>Everyone claims The Last Jedi is SJW propaganda
>Purple haired bitch gets destroyed down to her atoms
>Minorities fall in love with eachother instead of Rey (who falls in love with Kylo)
>Luke is fully redeemed and heroic at the end
>Last shot is a little white child representing the future of the force and the resistance
What the FUCK is everyone on about again?
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kid looks like he's got a little Mexico in him if you ask ms
Literally nobody gives a shit about that after actually seeing all these goddamn plot holes.
If the purple haired bitch had just told Poe what her plan was from the start when he asked instead of going "silly man, sit down, be humble" and leaving him in the dark, he never would have sent Finn and Rose on the mission that led to Benicio fucking over the whole fleet. She got them all killed just so she could feel like she was putting a man in his place.
Yes, that is a plot hole/contrivance. It has literally nothing to do with the film being SJW propaganda. The ending is more than enough proof that star wars is still a typical little boy fantasy film it started off as
Which is actually extremely realistic writing when you think about it.
It's you isn't it, Mike?
The whole movie is fucking Marxist/socialist.
>muh downtrodden underclasses
>treating the heroes like shit
>durr both sides are evil, bro
Pure Marxism, Rian must be a card-carrying communist.
almost like the SJW complaints are just minor
don't forget
>forget your past
No, they're not. This is a philosophically Maoist film; it was written to espouse Maoist doctrinal principles.
>chinese people have a ying yang
so progressive lol
What the fuck you're right
>Rey (who falls in love with Kylo)
You faggots are pathetic.
Since nobody wanted to help Leia maybe the vast majority of the galaxy doesn't give a shit about the First Order?
Apart from primoting discipline and blowing up a few planets they don't seem that bad.
>white
le 56% face
>Rose and Finn go to casino planet
>their concern isn't the literal enslaved children but AWW THEY'RE ABUSING THE ANIMALS
I like this narrative. Also at one point Finn is in CUFFS and gets slapped. We should point this out because it's racist as hell and represents slavery imo. POC should be on uproar this film is so racist rian Johnson may be a Nazi?
>Every single rich person in the whole of the Star Wars universe got rich from selling weapons, and deserve to be trampled to death by space race horses
>Brainlets claim that this brings moral complexity to the series
She could have rammed the ship the second they found out they had no hope of losing the empire, would have saved many, saved support ships, prevented identification of the land base. Cunt.
Just gonna remind you that Kylo will die in 9 and the BBC will have Rey
>Purple haired bitch gets destroyed down to her atoms
lol. She had the most awesome, heroic death in all six movies, she was a great leader that proved toxic Poe Dameron wrong
>Luke is fully redeemed and heroic at the end
>distracts kylo ren for five minutes
>dies of a heart attack
meanwhile in the last movie Rey trashed Kylo Ren without any training, and Lukes death was a dud compared compared to captain tumblr
Don't forget this guy.
>redpilled
>doesn't pick a side because even if one is right, you'd just be dying for an eternal war machine
>is shown to be kind in giving Rose her medallion back when he didn't have to
>only sells out the Resistance to save his own life when they get caught
>is not closed minded and open to opposing arguments, when Finn tells him he's wrong he sincerely responds "maybe."
>gets to live and make it out with his riches without Disney having him get killed/lose his riches/get his comeupance
DJ is literally /ourguy/
>meanwhile Chewbacca eats a porg and nobody gives a shit
Why should she tell every soldier, including a demoted reckless wannabe hero a plan that is built entirely on secrecy?
There are people who say it was racially emasculating to have Finn be handcuffed and tased, and Poe, a hispanic, to be shot after he surrenders
And tons of nigs chimping that the broom kid at the end was white.
Obi-wan and Qui-Gon were stranded on Tatooine and didn't give a shit about enslaved children and were more concerned about getting a car battery until they found out Anakin had medichlorines. They literally tell Padme it's not their concern.
I think in the Star Wars universe, especially when you consider things like Twi'leks, slavery isn't that big of a deal. Droids are shown to be sentient, experience pain and emotions and nobody gives a shit.
>little white child representing the future of the force and the resistance
typical lib fantasy
No it isn't you fag if it was a black child it would be.
>Wannabe hero
>Just destroyed Starkiller base hours earlier
u wot m8
He represents 14 in 1488
Eeeexcellent
i wish i had a little mexican in me desu
Please don't tell me "racially emasculating" is not a phrase and that you just didn't know how to express yourself properly.
That boy is clearly Jewish.
>>Minorities fall in love with eachother instead of Rey
Pfffftahhahaha!
His character if he was in ep 7 could have been something on the same level as han solo
So is Phasma coming back or what?
I give it like a 75% chance.
I really hope this becomes a thing where Phasma gets blown up at the end of every movie
Don't forget about the space jews keeping the war going for profits.
See the truth is, poltards are fucking scared that the only race willing to date autistic white losers is getting brainwashed to go after the black man.
hope she comes back as a bounty hunter working for hux desu
have her attempt to assassinate kylo in the first act
So many shills bleating.
You know it's just a fictional film for kids right?
Yeah who wouldn't want to fuck this Chinese boy....
it's clearly Laotian
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!!
Characters fuck up a lot = "muh plot hole"
Characters never fuck up = "muh Mary Sue"
Wow just like every real life organization / business that fails to succeed. It's like life is just a story with plot holes.
>>durr both sides are evil, bro
Oh, did you mean the philosophy espoused by the greedy duplicitous traitor who sells out his companions? Yes, clearly the film-makers meant for us to agree with him.
im pretty sure Rian Johnson joked that Phasma was like the "Kenny" of SW
Still upset they wasted her, especially after promising to redeem her after making her a complete joke in TFA
It's almost worse that he killed it but DIDN'T eat it.
oh yeah she was an absolute joke, I can't imagine how they though she was gonna be the new Boba the way they treat her.
She's just doing what Boba Fett did, fall into pits.
No one was saying that it was competently made propaganda, but propaganda is exactly what it was
>>Last shot is a little white child representing the future of the force and the resistance
Does this mean Rey will die and this white boy will become the new hero?
well she's got him beat there he only fell into one pit
He will become trans and unite the dark and light side of the force. His name will be darth benis
The only people complaining about it being "propaganda" is Sup Forums retards and falseflagging Disney shills. The movie has plenty of real issues you can complain about.
The only reason Disney is pushing any kind of SJW thing is marketing, pure and simple.
>make a marvel movie
>crank up the SJW identity politics to 11/10
>make it 163 FUCKING MINUTES LONG
rey a mary sue
Literally just say that there is a plan, at least. reassure the people you're supposed to be leading.
Why is it based on secrecy? Everyone on the ship is running for their life
Who is broom kid? Who will broom kid become? Let's take stock of what Sup Forums thinks:
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Because it literally wasn't their concern.
Whereas in TLJ, neither animals nor slaves are Finn and Rose's concern, yet they somehow still care about one, and it's not the slaves.
Wtf I love TLJ now!
Nice try Disney shill
She got them all killed because Poe had been demoted and needed to learn to trust the plan instead of being a hothead who says "fuck it, I'll make my own plan," which is exactly what he did anyway and exactly what fucked them over again. She's not entitled to tell every fucking captain what the plan is so that he can disagree with her again. Poe clearly was pushing his luck with upper command the whole movie and they pushed back.
>Permission to blow stuff up?
>Granted
Incredible
>This
Johnson exposed the whole Trilogy, now even the normies seeing the light.