FIFTY NINE MINUTES

FIFTY NINE MINUTES

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They loved it. At most they'll make fun of the milking scene. Otherwise it's all praise.

Yeah, the superman Leia isn't exploitable at all.

IT'S UP! THANK FUCK!

youtube.com/watch?v=Jm5czvOeeig

red cuck media

They'll say it worked in the wake of Carrie Fishers death.

I was watching their discussion through a crack in the wall in their studio and they hated it

That makes no sense though, it means she should've stayed dead

Mike won't like what they did with Luke
Rich will think Rey is still a Sue but otherwise not care much

oh yeah? well then thats why youre so far the worst race in the world to me, this is completely different things or whatever

does Any user live in Milwaukee? Can you please bite the bullet find RLM and ask him if it's up or not? I can't wait anymore over here

Are you saying it's coming out in 59 minutes, or it's going to be 59 minutes long?

There's no video

that's right jay!

posted to the patreon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu-_MNehKHY

I refuse to see TLJ until the RLM review is out. I mean, come on, I don't want to waste my money until they help me understand it

>watching movies at all when you can just have RLM describe them to you for free
jesus christ lad what went wrong

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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

Quit fucking around with me, Michael. You hacks are nothing more than dancing monkeys that exist solely to entertain me when I snap my fingers. Now release the mother fucker.

Patreon patronizer here, they pretend they're going to review Star Wars but actually review Ferdinand

It’s out lads

m.youtube.com/watch?v=w-vXMZBvQ54

"It's good to show contempt for your audience!"

ANY MINUTE NOW

In the interim, BASED Australia:
news.com.au/entertainment/movies/new-movies/the-last-jedi-is-the-worst-star-wars-movie-ever/news-story/fd57dd0435d18dccc1efaacab5d28f59

IT'S HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

>he thinks a video praising a movie would take this long

a dog dies for every ten minutes RLM is late with the review

thanks satan

>australia bringing the bants

based australia

podkino

JESUS MIKE FUCKING UPLOAD IT we don't want no more cop dogs

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>They review Ferdinand but it's clear they're reviewing TLJ

I want more Cop Dogs. That's the best Plinkett review.

Frank Chung fucking rules
twitter.com/franks_chung/status/942600220944187392
twitter.com/franks_chung/status/942602556244598784

I AM KILLING MYSELF IF THE REVIEW IS NOT UP WITHING 15 MINUTES

you will suffer for this.

test

OOOOHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

dodger a cute

i had dreamed a dream. but now that dream is gone from me.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kj3opk1QFTM

>upload video on schedule
>no one cares
>1-2 day delay
>front page of reddit
>17 Sup Forums threads
brilliant

WHERE IS IT

youtube.com/watch?v=2lCW-iaOZ_M

ITS UP
ITS UP

ITS UP

youtube.com/watch?v=bcYmJaDxzcY&t=2328s

Same. I was hoping the review would be up by now. If they do recommend it's too late to go see it tonight. I won't be able to catch a screening until tomorrow.

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It's really bad though user.

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WHERE IS THE FUCKING REVIEW YOU HACK FRAUDS????

I'll take Mike and Jay's word for it, thank (you.)

I hope they actually upload a review of Ferdinand.

>friend can't see it until wednesday next week

i had hope.

Frank Chung is the only writer on that website with integrity and balls. Those other cucks who's names aren't even worth mentioning just pull posts from Reddit and write "stories" around them, Frank actually has some form of journalistic ethic.

they ____ it !

youtube.com/watch?v=P3E3sYjaGPg
youtube.com/watch?v=P3E3sYjaGPg
youtube.com/watch?v=P3E3sYjaGPg

>jack tweeted that he loved it
>jay tweeted defending the ending of the movie
You guys are kidding yourselves if you're expecting anything other than a positive review

Would you murder Jay?

its not about the review its about the reaction and butthurt it causes

Wow that's hilarious. Who let non-English speakers on the internet?

If he liked TLJ I would gladly murder him

wewlad

>TLJ gets released
>massive fan backlash
>popular channels like RLM will most likely bash it, too
>Disney sends a paycheck before they can push out a review in an attempt at damage control
>"It's everything I hoped it would be," Mike says as he turns to the camera and forces a smile

i'm so fucking angry and frustrated right now

here it is

youtube.com/watch?v=I7jTfgXfaCU

Is he jewish?

I got bamboozled by this in the other thread.

You are some dedicated cunts, I'll give you that.

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Post anime until its out.
youtube.com/watch?v=2OC6ARG6fZA

>it's actually out
>blocked in your country on copyright grounds
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME

i didnt believe it, but they loved it. they are hack frauds

Jay is, Mike is good catholic Polack

Probably, american with a polish name

It's not out you idiot.

No, marry. I'd fuck Mike and be indifferent to Rich.

europoor here

can somebody explain why everybody is excited to see those reviewers? how are they different?

>tfw no internet until Thursday
>even if it comes out I won't be able to watch it

Is it even coming out today?

Bauman is a German surname and Jay has talked about celebrating Christmas in prerec themes.

I've already reached the conclusion that if i ever were to see Mike Stoklasa out in the wild i'd have no choice but to violently slash his windpipe with my bare hands.

His pathetic and meak nature around strangers summed with his lethargic demeanor leaves him open for such devastating thing. i don't intend to kill the man just hurt him enough that whatever is left of his remaining days are a regret. I don't even think he has enough will to press charges or try to take revenge, i would just permanently maim him and move on with my life. To never pay mind to him or the event again.

Have the OG
youtu.be/eWItJOYc4Wg

at least LINK is mooning

>Education: Watches a lot of movie

Only if he resisted too much. Then I'd have no other choice.

RLM are our friends.

I keep hearing chainsaw/buzzsaw noises coming from my neighbor's house. Him and his wife have been getting into shouting matches at least once a week for years. It's almost 9:00 at night.

It shows

>"Gee LardfatMike, what do you think of the new Star Wars?"
>"Well CumskinJay, I... *dramatic pause*... loved it!"
>RedditRich and AIDSMoby clap like seals in the background
>LardfatMike proceeds to give CumskinJay a handy
>RedditRich and AIDSMoby clap harder
>CumskinJay cums all over LardfatMike's face
>"Sorry about that LardfatMike."
>"No worries CumskinJay! Now I know what it feels like to have worked on Pink Flamingos! What a thrill!"
>Rich and Moby lose all feeling in their now reddish flipper-like hands as they clap furiously

i honestly believe mike would be able to kill you with a single punch

not true, my dad works for RLM and he said they were lukewarm about it, mike thought it was SCHLOCK

They're good friends

youtube.com/watch?v=scD18plp-dQ

Reported to FBI, CIA, NSA, MI6, MI5, DGSE, BND, FSB, and Interpol

Read the thread, Jay said his tweet is "not reflective of the quality of the movie" and when someone said he must've liked it he said that was an "odd conclusion to make."

We've been following these guys for 5 years, some even longer.

he's fat soft and slow he's vulnerable to a surprise attack you just walk up to him casually and btfo the fucker in the gut with a sharp object and keep stabbing

>mfw its up
>well Jay... I loved it! Again!

youtube.com/watch?v=2lCW-iaOZ_M

THESE MONSTERS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

>video goes up
>14 minutes
>long slow skit intro and outro
>half the discussion is about star wars merchandise, fan culture, george lucas, etc

I fucking love star wars