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>Reports of Farley’s lurid death, it turns out, have not been exaggerated. After a series of disastrous public appearances—he returned to host SNL with two hookers on his arm and staggered through the show on the verge of a heart attack—Farley partied for four straight days, smoked crack and snorted heroin with a call girl, then took her back to his apartment. When they argued about money, she got up to leave. He tried to follow but collapsed on the living room floor, struggling to breathe. His final words were “Don’t leave me.” She took pictures of him, stole his watch, wrote a note saying she’d had a lot of fun, and left. He died alone.
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who?
>snorted heroin
And injected marijuana? Can you snort H?
Yes you can snort heroin. You can smoke it too. Shooting it just works better and gives more of a rush.
Biopic starring Idris Elba when?
could he still be alive today if he never hosted that night?
Found a nigger.
The amount of people that just went "Idris Elba" meme spouting proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Sup Forums.
Who? Isn't that the guy who played Barf in Spaceballs?
>the same year Final Fantasy 7 released
holy shit...
See you tomorrow, faggot.
>Chris Farley biopic
>Kevin James generates oscar buzz
It's either him or Christian Bale
>The amount of people that just went "Idris Elba" meme spouting proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
>All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
>Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Sup Forums.
Will Sasso could do it
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probably not
he's not wrong
SALT AND PEPPER CLOGGED HIS ARTERIES
Farley sucked anyways. Reminds me of Belushi.
Obnoxious fat guy acting like an obnoxious fat guy? ACTING BRILLIANCE!!!!!!
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Wild Lasso isn't the right kind of fat. He could do a James Gandolfini biopic, and not inherently because he did that MadTV skit.
Honestly though what would a Chris Farley biopic be though? Some backstage SNL drama, skit reenactments, and death? I mean he was a funny dude. Not exactly a revolutionary or even interesting one.
I think of heroin as a white drug though obviously everyone uses it.
It would be about the contrast between his public and private life specifically using humor and drugs to cover up his own perceived shortcomings and that leading to his success
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Are you retarded? What does that have to do with anything?
FUCK YOU
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FF7 was actually worth remembering
The last night in the hotel was his Final Fantasy
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FI- ....oh that's sad =(
He was in the only other movie I saw Liu Kang in and one of my favourites as a kid. At least he got to fondle a hot blonde on screen...
>FF7 was actually worth remembering
Back to Sup Forums, faggot.
No, Chris Farley never did anything anyone wanted or needed. All he produced were a bunch of druggie anecdotes.
woah...........
>he never got a sticky
Isn't that like everybody though?
Like obviously not everybody shoots coke and snorts heroin, but isn't everybody's private and personal lives contrasted?
Life is a contextual coverup.
What did he mean by this?
>Artie Lange is still alive
>No, Chris Farley never did anything anyone wanted or needed.
But... I... needed him...
That's a pretty long career
hawt
>I wanna be the first fat comedian to live past 35
what did he mean by this
now that's a bee sting
>dat boy still ain't right
You useless boy!
KICK HIS ASS HANK!
>doing any drug other than drinking alcohol moderately
He was so embarrassed by that movie that he relapsed and went on a two week drug binge
>[Norm] asked me to watch Chris Farley before he died [to make sure he wasn't using drugs], he said "you've got to come to the after-party at SNL", the one he did right before he died. So I go to the after-party... Me and Norm are watching Chris Farley, Norm has to go talk to somebody, he say "watch him for me" - Farley disappears into a bathroom with Andy Dick for 5 minutes, he comes out in 5 minutes smiling with him. Norm comes back and goes "how's it going?" I go "well I got bad news, Farley disappeared into a bathroom with Andy Dick", and I've got to tell you, there is only two reasons a guy goes into a bathroom with Andy Dick, and neither one is good. And Norm went "Holy fuck I hope he's high".
- Artie Lange
>selfishly kill yourself on drugs and leave your best friend to suffer a mediocre career that resulted in 7 years of Just Shoot Me
Literally Who?
Kek
>And Norm went "Holy fuck I hope he's high".
hahaha!
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Yes, you never seen Oz?
>Farley disappeared into a bathroom with Andy Dick
The man who took David Spade's career with him to hell.
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This movie is retarded but its a guilty pleasure.
>PAWS THE SIZE OF FRYING PANS
>RIP YOUR FACE RIGHT OFF
Jack black could do it, Nacho Libre +weigth.
Thin his eyebrows
Short hair.
Actually, 1997 was the year of Spawn.
He was already 53 at that point and time from drug abuse and hookers. Not to mention his own health, I'd give him 2007 to die if he hadn't been fucking with his already strained heart with a bunch of drugs.
"I don't snort no coke, don't smoke no weed. I'm just a dope snortin nigga from dat 123"
he was 33
He's a time traveler.
He was an autist
Is this some sort of "meta humor"?
jesus
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but he would of been a terrible shrek
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Damn. That's the same year that Final Fantasy 7 came out...
>there was a time when matthew perry starred in feature films
Was he the only truly funny fat guy?
I am having mad deja vu today.
this is pasta everyone
No love for Jon Candy?