I'm convinced that the people who didn't like it just didn't get it

I'm convinced that the people who didn't like it just didn't get it.

Maybe that's not fair to them, but I don't care.

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It was fucking shite, mate. It literally opens with a "yo momma" joke. It wasn't high art lmao

Because the movie is poorly paced, edited, and isn't written very well at all,especially from world-building and continuity perspective, maybe only a few characters grow and the trilogy goes back full circle to TFA or New Hope.

let go of the past
the old ways must die

it doesn't get me going

>They just don’t get it maaaaan
Literally the rallying cry of every failed “artist” and their gullible marks.

To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand STAR WARS

It's literally the same people who don't get the DCEU.

*cough*

It's ok while you are watching it, but once it ends and you think about it for even a few minutes it starts to fall apart.

How in the flying fuck did they think having a slow ass ship chase a slightly faster slow ass ship would make for a good premise. Why didn't they just send faster ships out from Snoke's flagship? Why didn't they just have some other ships from their fleet jump in from hyperspace and head them off? How in the hell did Rey and Luke's entire arc take place when Finn and Rose's arc was taking place seemingly in tandem but they were on a crazy tight time crunch to get the codes? Why did nobody say a word about Leia having force powers that she never before used or ever used again?

It was so much better than TFA.
People don't get that this trilogy isn't "real" Star Wars. It's a fan-fiction, or alternate universe, and they need to stop comparing the two.
Once they do that, then they can enjoy it.

Have you ever read actual 'high art'? Most Shakespeare plays are full of low humor. Why? Same reasons as here.

OP - I feel the same as you. It's a bittersweet feeling.

>Shakespeare
>high art
>not pleb shit

That's because you're so fucking stupid that you think you "get" something that isn't there to be "got".

I has been proven that lower IQ folk can be given garbled nonsense and will report it as being profound, because they are incapable of discerning between nonsense and intelligence.

Sorry to be there bearer of bad news, user, but you're retarded.

You missed my point.

It was good, I regret (not really) making 10+ hate threads over the last week.

This, it's also much easier to sell a "deconstruction" with a cynical tone as intelligent than something more optimistic

Ah the pickest of outlying cherries.

This movie changed my life and my entire outlook on my toxic masculinity and milk/meat eating habbits.

I donated to anita and bought twenty different soy based products so I feel like I ammended for doubting this mvie

Shakespeare included lowbrow humour to distract the lower class in the audience so they wouldn't chimp out and ruin the show

People like you really made this board even more shit, which I didn't think was possible post 2014.

Completely different audience. I don't anyone cares about MLB besides bronies. Obviously they people who watch it will already be predisposed to like it.

And? Same reason here, just didn't work.

>Remove the jokes
>More Kylo and Rey
>More Luke raging about how bad the Jedi actually are and how he doesn't trust them anymore
>Remove Casino subplot
>Remove Luke fading away and just cut to credits with him starring at the 2 sunsets
PURE KINO

Why didn't the Empire just use nukes in the OT?

Why is there sound in space?

It's a dumbed down action flick with a few star wars references

Nice bait

This, exactly. Tough being a patrician in a world made for plebeians.

say it with me, my dudes

CINEMATIC

MANSLAUGHTER

>fanfiction
>alternate universe
You're in denial, mate.

George, is that you?? We're sorry.

If they just removed the jokes/finn/rose/casino it might been okay.

Oh and that green character that looked like yoda.

Look at the sample size of each movie.

The funniest thing about all the George dickriding poltards is that they don't realise he had always been a massive lefty who said he envisioned the Rebels as the Viet Cong and the Empire as USA

We're 2 movies into a trilogy and there's no explanation for why Rey is so strong. I just want one aspect of her skill to have development.

>identifying plot holes and inconsistencies with the other seven films is "didn't get it"
Consider therapy.

has bizarre plot holes
wasn't bad
but sure wasn't great

I feel like you're the kind of person who would be extremely impressed if they introduced time travel as a plot element in IX.

So? Seems like a reasonable situation to draw inspiration from.

>stay big mad, mommas boii

less plot holes

Its not about not wanting to let the past go, its about wanting it gone in a respectful manner, not the plot hole filled propaganda shit we got

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Nobody I have talked to irl thinks Luke's arc is out of character yet here it is the most discussed aspect of TLJ in every single star wars thread.

>I'm really trying to think it through and it just doesn't make sense how someone like Rey co--

Um no, sweetie, she's naturally born more talented than a Skywalker could ever hope to be. Just shut down your brain

What was there not to "get"? It was a straight forward movie, my god you star wars dick riders will go any length to protect your movie from criticism. It's a commercialized AAA blockbuster full of quips and silly humor for the lowest common denominator to laugh at while they shove popcorn down their throat and sip on coke cola.

People just regurgitate the things they read

>Patricians vs Plebeians

And?

Because none of those people have watched the original trilogy. They just know it exists.

>Le sjw boogeyman amirite xD

Same reason as Anakin

Who /didntlikethemoviebutforactualreasonsandnotpolreasons/ here?

you're a dumbass faggot. I laugh at you.

>Fix the stupid fucking superwoman scene with Leia
>Tighten relationships
>Give Rey more character and development
>Make Luke less like Logan
>Don't kill Phasma, show her being the badass killing machine the movie wants us to think she is
>Remove casino
>Rework Snoke's death to leave more to the imagination, could he possibly come back? Will his death leave clues about his past? Could he have said something to give us an idea?
>Make Rey ACTUALLY FUCKING TRAIN and not be a badass because the plot demands it, show us fucking flaws please
My list could go on, but this movie is a series of mistakes that could be addressed to make a better movie.

every plot in MLP has at least one hole user

I thought it was well made, but the continuity with TFA and the rest of the movies, the worldbuilding was awful, the script was too convoluted for its own good, Admiral Holdo even if you ignore what she represents is still a minor character that ruined all star wars logic and got the best death in the series, meanwhile luke does some small trick and dies of a heart attack, also I hate what they did to him so much, I don't like Rey anymore I think they did nothing to make her grow as a character, Poe Dameron was the only character with some sort of arc and it was a bad one imo

mom, dad, brothers, friends all watched the OT. I asked my friend if he thought Luke was out of character and he said "no, he always had flaws". But like idk that's just his opinion man.

As a fan: IV=V>>VIII>VI>>>VII>>III>I>>>II
As as a cinephile: V>IV>>VII>>>VI=VII>>>III>I>>II
As an autistic contrarian faggot: III>>V>IV>II>>VI>I>>>>>>VII>>>>>>VIII

Of course he had flaws, because he was an actual character instead of a poster girl for yass slay
But his entire story had him overcoming those flaws
I'm sorry to say but your family is a family of brainlets and you are probably a brainlet too

You're right. We didn't get it. There was nothing there to get.

>Some hand-waved technicalities about physics are the same as a terribly written story with retarded characters
Moron.

>Ask stupid people
>Get stupid opinions

Mind blowing

>7.9 on IMDb
Did the paid negative reviewers just forget to bomb that site too? That's not a bad score

So after rotj Luke is flawless because of a few challenges he overcame? Nothing new is possible? Is this really what you think constitutes a big brain opinion?

It's 7.8 and its going to get lower because it has 1/10 of the votes it's going to hve

TFA was in the imdb top 250 for a while.

Right. Let that sink in.

unironically this

Im afraid digits don't lie and you sir are in fact the brainlet as well as a huge shitlicking faggot.

Please explain what we didn't "get"

Eclipse is all you need

Absolutely this. Even only the last part with Luke would improve the movie vastly.

I got it. I just didn't like it.