Would you?

Would you?

ids just smellz

The greatest pleb filter.

Yeah, I've fucked worse

Sure, why not

Obvious joke, have a (you)

I think the real question is where do you find a camera crew willing to film that? Do you just post a vague craigslist ad and hope they are too chicken shit to back out once they get to the shooting sight?

Guy brings a duck home, he walks into his bedroom and his wife is lying there.
"so this is the pig I've been fucking" said the guy.
"That's obviously a duck you fucking idiot" says his wife.
"I wasn't talking to you" replies the man.

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switch out the pig for a porg and we got a deal

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The real question is would you make such a reddit fucking tv show?

Plot lines revolves around the blandest emotive edgy 13 year or storys such as cheating on recorded eyes, android dead sex robot partners, blocking people irl and lololol david cameron fucked a pig and we made a tv show about it the absolute redditman.

Anyone who actually unironically enjoys this is a laden homosexual.

>writing all that
what an idiot you truly are

Let me see your script.

well, it depends.
is the pig cute? how is her pigpussi game?

Plebs being those that like it or hate it? Also, what is it?

You know where to go back to :^)

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How much would i have to pay?

I can't even piss at a urinal with other people in the room, I don't think I could get hard for television

the catalog?

Porn crew probably. They'll film anything.

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Plebs wouldn't fuck the pig

hola, reddit

haha, the old switcheroo :D

No. You do not negotiate with terrorists.

it really does seem fucking awful. I went and read the synopsis for this episode and wow, what a retarded way to execute the premise. Def has that ungrounded reddit-tier feel to it baka will never watch

A rich man and a poor man are talking. The poor man says to the rich man, "my wife's birthday is coming up and I don't know what to get her. What did ya get your wife for hers?
The rich man says, "I got her a diamond necklace and a Mercedes"
When the poor man asks why, the rich man replies, "Well, if she doesn't like the necklace she can take it back to the jeweler in her Mercedes and she'll still be happy."
A few weeks later the men are talking again. The rich man asks the poor man what he ended up getting his wife for her birthday.
The poor man says, "I got her a dildo and some sandals."
The rich man asks, "Why's that?"
The poor man responds, "So's if she doesn't like the sandals she can go fuck herself."

This is the only solution

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kek

Resign. Let another fucker do it.

The Prime Minister would never ever fuck a pig on live TV no matter what was at stake. Unrealistic bullshit.

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black mirror is absolute garbage marketed to pseudo intellectuals, there's not much more to it

was he, dare i say it, /ourguy/?

One single artist has the capability to kidnap a royal family member with guards, place multiple decoys, mail his own finger without anyone realising it wasnt a teenage girl finger, set a complex list of demands.

Amazing plot, 5/5

i thought this show was supposed to be good ?

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probably
it'd be awful but you could always qualify it by saying you literally did it to save a life

no, I'd fuck the pig after the royal bitch was dead in celebration

gimme dat braphog

desu the show sometimes feels like The Butterfly Effect

What? Fuck a white pig in front of white men? I've done this before.

>A society where a wall is built around every individual person on the planet

>And the penalty is death if anyone illegally immigrates into someone else's little one person country and the only way to communicate is through Twitter

>But then one day a brave, handsome black man begins to question the system after he accidentally peeks over his wall and notices the white woman in the neighboring micro-country and they fall in love

Ending theme music: "Walls" by Kings of Leon

Episode title: "One Nation"

kino

>Newest Black Mirror episode continues streak of subtle but profound political commentary in a future world that seems eerily plausible

I once fucked a white girl doggy style and I thought about how it resembled a pig

Black Mirror can't write endings. The android episode was good though.

>having sex whit wh*Tes
whats wrong with you senpai?

Did you grow up on a farm or something, Pedro?

Better than asian woman, at least I do not feel like a beta

Stay with your own boy

To save some yuppie cunt?

No.

I'm sorry this whole episode is just stupid as fuck. A real life government would never do this

Yeah, but I'd prefer a dog. Bitch pussy is God's sweetest gift to man.

dont waste your glorious DNA on a filthy wh*Toid monkey, brother!

Why does almost every episode have an interracial couple? Why do they always frame the man in a relationship as the bad guy when its always the women that cheat? Why does the old woman forget about her loving husband to have lesbian sex with some girl shes only known for a week in a computer?

surprised
im in a constant state of shock during sex
why would anyone let me fuck them? is the only thing going throu my mind

Nobody would.

Out of all the ridiculous futuristic shit in Black Mirror, it's this one that explores human psychology only that is the least realistic one.

>nobody would fuck a pig to save human lives
What did this autist mean by this?

I probably would

I know it's wrong but I've had a crush on her every since Kick-Ass and Let Me In

its english

ha

No. you don't negotiate with terrorists.

Giving in once lets them know they can do it again. Better to let the one hostage die.

The USSR once gassed its own hostages during the Afghanistan war.

Very good

Why did he not ask anything from the UK'S supreme court thing or the queen in exchange for fucking the pig?

this, but it was a ginger white guy
everytime I remember it, it makes me wanna throw up
now I only stick to Mediterranean men

Lmao

Gay

Of course not, you don't negotiate with terrorists.

The episode should've the kidnapper demanding the PM *stop* fucking pigs, and him deciding to publicly fuck one to send a message on the pride and defiance of Great Britain.

good post

sauce on the film on the tvs?

Obviously they gave him viagra

Batman vs Superman

>shitting on a series you never even attempted to watch
Yep I'm on the right board
>muh reddit boogeyman

Couldn't understand what he was saying during his epic rant
Kinda ruined the whole thing

Pls don't answer questions directed toward me

If the pig is Wonder Woman maybe.

I don't think that's how Viagra works

Fucking hell.

So there's this guy, he's tired of screwin' his wife, so his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?"
He says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting."
So the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife. He screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey." He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!"

So is this the Sopranos thread?

The pig fuck episode came out a few years before the David Cameron pig story came out

That's exactly how it works.

It's not some sort of wonder aphrodisiac or anything, it just constrict blood flowing getting you hard as the side-effect.

It was originally a heart medicine

Shut up faggot

Only Once? You fucking wish.

You shut up, fucking swine

Didn't that already happen in season 2?

My wife gets impatient even if I stop for like 4 seconds to change position
She gets horny like once every week and for 40 seconds.
If I'm fucking her I can't stop untill I finish, or her pussy starts to hurt. Else she'll lose the drive.

Fucking chinaman with their everwet womn

My gf and her bro watched it and thought it was "stupid"

Does she want to fuck the pig or what else is she hiding from me

it's only gay if they're ugly, skeletons or feminine

>save the princess
>but have to pork a pig
What's the downside?

after watching all the of episodes I noticed that there is a lot of cucking in this show, and every time coal gets burned bad shit happens

>black mirror
more like blacked mirror

more like blacked mirror

Nah OP's pig is the wrong way round

well, they let his daughter go so. i guess lol

strong yes with no persuasion or blackmail