Merry Christmas son I got you that star wars toy you wanted

Merry Christmas son I got you that star wars toy you wanted

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Thanks for an action figure of my waifu.

LATINX DON'T NEED NO WITE MAN

Is that a pack of deathsticks?

Fuck you too, dad

Thank you Da, I love you.

Fuck you son, it's your fault your mother left us.

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>still getting star wars toys as gifts

It's time for the nu males to grow up

Too much estrogen in the water

Thanks dad, but you forgot Finn. Now how am I supposed to jack off while I slam them together

What kind of mom would leave her son

Niggers, user.
Niggers.

Shit we got an octopus here.

jackie chan wasnt in star wars dad

that carpet is berber

But Moooooom I really wanted the old lady action figure the purple hair and kung fu grip

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i cant hot glue this

It reaches a point where it just looks like she's fresh out of the microwave or something

Is that pronounced (Latin-Ex) or (Lateenks)

Human nemoidian crossbreed from the planet China

cool, now make her kiss with the nigger toy

bruh look at this dude
wait till you see the f- uhohohoh
OH NO NO NO NO
*breathes in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HIS LIPS

WITH HIS JACKIE CHAN DRUNKEN MASTER LOOKIN ASS

From the thumbnail she just looks like a janitor with a bottle of coke. She also looks that way when I click on it though

Why can't I take her clothes offf, wtf

Why are the eyes so poorly painted?

I can now see why they went with an uggo instead of a cute girl, since China would have completely lost their minds and nuked Disney if a Chinese actress kissed Finn.

Thanks Mum!

J U S T
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The X is silent.

are you implying there are no cute asian girls from other countries? these people wanted ugly since conception, just look at the rest of the fucking cast

Is that the yellow poweranger? Good choice, yellow>pink

>...Of course not you gotta boil it first

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Fuck China


holy shit why do we bow down to these commie chinks

just nuke them

>hire attractive people for capeshit
>hire uglies for star wars

fuck sake disney

because they could simply implode the USD at any time

Upside is that her body is so shapeless you could just do a headswap with a male figure and pretend it's Zek the Space Plumber.

>making a bait thread with literal toy figurines for children
Manbaby fuck off back to pol or r9k thx

>Juicy Couty
What did she mean by this?

Would you guys want the figurine if Rose looked like this?

Why didn't they just make Paige the new character? She's hot af.

I SHED THE BLOOD OF THE YELLOW MEN
I SHED THE BLOOD OF 4000 YELLOW MEN

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>you...you can't eat action figures silly dadde
>not like that you can't. You gotta boil it first, so the glue gets soft.

the future is theirs user

I miss Christopher Lee

unexpected Charlemagne reference

4000 GOOKS ALL DEAD IN ONE DAY!
THEY WOULD NOT RENOUNCE THEIR HEATHEN WAYS!

Cum tribute it and send the pic to the parent who got it.

The toy is somehow not as ugly as the real thing.

kelly tran is vietnamese not Chinese

Such charisma and presence will not be seen in many modern actors, especially with diversity casting as it could be too intimidating, Daniel Day Lewis could be the closest we have.

only daniel day lewis is now retired

no

Wow you even get a buttplug with it, how progressive.

Thanks mom, let me just fetch the hotglue real fast. Also I don't want to be disturbed for the next hour or so.

> i asked for a chinky, da

This always makes me sad ;_;

Is that a soy sauce or szechaun sauce bottle?

“But I wanted Luke and Kylo Ren”

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I JUST WANTED MY LITTLE PONY STUFF DAD!

These toys are gonna sell like shit. You thought Finn sold bad? This girl is bargain-bin bound along with the female ghostbusters toys.

Is this loss?

leave kino to me

I know. What sort of parents would give their daughter a nigger baby for christmas?

(((Hasbro)))

I appreciate you

I thought it was a half drunken beer bottle

>Jyn Erso costs $16.82

Based R1

Pretty sure its her taser

YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE

I TOLD YOU I WANTED THIS ONE

My local wallmart had hardly any Star Wars toys..
>Montana

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little kids dont play with action figures anymore this isn't 1995

Did she live long enough to warrant a toy?

no

aliens who show up for like 1 second in a cantina get toys and huge EU backstories

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ponda_Baba

I don't see why any kid would want to play with her. Frankly Rose gives me nightmares

No, but when has screen time ever stopped Hasbro from making a figure?

But he actually looks unique.
Human facial features don't work to make a toy look unique.

Based octopus

>Merry Christmas son I got you that star wars toy you wanted

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>murrican calling china commie
They literally have more economic liberty than you do these days.

Silly daddy

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why? So you can just say "fuck you" a bunch of times?

Oh boy. A Roseanne doll. Just what I wanted.

Would you let her suck your dick??

I'll just bin the toy and jerk off with the package instead

Who?

>Black guy in prison jumpsuit
DISNEY NOOOOOOO

hue

12 dollars for a plastic chink made by chinks

I WANT ROSE TO SHIT IN MY MOUTH

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Good to see Zuvio still hanging on