User, we ran away from home!

user, we ran away from home!

KINO

>Disney markets the fuck out of the Porgs
>their only significant scene in the whole movie is a dead one getting eaten by Chewbacca

At least they're something new.

What did episode 7 introduce? BB-8? Yawn...

The porg are a welcome inclusion. Could they be force sensitive? They live next a jedi temple.

>Could they be force sensitive?
I guess we'll have to wait and find out...

Big if true

I wonder what they taste like. Their meat is probably really tender because they're fat and lazy.

Tommy Wiseau should direct it.

Anyone have the webm of Chewie trying to eat the porg?

Am I the only one who thinks they're really fucking ugly? I wouldn't buy my daughter a plushy of these freaky things.

But the crystal foxes were the better animals and cooler in design. Porgs scream like they want to be the next minions.

Episode 9
>Super Death Destroyer
>Everyone dies
>Invasive species eats the wiring
>Super Death Destroyer malfunctions and blows up creating a black hole rupturing reality
>Now Rey and co manage to defeat the first order
>As they leave it blows up and everyone is happy

Everyone knows the crystal foxes were just made to appeal to furries.

GET IN MY BELLY

Stomp stomp stomp

Right on time, i was just heating up

They do look like guinea pigs...

In universe dodo birds, bet they taste great

really?

>ecudaorians/peruANOS

porg holocaust when?

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I bet you’re the guy who made the thread whining about “obvious Disney shills” on Sup Forums lmao

As if Disney would waste their time on a group that doesn’t pay to see movies

Make yourselves at home cuties. There's hot chocolate brewing.

These things are the Sequels equivalent of Jar Jar Binks

i would unironically fuck them

>At least they're something new.
>guys, what if instead of little bears, we had furry penguins with anime eyes
genius

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not soon enough

I'm pretty sure that scene was a reference to veganism/vegetarianism

is this the newest pasta from reddit?

No Rose is

This plus Pengium = Porg.

The delusion of this website in general is ridiculous. People actually think companies pay them to post things on this website.

How stupid do you have to be?

Because it's easier for them to believe it than to believe that they're wasting their time on an irrelevant website that doesn't give a shit about their hot opinions.

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I JUST PUKED IN SHOCK

Gonna agree here.

Based porgs.

But I wanna bang Rose...

And you don't wanna bang Jar Jar?

People are jacking off to the alien milking scene in TLJ.