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>finally looks up this "FF7 House"
WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK

Fandom's a crazy place.

Babby Galra are cute!

>The Lancekin House

The FFVII House is still fresh on my mind why must you do this

gotta love the mice

Micetron! That is cute! CUTE!

Why is there a Shiro mouse?

Oh, you.

I'd read it years ago and forgot most of it, but I reread it tonight

jesus christ

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Shh, the tumblr and Discord fags reading this will get mad.

Lance and Keith mouse are wrong and it's triggering me.

I used to be okay with Lance but he is so overrated and has one of the most insane fandoms I've ever seen.

>one of the most insane fandoms I've ever seen
You obviously weren't around last thread.

Let them get mad, we'll tell them to fuck off.

Why doesn't the Pidge mouse bother you? It's blue and a boy mouse.

What happened? Did I miss a happening?

"The FF7 House" google it user

Last thread there was some discussion about crazy fandom wank shit, FF7 house in particular.

Basicallly we talked about something that sounds too good to be true, but it actually is. It's horrifying what people can do sometimes, the abuse they can thrust on others. It also is a reminder of what happens when you enable a mentally ill person.

But what happened?

I really don't want to google it.

Some poor college kid ends up trapped with and abused by some FF7 crazies who believe video games were real in a past life

>crazies who believe video games were real in a past life
The psychology that would allow this just seems SO alien to me. Like, there are actual communities of people who literally believe that they are reincarnated souls of FICTIONAL CHARACTERS who really exist in ALTERNATE REALITIES.

What would even be the plot if they're all Lance? Or would it be like that Teen Titans episode with Raven's personality being split

Jesus, hope hes all right.

He lived to tell the tale to the internet so I assume he's okay. It's a crazy read: z3.invisionfree.com/ffo/ar/t8592.htm

I hope Hunk gets the time to shine in future seasons.

>all this shit
Well
uh
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>"Pew?"

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Who was in the right here?

The Lancekins invited a known Keithkin who is into sheith inside their home where they starve, beat, torture, and constantly fight the Keithkin until he manages to escapes.

Why is she so based?

Hunk will be the fat comic relief character forever.

For laser onomatopoeia? Pidge.

So many little boys are gonna realize they are gay because of Shiro. Too bad there's no futch lady for little lesbians to latch onto.

>best bayard weapon
>best color scheme
>smartest
>cutest
>snarkiest
>reverse trap-est

This. Pidge is too boyish and Allura is too girlish. This show really does need more XX.

I get the feeling Merla will be the futch. She had that look in the comics.

>the bitch
You missed one

>Merla
Reminder that Lotor is a fucking idiot.

I am a literal faggot but even I want to squeeze her tits.

Lotor has no taste.

>best color scheme
Green is only my third favorite color but it's close enough as nobody matches the other two.

>reverse trap-est
is that even a word

Lotor chases after Allura when THAT is what Merla looks like? What the fuck?

Dem mommy issues 2 deep 4 u.

Lotor is retarded.

looks like Zarkon was ready to get a piece of that

>dat ass
>unzips

I want her to torture some dudes.

>>reverse trap-est
bad news for you.

What did user mean by this?

Never read these comics or watched the original series but Sven looks mighty pissed off at Merla here.

She pegged him when he was in Galra captivity.

What the fuck don't make me ship Shiro/Merla

Hot.

What if this is the pairing that ends up happening.

I like the sound of this.

SHIRO AND MERLA?
THIS IS MY FETISH.

But imagine the porn.

Have you not seen LD Allura? I would wait 10,000 years for a chance at that, too. Plus, if Merla is a pure Galra, she'll probably look like a fuzzy thumb sticking out of an oven like the rest of her race.

I was talking about the comics, user. Merla is way hotter than Allura.

>ywn stir arousal in Allura by massaging her ears

>implying fuzzies aren't hot
Fuck off.

I fear the fandom reaction.

>Ywn plan the entire enslavement of the galra race with her
Galra's need to be gassed

DAYUUUUM GIRL DEM HIPS

Why is there no R34 for her

Commission someone

She got him pregnant

What if Merla was the Weblum Galra?

Some people have theorized it.

Makes more sense than Matt.

I'm not completely sold on it but I prefer it over the theory that the Weblum Galra would be Romelle, Lotor or Keith's mom.

Weblum Galra identity:

>Rando
likely

>Lotor
meh

>Romelle
unlikely

>Merla
ok

>Keith's mom
terrible

>Matt
retarded

>Rando
3/10
>Lotor
6/10
>Romelle
5/10
>Merla
7/10
>Keith's mom
1/10
>Matt
-5/10

That's probably Lotor's ultimate plan to get revenge on his father and win Allura's heart in one fell swoop. And Allura's going to be conflicted as fuck about it.

Too bad her she doesn't have an actual character arc.

What a ride! On one hand, it's a sad story, but on other, both victims and abusers were equally messed up in their heads. We need to find a cure for autism quickly.

Here's something good you've never seen before.

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They're called "kin" and really ought to be euthanized for the greater good.

He needs to be the Hunky voice of reason, stop playing so safe and actually grow a back bone.

Hardly a weapon, and I'm saying with my waifu being pidge.

That includes about half the entire main cast. Being a Hunk, Lance, or Coran fag must be suffering.

Lance had some struggles with self-esteem. Hunk, yes, I agree. Coran I don't particularly care about since he's not really the main character, he's a comedic sidekick.

I'm bothered because Pidge is the one who has personal struggle laid out to her, she's the one who's really driven to do things instead of just falling into the adventure, but she never does struggle. Keith gets beaten into pulp trying to find his answers, Pidge just browsed some Garla files in her free time.

She had more plot dedicated to her than Lance, but I definitely agree she gets a cakewalk instead of proper trials. She got the second easiest trial in unlocking her lion bond, first being Lance whose lion got freely handed to him.

Then again for Keith, the Mamora stuff was more suited to him as a character. All his life he's had to endure and struggle, so it made sense. Pidge's character trials are different and they just sort of illuminated the issues in S2.

What I think she need is a temptation. Maybe actually run away from Voltron team chasing the clues, get offered to compromise her morals to get the clues, stuff like this.

I started to support Kallura to spite Klancers/Shillurans and for the BTFO shenanigans but now I'm actually starting to like it for real. Help...

I'm proud of you, user.

Is Lance a bully in canon?

Yes, he's an ass.

He's teasing people, but he doesn't bully them.

Titmonster representation confirmed

I'm fine with this. Pidge x ayylmao is sweet.

Lotor confirmed for worst taste for passing up on delicious drow.

Yes. Getting up in Shiro's face when he chose to take Keith on the Marmora mission was middle school shit.

That wasn't bully but more like throwing a tantrum.

Same difference.

>She will never collar and leash me

He's always sexually harassing Allura but people think it's cute. If I were a chick I would punch Lance in the face.