>make a thread about living for protecting the inocent. >make comments about how the evil that Aku is corrupts whatever it touches >gets called ''foolish samurai!''
This board is just not what it use to be, its like people don't care about hope, justice and fighting against Aku anymore.
>Bad mouthing Aku, the man who literally created the sky and stars
Foolish Samurai.
Ayden Nelson
Not gonna lie, former Samurai Jack supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Jack crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get back to the past.
Hunter Campbell
>Foolish Samurai.
Nathaniel Davis
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Brayden Gonzalez
Anyone heard of the shit people that went to see Aku?
Leo Lopez
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Chase Martinez
Foolish Samuraiposter. Is it true that he commited Sudoku?
Juan Hughes
I'm so sick of you akufags thinking your evil is law
Dominic Ross
fucking kek
Julian Hernandez
Dont worry. Sooner or later. Aku will be cut down.
Owen White
Of course they won't care, it's been like what 45? 47? 50 years since Jack promised to go back to the past? I remember when I was a young kid we used to tell stories about the Samurai defeating Aku, but now most of us died or we are old enough to know better, Jack is truly a porridge-eating bastard who doesn't care about anything, Aku was right all along. I want to die.
Andrew Hill
>autist proceeds to jackposting because frogposting is too mainstream for him I fucking hate you tools
Jayden Walker
Yes, the vermin ruined his nice carpet. They should thank him for not exterminating them on the spot
Connor Ross
jidf shills should die
Parker King
Fucking refugee mudslimes.
Ryder Evans
I heard Aku wasn't taking their shit.
Andrew Morris
>100 yen has been deposited into your basket hat
Tyler Evans
You have to go back >>>/past/
Robert Brooks
Anyone know what happened to Scarmoushe? He was Aku's number one bounty hunter, but he just kinda dissappeared. I mean, I like the other bounty hunters, but Scaramoushe was my favorite. Do you think he disrespected our lord?
Parker Powell
Don't worry, I heard this rumour that there's a team of top assassins trained from birth to kill Samurai Jack. Surely he can't defeat all seven of them at once!
Carter Hughes
>The scat bot was my favorite Shit taste.
Jaxson Nelson
Yea, everyone knows that Da Bomb is where it's at now. He'll be Aku's number one assassin in no time.
Nolan Hernandez
>liking boom boom >thinking I have shit taste akek
Sebastian Wood
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Alexander Richardson
t. Scaramouche
Luis Ward
Not an argument, babe.
Oliver Gomez
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Jacob White
Akunet was a mistake
Jacob Price
That samurai is loco kookoo now babe
I hear he doesn't even have his magic sword
Hudson Sanders
Aku? Never heard of him. We did have to fight off a neverending army of robots though made by a evil AI, but then again we live in the ridges so we're disconnected from the world. Don't mess with us though, even though we only have 300 warriors we'll still kick your ass.
Jason Torres
Beetle drone shill detected
Christopher King
shhhhh you just don't understand, samurai aku's evil is our strength
Logan Ramirez
AKU YESSSSSSSSS
Austin Reed
No.....sword!?
Nolan Thomas
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
...then it is time.
Hunter Jackson
TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
SAAAAAAAAMUUUUURAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Kevin Walker
please stop
Evan Thompson
Aku will make Akunime real
Camden Foster
let me just unleash an unspeakable amount of truth on you foolish posters I think he lost his sword
Camden Murphy
It's like a bad joke that won't stop
Ryder Young
talking penis
Juan Johnson
PAJAMA WEARIN'
Brody Cruz
Oh... oh bill, what happened to you, man...
Michael Hernandez
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that appose aku's will.
John Barnes
A better joke would've been if he said "wow that guy's a real dickhead"
Angel Lewis
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Landon Kelly
If Aku is so powerful why he hasnt slain the Samurai yet?
Lucas Garcia
Muh sword
Michael Cox
He's to busy making the world a better place to deal with the Samurai.
Carson Moore
desu marai will kill himself anyway. why waste effort where its not needed
Nicholas Murphy
Nah, it's all part of Aku's plan. You see the samurai has been alive since my father was my age, even if he has the means to kill our lord, he doesn;t have the skill or the strength. No matter the corruptionhe spreads he can never undo the greatness that is Aku.
Aku is simply toying with him, forcing him to wander fruitlessly "saving" towns and cities who shunned our master's greatness. It's the ultimate hell.
>world a better place >Aku I feel bad for you beatle shills
Jaxon Garcia
Hey, /aku/, first time bounty hunter here. How do you usually try to kill the samuraifags? What gear do you use? Are there any caveats? I don't want to end up like this guy.
Daniel Hernandez
>this cuckening I bet the Samurai did this.
Wyatt Cook
Have you tried being LARGE andEXTRA THICC? If not you might as well go home, or throw yourself at him anyway and maybe get lucky with a dagger to the stomach or something.
It's always entertaining when we get jack story threads. Sometimes you get some crossover in /fit/'s fps threads and those are the best.
James Lopez
>world has ever known AKU >suddenly bizarre man in a dress appears >screeches about how Aku is wrong >fights the Akutriarchy
Fucking Samurai Justice Warriors
Asher Thomas
>suddenly >forgetting the MOST WANTED MAN on the planet How do you not rememrb the Scottsman? Before Jack ever showed up the Scott and his band of shitters were destroying the place. Don't act like this is a new thing, Aku breaks them all eventually but it's not like sjws were new to the scene. I'm glad the Scott and his retards were wiped out though, bout time, wasn't he like 100 at this point?
Levi Evans
>Jacks finds the sword >at the same time the robot informs aku jack has no sword >aku flies across the world at break neck speeds to smite the fool >aku finds jack with sword >series ends
POETRY
Logan Smith
I tried asking around on /o/ and /k/ in hopes of maybe finding the right weapon or just run him over, but even there people say not to bother, since he's gonna break this shit with a few slices. I kinda belive that. My friend is a beetle drone, and he pisses himself with oil every night just after seeing the chink. I don't fucking know how he does it, BDs aren't even supposed to take leaks.
Xavier Perez
I'm glad that lunatic scotsman terrorist was finally stopped by aku Now I can feel safe again at home
Angel Wood
w-what?
Hunter Harris
His daughters are apparently still around. theyre pretty cute though, im conflicted. on the one hand they're terrorists but on the other i wanna fug em
Joshua Myers
Get a job at one of the penal facilities, maybe one will end up there
Chase Scott
Death by Snu snu is always an option
David Garcia
>Aku >Get the electrogloves
Ian Cruz
This post is pretty meta and I appreciate that.
Joshua Rivera
SamuraIDF pls go and stay go
Matthew Parker
>be me >6 ft EXTRA THICC robot, bounty hunter >pretty good at my job, killing schmuks who oppose Aku's beauty >one day at a bar >some fucker takes me on a bet >to catch the fucking SJ >he must be nuts >puts money on the table >take money, bolt >get to samurai, the fucker just stands >get nervous, wires start to spill out of my pockets >decide to say some shit to intimidate him >"f-foo..." >he looks up >hear a sudden "WHACHA" playing in the distance >instantly fall over, wires spilling all over the floor from my pockets >put down by a fucking death stare does /aku/ have any shameful stories regarding Samurai Justice Warriors?
Charles Smith
>>gets called ''foolish samurai!'' that shit triggers me to no end!
Aaron Adams
Gachimuchi Jack when?
Cameron Collins
>He thinks Aku created the sky and stars
I bet you also think he's the "Master of Masters".
Jackson Evans
The Daughters of Aku are CUTE! CUTE!
I want them to call me scum and a fool!
Nathaniel Martinez
Why doesn't Aku just rape the samurai?
Logan Sanchez
He's tried that like twice
Parker Peterson
adventure time went this bad?
Henry Wright
>No one bats and eye to the Scottish clans Can't y'all see they're the ones behind all this!?
Sebastian Perry
Duh, he's also the Shogun of Sorrow
Jackson Phillips
Clapping is one thing but audience members wooing always pisses me off.
the fact they did this to that cartoon though, jesus christ
William Flores
>be me >own small army of robots with missle launchers arms and gattling gun penises >get a call from out glorious lord and master Aku >shitting pants >aku tells me to kill the Foolish Samurai >tells me that he will pay me infinity Akubucks >I accept >i march with my army to some bumfuck field in the middle of nowhere >see something in the distance, just sitting there >it's the samurai >"CHAAAAAAARGE" >army instantly gets decimated by the foolish samurai warrior >i'm the only one left >"f-foolish samu-" >samurai cuts my fucking head off >can now type with only my nose I fucking hate the foolish Samurai. One day Aku will save us.
Justin Thompson
And the Deliverer of Darkness
Kevin Brown
samurai jack is my favorite series of all time
it just hits so many spots for me
i was a huge dexters fan and i would secretly watch power puff girls with my sister
Xavier Gutierrez
How are you people getting all these high res shots of Jack and the Master? Are you spies or something?
Henry Bennett
You'd be amazed at what you can do when you aren't a Beetle Drone.
Isaac Robinson
Fuck off you double jack I'm reporting you to the mods. Enjoy getting black bagged fuckface.
Aiden Johnson
>beetle drones are this sensitive Just face it, you're nothing compared to Our Master's REAL warriors.
Isaiah Lopez
I heard they're naked!
Nathaniel Diaz
underrated
Anthony Parker
Aku didn't create the Stars, everyone know it was the sun and moon who did
Dominic Martinez
>WAKE UP SHEEPLE MUH CELTIC RUNES ARE BEHIND IT ALL Fuck off back to /x/. I bet you think Aku didn't really create this world, too, you fucking nutjob.
Logan Martinez
>Beautiful piece
I'm dead. I am living in a cartoon
Brandon Ward
Which he also created, are you fucking retarded?
Carter Mitchell
You fucks are the reason why so many human villages are being stomp into the ground. Let in all those space immigrants who are mostly CRIMINAL, into are homes and fields.
I bet you oil beetle drones to you sick fuck.
Ryder Williams
>be me >hear all the stories from my friends about how they met the samurai and lived >want to try and have a piece with him but too much of a wimp >malaise.jpg
how
Xavier Brown
>thinking our lord and master would let filthy criminals in >not understanding the many plights of foreign worlds >shitting this hard on immagrants fucks sake user, not everyone who wasn't born in your dirt paddy is a terrorist immagrant. Even if they WERE the beetleborgs keep us safe, if your shithole of a third world village got destroyed it's because you brought it on yourself by defying Aku's will. Maybe your skirt wearing saviour will come and teach you some karate moves to keep the big bad immigrants away? KEK