>Finn deserts with Poe and BB8 >Goes to Maz >She tells them to find "an old friend" (Lando) >Meanwhile Phasma/Hux are hunting them
WHY DID THEY NOT DO THIS
It gives Rey motivation to help her friends. It gives the villains something to do. It removes the nonsensical mutiny plot. It gets rid of Rose, the WORST fucking character ever in any Star Wars movie, worse than fucking Lumpy.
What the fuck happened with this movie? Disney has literally unlimited money, how could they fuck up so bad? Post your improvements!
Lucas Davis
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Aiden Williams
Have Phasma do literally anything
Oliver Lopez
Fire everyone in Disney. Start from scratch.
Matthew Fisher
We don't need good story telling that book ends, or dovetails back into, earlier elements
Hunter Smith
best post
Austin Jenkins
remove that entire fucking plodding fucking chase
Jose Gutierrez
>poe is demoted and locked up for losing their entire fleet of star fighters when they were ordered to run
>he gets angry and defects to the enemy for not having his talents realized
>Poe gives away location of the ships and how to track them
>Learn that Snoke is a meat puppet which is why he only used force moves and not combat abilities. There is a real big bad that is left ambiguous
>finn and the asian get killed while infiltrating the main ship by poe
Adam Morgan
The entire film was irreparably flawed from the fucking title crawl to the end. The whole thing should've have been scrapped. It's not just the plot either.
Alexander Jones
If they did that with Lando you'd all be complaining it's too much like Empire
Asher Cooper
Dude they rehashed scenes and 1:1 dialogue from empire and you're trying to tell me Lando, the one everybody wanted to fucking see, was the problem?
Luke Baker
Billy Dee Williams is a national treasure
Blake Morgan
>Disney has literally unlimited money, how could they fuck up so bad? Rian Johnson had little experience writing or directing. Directed 9 films and 3 tv episodes Wrote 6 films and 1 tv episode
He must of given Kathleen some really good head to land the job.
Parker Perry
Think he's saying that you would be complaining about it being nostalgia porn either way.
Jackson Cook
>not have Luke try to murder his nephew in his sleep
Noah Lopez
Nobody would complain about Lando.
Evan Jones
Of all the things I didn't understand in this movie, I understood this the least. It really is like they wanted to hurt and tarnish the idea of Luke.
John Ortiz
The whole Finn/Rose arc felt lazy.
>They are sent to find a literal macguffin. >They, somehow, are let inside a casino (also, the blandest location on any Star Wars films) full of wealthy people, wearing rags and no money. >They deviated to save animals, because reasons.
I haven't had as many "why is this thing happening?" moments watching a film since Looper.
Oh...
I get it now...
Isaac Powell
They also wanted to hurt and tarnish the whole idea of making risky heroic moves, in a fucking space opera where those acts constantly saved the day in the entire series past
Connor Edwards
Take out literally everything except for the Rey/Kylo Ren relationship and expand on the Snoke backstory. All of the Rey/Ren scenes were great, but this movie was just plagued with shitty scenes and characters I didn't care about.
Noah Johnson
Unless those risky heroic moves are made by stronc independent womyn or POC
Wyatt Scott
I owe this man something, because I truly had no idea that a children's film could ever make me so upset.
Lucas Garcia
Fuck no don't waste anymore screentime on maz she's a shitty character
Liam Foster
>Fire everyone in Disney. Start from scratch. basically this
Jace Wright
>Snoke meat puppet I think this is what JJ will do. Snoke was just some rich asshole that was force sensitive and was consumed by some dark entity and now the body is rotting. But now it has Kylo. In IX Force Ghost Luke will fight the Sith Ghost spooky demon while Rey fights Kylo. Actually this is the plot of any generic exorcism movie: the demon finds a new host.
Cooper Price
Replace those retarded bombers with updated Y-Wings for starters.
Aiden Jenkins
They would have killed him off anyway.
Oliver Edwards
Bombs weren't even nuclear.
Jordan Richardson
>luke discovers kylo/rey link >uses it to try to talk to kylo (voice only) >(a different) failure story is slowly revealed through these dialogues >kylo hates him more with every talk >luke is struggling with it >later >force projection ending
Gabriel Howard
because it's now Nu-Wars
Hudson Flores
>he gets angry and defects to the enemy for not having his talents realized But he just fucking blew their planet death star up there is no way they would trust him
