Post yfw the series ends and this bitch survives

>Post yfw the series ends and this bitch survives

Will she keep producing sexy daughters?

GOT AWAY WITH EVERYTHING

I still think she was one of the kids at Aku's storytime.

The timeline matches up.

She's the kid who played Aku.
Yes he was actually a she.
Aku's love ended her tranny illness.

I'm hoping for worst end. Jack and Ashi die, Aku lives.

>Aku kills ashi's mother for being a bitch

It will no longer matter, if Aku dies she will go to a place that should've been made centuries ago, prison.

EVEN BETTER.

Will we ever see her face?

Aku claims his rightful place as protagonist...

Show becomes very successful, very profitable. most loved...

Renewed for 27 more seasons...

If we still had Mako, I'd say fund it.
But not with Gregku.

I miss Mako...

We're not making the real questions here
why the fuck she wasn't naked?
She have poor compromise with the cause if you ask me

>Ashi dies
>Instead of going back to his own time, he goes back to around the time they are being trained
>Frees them and adopts them

>Without mako
Nope

Isn't it common knowledge how all cult leaders are hypocrites who refuse to heed the words their followers obey

What if it gets really dark
Like aku murders her and it's real graphic

But hes also bored and absent minded so its even more eerie

>her head gets cut off by Jack
>the battle is done, everyone leaves
>camera zooms in on her
>her head scuttles away like a scarab

>spend all those months rearing 7 daughters
>bear 7 children in the span of minutes, tearing your vagoo
>spend all those years training them to kill Jack
>6 of them die within minutes
>the 7th gets JACKED

J U S T

I feel like she's going to come across Scaramouche, learn what he knows, and then crush him before rushing off to tell Aku the news so she can be his new right hand.

Well memed user

i have no doubt that during the inevitable High Priestess encountering Aku episode, Aku will be like "who the fuck are you?" and will get annoyed and disintegrate her or something.

Pretty much this. Who cares if she lives or dies when her life's mission was a failure? The shame of letting down her cult is reward enough.

I could see him learning jack is back in action and that the high priestess not only failed to kill him but basically directly cause him to Remember His Purpose and just snap and get enraged and straight up kill her

At least she'll have her lesbian sect.

Actually a solid theory tbpqfhmf

Let's hear some predictions of the final battle.

>Aku is too late to stop Jack from reclaiming his sword
>is forced to retreat
>starts having a mental breakdown on how the samurai is going to be around forever
>NO! NO MORE!
>THE SAMURAI WILL DIE!
>he calls in everyone
>every assassin
>every bounty hunter
>every robot drone
>every demonic minion
>he amasses an indescribably huge army to the foot of his dark citadel
>WHEN THE SAMURAI COMES YOU WILL ALL DESTROY HIM!
>But master, how do you know he will come here?
>Aku creates a time portal at the top of his tower
>HE WILL COME.

1/2

Holy fuck this would make me so livid.

This would actually be great

2/2

>Jack learns of the portal
>he knows that he can't get to it past Aku's army
>not alone
>enter ghost Scotsman and an army made up of every ally from the first four seasons
>Woolies
>Archers
>the fish men
>the jumping monkeys
>the ravers
>the spartans
>the dragon
>the moth aliens and their fleet
>the shaolin monks
>everyone
>cue amazingly over-the-top battle sequence
>Aku enters the fray just as Jack is about to reach the portal
>starts destroying his friends
>Jack turns back to save them
>every time that Aku is struck, he tries to escape, only to be stopped by Jacks allies
>Jack prepares to finish off Aku while the scene references their first battle
>Aku is defeated and Jack enters the portal

That would actually be really awesome.
Maybe not even for any moral reason, just Aku is having a crappy day and the cult mother shows up screaming and worshiping him.
Either that or Ashi goes back to the cult hideout she was raised in and kills the mother/frees any other children.

This would be so satisfying.

She'll kill herself after Ashi introduces her to her boyfriend Jack.

>Yfw she turns out to be the mother of the baby Jack saved and wants vengeance on him for warping her child's mind

I wouldn't mind as long as he laughs at her for not having Aku's phone number.

What if the ending is after Aku is defeated, it shows Jack, Ashi, and a few kids (Maybe Jack's, maybe not) and it's him recounting his story to them.
>Long ago, in a distant land, I, Jack...

>thinking she hasn't hit menopause within that 50 years
nah

The daughters are about 20 years old, so the Priestess would have been 30 when she had them.

I can foresee that happening and basically getting the exact ending as pick related

She's just the average Asian mother.

She wont be decapitated but she'll get stabbed and thrown off a cliff

That would be perfect, and now I'm sad that it likely won't happen.

I just want the series to end with Aku realizing that he needs Jack in order to sate his immortal boredom, prank him, and throw him through another portal in time. Is that so wrong?

I would be okay with this.

This seems likely, but I'd be sad as fuck to see scatbot go that way

It's incredibly obvious she'll die and/or at the very least have a sad backstory motive.

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Oh, hi Brak.

Brak?

This is Ashi! Say something nice about her!

I wanna put my dick in her ass

>The Samurai looked awful sad lady. I tried dancing, jokes, even offered him my last can of beans and he still wouldnt smile to old Brak! Say, why dont you give Jack a smooch? That always cheers me up when Mom gives me a smooch on the noggin'. Like this one time, I was hanging out with muh buddy Zorak and..."

>Priestess is in her 60s
That would explain the autism of the septuplets

>not the cricket girl
C'mon, both got black hair.

Please enough with the shoop. We all know who the Old Lady is.
>It's Lulu.

I hope its this

Good fucking work user youre hired!

What if he gets back to the past and stops Aku there? She would cease to exist.

I doubt the kids were all hers.

I like your hair...
And... your dress!

>Defeat the Evil in the Distant Future
>Return to the Past and slay the Evil before it ever created the dystopian future you lived a life time in
No seriously, what's going to be their answer to the time paradox?

Maybe Jack just comes to terms with the past being fucked and himself being unable to do anything about it.
There is future still.

No feels. I'm just aware that in the end we'll have a new series about a gender-swapped samurai (ashi) vs a gender-swapper aku (that bitch) with the help of a gender-swapped scotsman (flora)

Leaves from the vine

>Aku is defeated and Jack enters the portal
>epilogue
>Jack comes out of the portal
>everything seems to be as he left
>meets a japanese kid
>asks about directions to the family palace
>kid shows him a way
>arrives at the palace and enters
>there is a familiar shaped statue at the distance
>Jack walks towards it while aliens and monsters turn up left and right behind him
>it is a statue of a monstrous female on top of the defeated imtations of Jacks friends
>there is a writing
>Praise Empress Ashi, daughter of the mighty Aku and Dark ruler of the land
>WATCHA

the only way i can be ok with "jack decides to stay" ending is that if the ghosts of his parents talk to him one last time and tell him to let go the past. jack deserves some closure

Average Asian mother can't pop out septuplets

I take it you haven't been watching the show at all?

welp im going to bed sad now, thanks user!

THE FAE SORCERESS

CUUUUUUUTE

She probably smells a whole lot better now

Who dicked her hard enough for her to have septuplets?

BRAAAAAP?

Borp

Aku, obviously

we literally see them born you troglodyte

>Either that or Ashi goes back to the cult hideout she was raised in and kills the mother/frees any other children.
>Ashi comes back "home" after Jack has finished Aku off
>She stumbles across her mother with a new set of daughters
>She's ready to put her whole plan into motion again
>Ashi kills her right there
>Takes the babies with her
>Raises them as real children

We barely see shit. They could all be from different moms for all we know.

Bump

yeah, sure, troglodyte, there were a bunch of very quiet women giving birth juuuuuuuuuust off-screen

>Tells Aku Jack lost his sword
>Aku opens peephole flames on Jack
>Jack has sword back already

F high priestess

This bitch is a Ragyo tier cunt

The he problem with this theory us that the Daughters all had the exact same face

Gennedy doesn't usually do that same face shit unless explicitly trying to show that the characters are related

They were obviously septuplets

Does she even know that 6 of her daughters got killed by Jack, while the last surviving one will eventually fuck him?

>not even a single mention of Ashi's role in te finale

if this bitch kills Scaramouche then I'm gonna freak

Two different timelines. Also solves the "If I do this, my friend would never have been born"-dilemma as well.

Jack has been on a guilt trip for not returning to the past early on in the show so returning to it is going to happen. Probably the only twist on it is that Jack sends Ashi with the sword back in time, because if the time travel would reverse his non-aging curse, he would turn into a shriveled grandpa the moment he takes it and thus would be useless.

Either that, or he leaves Ashi to continue his legacy as he returns to the past. Ashi is an ideal candidate because she mirrors the future timeline itself, an abused victim turned violent but which still has a sliver of the beauty and good behind all the blackness.

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Even if she lives, she'll get to watch as her beloved Aku's empire crumbles to dust around her.
Hell, maybe she'll even become an insane hermit living in the ruins of her cult's temple.

She probably smelled like Hibachi before.

>tfw no barbecue scented waifu

>Ashi and Jack finally defeats Ashi's mother

>Ashi's mother: You worthless scum! you will die. You will die a horrible death. Die samurai, die die. Aku is the master of all masters. You're a parasite living of his generosity. You don't understand his kindness. His forgiveness! Aku will punish you, die die samurai! WHY WON'T YOU DIE!

>Ashi realizes her mother was just brainwashed as well
>they spare her and show her how misguided she is. They join forces.