PUT A FORK IN STAR WARS

Normies are actually shitting on TLJ on national television:

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NOOOOOOOOOOO RUSSIANS HACKED THEIR BRAINS!

>Canada
>national
garbage people from a garbage not country

>Canadian Colin Farrel has the balls to tell the truth about a steaming pile of dog shit movie

Today, the leaf was not a faggot.

Straight white men getting uncomfortable about a progressive Star Wars film? Good.

I bet you’re the guy who made the thread whining about “obvious Disney shills” on Sup Forums lmao

As if Disney would waste their time on a group that doesn’t pay to see movies

He's just an angry manchild who doesnt understand real kino
Dont worry 95% of the real fans love this movie and this wont impact on the franchise in the slightest

he probably got neither the Wings nor Brazil references on Canto Bight

what a pleb

lmoa'd

>98% of scientists agree that Disney's Star Wars™ The Last Jedi™ was a great film and only Alt-Right Nazi trolls don't like it!

Lol, that dude must have been shitposting on Sup Forums ever since the premiere. He screams about all the points.

Canada is just the midwest of America pretending to be its own country

That was funny. He really went off. I never even thought about the problem with Poe never running into General Purple Hair. That was a good point. Some of his issues were nitpicks but he went through nearly every problem I've seen people have with the film. Either he's super thoughtful or he spent 30 minutes browsing Sup Forums before this segment.

>hurr lets make a movie just to piss off a certain group of people

What makes people succumb to this type of massive faggotry?

B-b-but muh russian hackers

I also never thought about how Rose's sister didn't get blown out into space when the doors were open and yet Leia and everyone on the bridge does.

>Full on 8 minute rant
>Ends with 'I hated this movie'

Kek I was expecting some backlash but not to this degree. Reddit has been in full meltdown for days too

I bet you’re the guy who made the thread whining about “obvious Disney shills” on Sup Forums lmao

As if Disney would waste their time on a group that doesn’t pay to see movies

Take out the scores of the drooling fanboys and fake fangirls, and it's pretty clear that normies hated this shit.

>never do we see people eating in star wars
Yeah I must have imagined seeing luke eating with his aunt and uncle at the beginning of a new hope. This leaf is fucking retarded.

lmao holy fucking shit

Savage. But seriously its amazing how huge the contrast between ET Canada and its US counterpart are. US ET would never allow someone ranting on a potential Ad partner like this.

i love this guy!
Does he have anymore based reviews?

Russia hacked canada.

>white male

hmmmm
Hes probably part of the alt right and just hates women

he meant worrying/scavenging for food. not just casually eating

That's not what he said. The point of that scene at the beginning of New Hope isn't "Luke is eating, we have to establish he requires nutrition" it's just a way of getting the family together so Luke can bitch about his life. The fishing and titty monster scenes were put in just to answer the question of "How did Luke survive on the island?" (which nobody asked anyway) and to get some cheap laughs from seeing Luke doing these stupid, out of place things.

>never do we see people eating in star wars

This guy made some really good valid points. The only one I really disagree with was just the point of eating that seems a bit too nit picky to me.

I bet he voted for Trump too.

Fucking spot on...

They never explicitly go out of their way to show anybody eating to make a point about how they get their food resource, especially in ridiculous over the top fashion for a cheap joke like showing luke sucking on green mamma milkies

Yeah and he probably voted for hitler too

IT WAS RIAN'S TURN

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He'll be sent to the gulag for being a nazi.

Canada has laws against saying things.

Stick a porg in it, it’s dumb.

>non-canon cartoon

>movies

Liberals are the dumbest fucks in existence.

Jealousy.

They are unable to create their own Star Wars. So they wait until Star Wars 48 to do a passive aggressive affirmative action version, and actually consider it a victory and not an embarrassing patronizing gift from white men.

Like less than 10 minutes into A New Hope Luke is eating with Aunt Vecaroo and Uncle Owen.

Luke is eating beans on the swamp planet in empire.

Darth Vader is sitting at a dinner table on sky city when he asks han to join him

And...fuck remember anakin floating that apple.


I hated the movie but that was a cringey ass quote.

Why did they kill jesus?

Because they have a superiority complex and cannot stand to have anyone or anything be more important than them.

They killed star wars specifically to hurt whites.

#HangTheLampshades

>moving goalposts
It was a sanctioned cartoon, he said they've never shown this before.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANADA WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE MEANT TO BE MORE LIBERAL THAN US

lol my thoughts exactly. I watching this shit like ''What the fuck ? This is ET!?'' Of course this isn't the US version. ET US is so automated and safe

So how does Disney recover from this? My guess is they'll have JJ go back to aping the formula of the originals for Episode 9, and keep Episode 8 in the background during merchandising.

Every normie I know absolutely hated The Last Jedi. Every single one.

Just start posting your mutt memes, cunt. We know who you are.

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I guess even a leaf can turn from time to time.

>granola bars and pills

It's a nu-male diet.

Depends on how badly the BO drops

Rian or Kennedy will have to get sacrificed in the media to appease the baying mobs if the movie truly has no legs

Rural Canada is shockingly racist and overwhelmingly white Anglos. It's pretty disgusting hearing the shit they said to us.

>"If Luke didn't want to be found why did Luke leave a map to where they could find him?"
As if it weren't fucked hard enough, this is the question that completely destroyed the entirety of The Last Jedi.

They don't care about domestic. As long as they edit out the chink kissing the ape, it'll rake in several more billion dollars.

Other than the food bit, he was fucking spot on.

Star wars shouldn't have fucking pop-culture references

>make SJW Wars
>SJW: The Country hates it

>he probably got neither the Wings nor Brazil references on Canto Bight

Fuck this with a rake

References do not make something better, at all. I suppose when lando betrays han solo at cloud city, the frame of darth vader sitting at the table should have included storm troopers laying out the last supper so redditors can notice it, go home, and talk about how high art it is.

it felt good to see that

This video makes me think I could kill all of Canada with one punch.

>They don't care about domestic.
can we stop with this meme every time you have to defend a Disney movie, you shill? They care, otherwise the cast would have been completely different. Less diverse, with an actual competent asian in Poe's role, just to begin with and no nigger whatsoever.

Damn, i feel bad for star wars fans.

Like, seeing people truly passionate about a series and see their reaction when it gets shit on is tuff.

Yeah, Anglos are primarily a rural, low IQ people.

the guy on the right is so uncomfortable, he totally thinks TLJ was a great movie and doesn't want to hear any of it

>Ontario and Quebec is all of Canada

Nope, it's just the American part.

Watching this it's very clear that RJ wrote TLJ as a means of "subverting tropes" and "deconstructing Star Wars", not out of any sort of desire to create a genuine story.
No surprise from a BrBa writer, but still shocking how poor the final script was.
It's not like it's Lucas and everyone would be afraid to disagree with the more questionable plot-lines and character arcs

The Québécois ones were pretty nasty too, but they were to busy not having jobs and being socialists to get worked up.

This was so satisfying to watch

Jesus what a fucking cuck

Good on the guy for putting it plainly though anyone with a fucking brain should be able to perceive these (and some that weren't referenced ) issues with this pile of trash.
The boring faggot with no opinion on the right knows they're getting a call from Disney.

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I actually think properly executed a deconstruction of Star Wars would have been good.

Gotta namedrop Trump!

WORSE THAN DRUMPF

>Globalism
>localized

Don't you have an appointment with your Bull?

LMAO!!!

Based Canucks.

>eating

wut, Yoda ate a granola bar and then shared a bowl of stew with Luke on Dagobah

I WANT EVWYTHING TO BE KEWL AND AWWWWEEESOME WHY ISN'T IT MY KIND OF KEWL?!

WHY DID IT DECONSTRUCT MY CONCEPTION OF STAR WARS AND MY STUPID FUCKING FAN THEORIIZING?! REEEEEEEEE

Literally faggots.

It's hilarious, this film's failure and the accompanying reactions (fanboys and otherwise) are truly special.

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It was space granola with a 1,500 word article on wookiepedia you rural retard!

The only good thing about this piece of shit movie is that it's exposing the review buying to normies and shill raids to Sup Forums newfags. If RLM doesn't trash this piece of shit we'll have confirmation that they are shills too

Shut it down.

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I agree, but keep it as a standalone film and make it from the heart, not out of smug cynicism.

To be fair, if I was a mentally ill Liberal id think it's worse than Trump too. He's only in office for maybe eight years, and this movie destroyed the entire franchise.

>DECONSTRUCT
*turn to shit

Literally just have the Rebels be held accountable for their terrorist acts, have luke be a fugitive from the law, ape Yojimbo, call it a day.

I've been saying it for years, star wars is not about its setting, it's about putting other better stories into the setting and seeing how it works. It's not like lucas did much more than a Find-Replace for The Hidden Fortress when he made Episode 4.

This
What a disaster

>hahahahahaha let's stop talking hahahahahaha

>yaaaawn oh jeeze user i'm sleepy yaaaaawn

I fucking hate those people.

I don't understand what it is with you jews, and your eternal desire to deconstruct everything. Gas yourself, kike.

>p-pls Disney, d-don't notice I'm in this video, don't kill me Mickey!

Glad even normies can see how retarded the idea of hyperspace ramming is

stopp using buzzword. Globalism doesn't mean a shit when you make shit movies, and this movie doesn't have anything that can appeal a chink to begin with.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

THE FIRE RISES BROTHERS

It is a surreal feeling when normies agree with you.

Yes, brilliant deconstruction, just like this great portrait by Beau Nobo

>she's on the spectrum if that's closer to 2017
Jedi are autistic confirmed.

haha...Ill just literally turn my back against him haha