I won't tell you who I am; but let's just say I'm close enough to the RLM guys to know what they thought about The Last Jedi. They're not releasing the episode until tomorrow, so let these small details tide you over:
>Mike liked it and insists it's a better movie than Rogue One and The Force Awakens
>Jay enjoyed it but had several issues with it, mainly the lack of character motivation and convenient plot points
>Rich is a bit more unsure, claiming he liked some parts but spends a solid 5 minutes ranting about what he thought was stupid, including most scenes with Luke on the island
>I won't tell you who I am; but let's just say I'm close enough to the RLM
Hi Rich Jay or Mike
Austin Edwards
Makes sense Rich hates the Jedi
Also no shit most of us with brains knew they were going to like if not love it
Noah Gutierrez
I can't wait until they (correctly) praise Luke's characterization and the great ending of this movie. The plebs in this board are gonna go nuclear. RELEASE THE DAMN VIDEO ALREADY!
Chase Foster
Josh here, We actually agreed that for every new thread on Sup Forums about the review we're delaying it an hour.
Sebastian Rivera
It's gonna be the third time in a row that Sup Forums loses their shit that RLM doesn't agree with their highly specific and wrong circle-jerk opinion on Star Wars.
Levi Gray
>LARPers are now posting spoilers for REVIEWS I want out of this timeline
Connor Gray
cringe
Levi Myers
all three will bash the superman Leia
Cooper Davis
>josh >being relevant in anyway what so ever with RLM production kek
i actually believe this could be him, because of how delusional and desperate it sounds
Christian Torres
Sounds like you guys watched the movie at 10% brain capacity and didn't spend much time to rethink it afterwards.
Andrew Brown
hey, this is mike's gf. please stop pretending. thanks.
Jacob Flores
Obviously. That shit is indefensible. I imagine all three of them will also shit on the casino scene. Possibly on Rose, too? Maybe not. Maybe Mike will be fine with her.
Samuel Russell
>agreeing with the people who made Space Cop
I want them to like it. If I ever agree with these hacks on a movie I'll kms
Matthew Bailey
If they enjoyed it, they would not wait an entire week to release a review
Bentley Bell
why are there so many threads about these youtubers?
Justin Watson
Jay's main problem is gonna be the awful pacing this movie had. This movie is a god damn mess. He's gonna appreciate its ambition, though.
James Foster
Brainlet detected.
Jose Ward
they are apart of board culture or some shit. they dictate if people liked the movies they watched.
Brody Bell
Nobody fucking cares at this point, they missed their chance.
Gabriel Johnson
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Alexander Mitchell
The fact that these guys are still posted here amazes me. There's really no avoiding it, I've grown up, and Sup Forums simply remains infancy. Look, RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. What do I mean by this?
Well, I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, Sup Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
>inb4 some retard (incorrectly) goes hurrr reddit spacing, as though RLM threads weren't as reddit as they come.
Nicholas James
kill yourself you obese redditor freak
Juan Hernandez
Is this the LARPing thread? I saw Mike at a grocery store in Milwaukee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Brody Robinson
This is horse shit cause they JUST released the episode RIGHT NOW.
Adrian Wood
I met Mike at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Mike shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big RLM fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Mike was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Mike and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
Adam Morris
what disingenuous opinions have they ever espoused?
Grayson Foster
very cool
Tyler Cook
>LARPING E-celeb faggot thread Please end your life
Jacob Watson
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they liked it but I want to see them justify the flimsy motivations of the low speed space chase that the entire plot of the movie hinges on
Jaxson Adams
Yesterday was peak hype, nobody cares anymore.
Luke Lewis
Who fucking cares, are you too stupid to make your own opinion?
Thomas Rodriguez
They're probably going to like, which makes me sad.
Alexander Robinson
What if there talking to hollywood execs right now?
