimately defeated by the jedi lead by bastilla.

PART 3: A mind wider revan rediscovers his powers, is tempted back to the dark but ultimately choses the light. Revan unites with bastilla to defeat Malak and his sith army.

PART 3:

Those names are great though.

Stick to Insanius or Icky. Those are warranted.

Ep. 8

>Rey has quickly risen through the imperial ranks and is leading her own team of dark jedi in the war, the republic is getting it's shit pushed in by the remnant
>Ben is tormented by guilt for letting Rey go since she then went on to slaughter many of his jedi friends in the temple
>against Luke's wishes, he decides to secretly go out on his own to find Rey and try to reason with her or stop her
>gets captured and Rey tempts and tortures him to try and get him to join the dark side because of his great power
>Han, Chewie and Luke go on a mission to rescue Ben, but when they get to him he had already joined Rey
>Chewie sacrifices himself so Luke can drag Han away and escape certain death

>Only the Force Forgives
I'd watch it

>bounty hunter films which go deeper into the underworld of coruscant and the Hutt family
>films could either just be Boba as our main man or have a bro-tier group consisting of Boba, Dengar, Bossk and IG-88
>films start with an early Boba and the final film is showing us his fall into the sarlaac pit, how he got out and what he does after, bringing him back into the star wars universe

be a shit producer

open a thread called

>ITT: Pitch a better idea for a new Star Wars saga.

some dumbass give some nice ideas

years late the new trilogy comes

with some user idea

shitt producer make a lot of money

with the dumb user idea

Super easy, i've thought about it a lot already

Starts out maybe 40-50 years after ROTJ, the republic has been re-instated and so has the jedi council but the council is forbidden to interfere directly in state affairs to avoid a conflict of interest. Luke had trained the first group of new JEDI, after doing this he leaves to search for answers about the force. He appoints a powerful successor, however this successor is corrupted by the dark side very subtly and begins to allow dark side teachings within the jedi order. This angers many of the new masters and a civil war ensues culminating with the jedi splitting into 3 factions, those who follow the teachings of luke, those who follow the corrupted leader and those who decide to leave behind the force altogether.

That could be a first episode in and of itself, maybe like 100 trained jedi exist at this time and there are very few fully fledged masters. Could have the republic split with who they're supporting due to scheming by the corrupted masters, maybe have a flashback scene showing some padawans finding and exploring Korriban and discovering sith holocrons, maybe taking some of the teachings as real wisdom. For the fags that like the smuggler and clone type characters there would be a lot of conflict within the republic due to the rising influence of the jedi order. The whole story would sort of be a metaphor for the fact that peope with great power would not be able to stay away from trying to influence the world to their liking, whether they're good or bad.

Main character would be an older padawan who's strong in the force but sort of a pussy, learns to fight after his friends are murdered by the corrupted jedi, struggles with falling to the dark side because of their deaths. This shit basically writes itself and Disney gave us possibly the worst story ever put to film lmfao.

Sounds like fanfic

Pretty much any of the Post ROTJ EU stuff that isn't meme garbage like Jedi Prince

who gives a fuck? This is Disney wars.
Scenario A: Disney does Disney and fucks it up by inserting politics and removing any character flaws of the now-female main character
Scenario B: Disney makes the film as written and somewhat atones for the complete clusterfuck of the ST

I think most star wars fans are fine with an already rich producer getting richer if it means Star Wars becomes good again

That super-autistic set of Star Wars vs EVE Online videos because after TLJ I can't see how they could possibly make it any worse.

Rey has been kidnapped by the remnant of the Knights of Ren. Kylo must fight his way to the top of a 7 floor pagoda each floor holding a master of a different lightsaber combat style. If he fails to reach the top before dawn Rey will be killed.

Kyle Katarn: The Katarn Menace
Kyle Katarn: Attack of the Katarn
Kyle Katarn: Revenge of the Katarn
Kyle Katarn: A New Katarn
Kyle Katarn: The Katarn Strikes Back
Kyle Katarn: Return of the Katarn
Kyle Katarn: A Christmas Special ft. Kyle Katarn
Kyle Katarn: The Katarn Awakens
Kyle Katarn: The Last Katarn
Kyle Katarn: Rogue Katarn

rey joins kylo. luke kills them both.

Star Wars: The Cuckening

Haha, and the focus would've been Luke in the 9th movie.

Would've been kino.

Star Wars: Emperor Solo

Do the case skywalker but where Luke's offspring rejects his responsibility and doesn't want to be a badass Jedi but ends up accepting it to save the galaxy at the end of IX. It could go into Jedi cant love but since Cade isn't a Jedi it's ok yadda yadda.

A one-off where Quentin Tarantino directs mace windy breaking up the black sun/a crime syndicate in a rated R Jedi western

A Jedi watchman one-off where a lone Jedi guards an entire planet. He is rarely seen and the protagonists struggle and ultimately fail to defeat the bad guys before the watchman saves them. also he has a yellow lightsaber

General setting:

>the rebellion has been over for decades and a humble peace as been reached
>after the war the former empire's sphere of influence was limited to remote regions within in the borderlands of the galaxy, slowly becoming a haven for all sorts of misfits
>the remnants of the empire slowly turned into pirates and smugglers trying to survive

>the new republic is booming
>luke skywalker has build a jedi temple on yavin IV, reforming the jedi order until he vanished 5 years ago in favor of living a humble life somewhere in the wilderness
>the jedi order is limited to a small number of jedi who try to keep the peace in the new republic

Story:
>a slightly paranoid teenager walks the lower decks
>the new republic is broadcasting propaganda, showing happy smiling colonialists who settled on a remote world
>teenager dreams about leaving Coruscant and living a better life for him and his milf single mother
>he gets attacked by a gang of criminal aliens who grab him by the collar demanding to be paid, threatening him with a vibro blade
>the teenager promises to deliver next week and gets a last warning
>at home he watches the news, a terrorist attack has happened
>the mugshot of Chewbacca with grey strains of hair is shown
>next day teenager finds the injured Chewbacca in some alley on the lower decks
>takes him home and treats his wounds and tries to hide him from the authorities
>the mother of the teenager finds out and acts up, while Chewbacca is lying there with a fever mumbling around
>teenager discovers a hologram in Chewbacca's stuff, turning it accidently on
>an old Han Solo talks about a grave danger and meeting on a colonialist planet

Eh, I don't know how to continue this. I like the setting though. With the empire pirates and all.

You forgot the Katarn Wars tv show

Ep. 9

>years later, Ben and Rey have taken control of the empire, recruited more force sensitives, trained them in the dark side and under their leadership the empire is crushing the republic and has built a new superweapon(another fucking death star, but even if it is it makes since the empire is already established and didnt just come out of thin air like snoke and the first order)
>Luke and Han lead a desperate mission to stop Ben and Rey, while Lando and Leia are leading the assault on the new weapon
>they reach Ben and Han begins tries to turn him while Luke is fighting Rey and the other sith
>Rey gets scared that Han will turn Ben and kills Han Solo to stop him from talking
>this pushes Ben to turn on Rey, he helps Luke and they kill her, ship/base is blowing up, Luke goes out in a blaze of glory holding of the sith and troopers so Ben can escape
>Republid wins, the end

There, i only slightly altered the new disney wars so it is less crap but could still allow for porgs and shit like that without raping all the characters and themes.

This.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nzq9epS2b1A

Go right ahead. It's all yours friendo!

Knights of the Old Republic is as kino as it gets. It'd be cool as fuck if they made a mature, proper adaptation of KOTOR and KOTOR II, but the gaemz are already chock-full of character development and storylines, so it's blue balls forever because we'll NEVER fucking get KOTOR III thanks to the fucking greedy fuckers at Lucasarts.

CD Projekt Red writing and developing a KOTOR 3 would've been the best thing ever

I don't like it. Those two dudes feel like what a 12 year old imagines to be badass

Since Star Wars was Kurosawa + Western films, the only answer is to have James Cameron + Pirate movies.

Teenage orphan Zeph is a cabin boy on an ancient pirate ship that preys on freighters in the Outer Rim. His only real companion is an adorable/merchandisable floating droid named RK9 that he made; he dreams of one day visiting one of the many worlds the ship visits.

One day, the pirates attacks a ship bearing strange warriors in plasteel armor, accompanied by a blue-skinned photogenic/cosplayable alien girl named Aro. Although the pirates are victorious, Aro displays strange, mystical powers in the battle. Captured, she begs for them to let her go, as she's bearing a message of vital importance.

At that moment, the ship shudders, and it's revealed that it's under attack from merchandisable dark warriors, led by a woman in power armor bearing a lightsaber glaive that would make an excellent toy. They easily butcher the pirates, and Aro, RK9 and Zeph escape in the confusion. Zeph asks Aro what message it is, and she replies that she knows where the map is.

Confused, he asks her what the map leads to.

"The Valley of the Jedi."

The Rebellion stages a ground attack on an Imperial factory world based on intel that the Empire is developing some new weapon there. We follow a small squad of Rebels as they infiltrate the base, held off by artillery and unmanned weapons, only to find it completely deserted of human life. They are suddenly engaged with several enormous Terminator-like droids, and are forced into the underground levels of the base. There, they find an Imperial faction, who after a short shootout explain that the base has been overrun with the Empire's latest weapon: a line of hyper-advanced battle droids that went rogue and killed nearly the entire population of the factory. With the Rebels cut off from communicating with the Navy, they must join forces with the Imperials to fight their way back out through an army of killing machines.

9 hours of blank screen

Actually they are 3. There is a badass girl behind the curtains.

youtube.com/watch?v=R51LMIAJtsc