Make a thread about living for protecting the inocent

>make a thread about living for protecting the inocent.
>make comments about how the evil that Aku is corrupts whatever it touches
>gets called ''foolish samurai!''

This board is just not what it use to be, its like people don't care about hope, justice and fighting against Aku anymore.

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foolish samuraiposter

NOW YOU TRULY KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE

A FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL

YOU'RE DISGUSTING

>Bad mouthing Aku, the man who literally created the sky and stars

Foolish Samurai.

Not gonna lie, former Samurai Jack supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Jack crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get back to the past.

>Foolish Samurai.

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Anyone heard of the shit people that went to see Aku?

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Foolish Samuraiposter.
Is it true that he commited Sudoku?

I'm so sick of you akufags thinking your evil is law

fucking kek

Dont worry. Sooner or later. Aku will be cut down.

Of course they won't care, it's been like what 45? 47? 50 years since Jack promised to go back to the past? I remember when I was a young kid we used to tell stories about the Samurai defeating Aku, but now most of us died or we are old enough to know better, Jack is truly a porridge-eating bastard who doesn't care about anything, Aku was right all along. I want to die.

>autist proceeds to jackposting because frogposting is too mainstream for him
I fucking hate you tools

Yes, the vermin ruined his nice carpet. They should thank him for not exterminating them on the spot

jidf shills should die

Fucking refugee mudslimes.

I heard Aku wasn't taking their shit.

>100 yen has been deposited into your basket hat

You have to go back
>>>/past/

Anyone know what happened to Scarmoushe? He was Aku's number one bounty hunter, but he just kinda dissappeared. I mean, I like the other bounty hunters, but Scaramoushe was my favorite. Do you think he disrespected our lord?

Don't worry, I heard this rumour that there's a team of top assassins trained from birth to kill Samurai Jack. Surely he can't defeat all seven of them at once!

>The scat bot was my favorite
Shit taste.

Yea, everyone knows that Da Bomb is where it's at now. He'll be Aku's number one assassin in no time.

>liking boom boom
>thinking I have shit taste
akek

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t. Scaramouche

Not an argument, babe.

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Akunet was a mistake

That samurai is loco kookoo now babe

I hear he doesn't even have his magic sword

Aku? Never heard of him. We did have to fight off a neverending army of robots though made by a evil AI, but then again we live in the ridges so we're disconnected from the world. Don't mess with us though, even though we only have 300 warriors we'll still kick your ass.

Beetle drone shill detected

shhhhh
you just don't understand, samurai
aku's evil is our strength

AKU YESSSSSSSSS

No.....sword!?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

...then it is time.

TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

SAAAAAAAAMUUUUURAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

please stop

Aku will make Akunime real

let me just unleash an unspeakable amount of truth on you foolish posters I think he lost his sword

It's like a bad joke that won't stop

talking penis

PAJAMA WEARIN'

Oh... oh bill, what happened to you, man...

>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that appose aku's will.

A better joke would've been if he said "wow that guy's a real dickhead"

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If Aku is so powerful why he hasnt slain the Samurai yet?

Muh sword

He's to busy making the world a better place to deal with the Samurai.

desu marai will kill himself anyway. why waste effort where its not needed

Nah, it's all part of Aku's plan. You see the samurai has been alive since my father was my age, even if he has the means to kill our lord, he doesn;t have the skill or the strength. No matter the corruptionhe spreads he can never undo the greatness that is Aku.

Aku is simply toying with him, forcing him to wander fruitlessly "saving" towns and cities who shunned our master's greatness. It's the ultimate hell.

>Look this shit up
>Related vids

youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8&t=0s


>mfw

This is true horror.

>world a better place
>Aku
I feel bad for you beatle shills

Hey, /aku/, first time bounty hunter here. How do you usually try to kill the samuraifags? What gear do you use? Are there any caveats? I don't want to end up like this guy.

>this cuckening
I bet the Samurai did this.

Have you tried being LARGE andEXTRA THICC? If not you might as well go home, or throw yourself at him anyway and maybe get lucky with a dagger to the stomach or something.

It's always entertaining when we get jack story threads. Sometimes you get some crossover in /fit/'s fps threads and those are the best.

>world has ever known AKU
>suddenly bizarre man in a dress appears
>screeches about how Aku is wrong
>fights the Akutriarchy


Fucking Samurai Justice Warriors

>suddenly
>forgetting the MOST WANTED MAN on the planet
How do you not rememrb the Scottsman? Before Jack ever showed up the Scott and his band of shitters were destroying the place. Don't act like this is a new thing, Aku breaks them all eventually but it's not like sjws were new to the scene. I'm glad the Scott and his retards were wiped out though, bout time, wasn't he like 100 at this point?

>Jacks finds the sword
>at the same time the robot informs aku jack has no sword
>aku flies across the world at break neck speeds to smite the fool
>aku finds jack with sword
>series ends


POETRY

I tried asking around on /o/ and /k/ in hopes of maybe finding the right weapon or just run him over, but even there people say not to bother, since he's gonna break this shit with a few slices.
I kinda belive that. My friend is a beetle drone, and he pisses himself with oil every night just after seeing the chink. I don't fucking know how he does it, BDs aren't even supposed to take leaks.

I'm glad that lunatic scotsman terrorist was finally stopped by aku
Now I can feel safe again at home

w-what?

His daughters are apparently still around. theyre pretty cute though, im conflicted. on the one hand they're terrorists but on the other i wanna fug em

Get a job at one of the penal facilities, maybe one will end up there

Death by Snu snu is always an option

>Aku
>Get the electrogloves

This post is pretty meta and I appreciate that.

SamuraIDF pls go and stay go

>be me
>6 ft EXTRA THICC robot, bounty hunter
>pretty good at my job, killing schmuks who oppose Aku's beauty
>one day at a bar
>some fucker takes me on a bet
>to catch the fucking SJ
>he must be nuts
>puts money on the table
>take money, bolt
>get to samurai, the fucker just stands
>get nervous, wires start to spill out of my pockets
>decide to say some shit to intimidate him
>"f-foo..."
>he looks up
>hear a sudden "WHACHA" playing in the distance
>instantly fall over, wires spilling all over the floor from my pockets
>put down by a fucking death stare
does /aku/ have any shameful stories regarding Samurai Justice Warriors?

>>gets called ''foolish samurai!''
that shit triggers me to no end!

Gachimuchi Jack when?

>He thinks Aku created the sky and stars

I bet you also think he's the "Master of Masters".

The Daughters of Aku are CUTE!
CUTE!

I want them to call me scum and a fool!

Why doesn't Aku just rape the samurai?

He's tried that like twice

adventure time went this bad?

>No one bats and eye to the Scottish clans
Can't y'all see they're the ones behind all this!?

Duh, he's also the Shogun of Sorrow

Clapping is one thing but audience members wooing always pisses me off.

the fact they did this to that cartoon though, jesus christ

>be me
>own small army of robots with missle launchers arms and gattling gun penises
>get a call from out glorious lord and master Aku
>shitting pants
>aku tells me to kill the Foolish Samurai
>tells me that he will pay me infinity Akubucks
>I accept
>i march with my army to some bumfuck field in the middle of nowhere
>see something in the distance, just sitting there
>it's the samurai
>"CHAAAAAAARGE"
>army instantly gets decimated by the foolish samurai warrior
>i'm the only one left
>"f-foolish samu-"
>samurai cuts my fucking head off
>can now type with only my nose
I fucking hate the foolish Samurai. One day Aku will save us.

And the Deliverer of Darkness

samurai jack is my favorite series of all time

it just hits so many spots for me

i was a huge dexters fan and i would secretly watch power puff girls with my sister

How are you people getting all these high res shots of Jack and the Master? Are you spies or something?

You'd be amazed at what you can do when you aren't a Beetle Drone.

Fuck off you double jack I'm reporting you to the mods. Enjoy getting black bagged fuckface.

>beetle drones are this sensitive
Just face it, you're nothing compared to Our Master's REAL warriors.

I heard they're naked!

underrated

Aku didn't create the Stars, everyone know it was the sun and moon who did

>WAKE UP SHEEPLE MUH CELTIC RUNES ARE BEHIND IT ALL
Fuck off back to /x/. I bet you think Aku didn't really create this world, too, you fucking nutjob.

>Beautiful piece

I'm dead.
I am living in a cartoon

Which he also created, are you fucking retarded?

You fucks are the reason why so many human villages are being stomp into the ground. Let in all those space immigrants who are mostly CRIMINAL, into are homes and fields.


I bet you oil beetle drones to you sick fuck.

>be me
>hear all the stories from my friends about how they met the samurai and lived
>want to try and have a piece with him but too much of a wimp
>malaise.jpg

how

>thinking our lord and master would let filthy criminals in
>not understanding the many plights of foreign worlds
>shitting this hard on immagrants
fucks sake user, not everyone who wasn't born in your dirt paddy is a terrorist immagrant. Even if they WERE the beetleborgs keep us safe, if your shithole of a third world village got destroyed it's because you brought it on yourself by defying Aku's will. Maybe your skirt wearing saviour will come and teach you some karate moves to keep the big bad immigrants away? KEK

this whole interaction is gold