You will never be Adam Driver

>You will never be Adam Driver
What is the point of living?

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needs another nuke imo

Did he fuck Daisy? Be honest, I envy him.

didnt jap women also go crazy for some fucking gorilla in a zoo?

I'm very happy for him but I also like being me, even though my life isn't as glamorous and nobody will remember me after I die unless I snap and shoot in a school or shoot an unarmed black guy on the job yeah I have to say it's just fine being me. Adam's p. cool I like him.

Japanese people love Jim Jarmusch. Do you think Paterson is popular over there?

looking at adam driver is like looking at a funhouse reflection of myself

Japanese chicks have no basis for who is attractive in the west. Tall + White = 10/10 to them

>You will never be in terrible Star Wars sequels

Feels good, kid.

>will never have to do a sex scene with Lena Dunham

Lol I'm fine with not being him

Yes I will. I am literally Adam Driver, ask me anything.

But Kylo is the best part of the sequels.

>Japanese people love Jim Jarmusch
Probably because 1/3 of Mystery Train was in Japanese with Japanese actors.

Thank you for your service

T. Sailor

Not even tall, they went nuts for Tom cruise

what a qtpa2t on the right

Honestly I believe you. Paterson was nice, I don't give a shit about soy wars.

What service lol I broke my anus

>Implying his fanclub wasn't started by horikoshi

Why are nip girls so cute?

because we have yellow fever

Surgery.

Actually she hates him because he kept pranking her on set
Still gave her the D though

Dead Man anime when

That's Korea, mate.

>from a show called "Girls"
>is the only one that made it big

Thanks man

how did he kill snoke by stabbing him in the side when maul canonically was cut in half and fell down an endless hole and survived

hell even anakin was cut pretty much in half and was set on fire afterwards

They have very cute faces but their bodies usually leave much to be desired.

t. white woman

Maul kept himself alive through pure hatred. In other words, an ass pull.

>Cute Japanese girls
>their bodies usually leave much to be desired
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA what a fucking faggot you are.

>Adam has his own Japanese Harem

Women love big men.

>Short
>Cute
>Round asses
>Thick thighs
>Perky small-medium tits
>their bodies usually leave much to be desired
Yeah okay

THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE DRIVER

This dude is comfortable in his own skin and actually likes himself. What the hell is he doing here?

That's strange, that's the only time I see him showing a genuine smile. What's he thinking?

This is true. White women can't resist my black dick.
Inb4 buttmad pol babies.

>thin
>usually decent legs because they don't drive everywhere
Going to Japan was nice. It's just nice to go to a country where everyone isn't super fucking fat.

Maybe they're all depressed, but in my country it really seems like everyone has given up on life. Fat, greasy, they don't wash, wear tracksuits in public, pierce their faces, tattoo everything and bleach their hair until it falls out.
It just makes me sad.

Ah- Adam Duraivuru san~

>"Both of these girls are going to have my cum on their faces later"

I find a lot of Asian women hot, they’re usually prettier than white women but white women usually have better bodies, so it’s a trade off.
>Round asses
>Thick thighs
>t. hasn’t seen Asians outside of internet porn

for you

Oh fuck off.

I never said they had plump round asses and wide set hips to accentuate their thighs.

I don’t know why my comments generate so much butthurt. I’m probably equally as attracted to Asian women as white women, I just like each for different qualities. Asian facial features really appeal to me, but I prefer the Milana Vayntrub/Christina Hendricks body type, which very few Asian women have. It’s a matter of personal taste, I guess. I don’t give a fuck that you’re into skinnier women, I’ll respect your opinions if you’ll respect mine.

Get the fuck out you normie faggot, fuck you.

I don't care what colour their skin is as long as they're petite.

I love shorties.

You fuck off, Sup Forums likes T H I C C women AND has yellow fever

Both at the same time is ideal.

This made me kek for some reason.

god damn lucky ugly fuck

>Christina Hendricks
>liking normie meme titcows
gtfohtbqhfam

he prolly did, just look at how she looks at him, she wants his D even now

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Go to JavLibrary and check the Big Tits and Big Asses tags.

I’m very tempted, but I’m making myself no longer watch porn as I’ve had an epiphany and I want to live as a Christian from now on. I’ll probably stop using Sup Forums altogether as it’s a cesspool with the occasional glint of gold here or there.

OUTER

this is great I look exactly like him, now I just need to go to japan for that free chink puss

Oh fuck off.

Did Hori dress as Kylo? kek

SPACE

He went to Japan with Spiderman to save Qui-Gon Jinn.

Did they save him though?

Why do nips love white men more than their own kind?

It's because he was in that Scorsese movie about Japan baptisming Christians.

>tfw when you forgot to turn the sound off before starting a JAV
It's hot shit but Jesus nothing makes my dick limper than hearing a Jap girl ''moan''
Sounds like a pig getting slaughtered

No one likes asian bois They're on the lowest tier of males according to females.

Adam would never betray his wife

If you're asian I wouldn't feel bad about this pic - the girls go on to salivate when asked about black guys.

>doesn't know kpop idols have tons of western fangirls

the white man face with the chisled jaw and strong cheekbones/brow is extremely appealing. add in blue eyes, light hair and wide sholders and you've got yourself an 11/10.

thats why I only watch amature JAVs, the moans are scripted to be horrible because nip men like that for some reason

False. According to the dating app study

>b-but my cuck fantasies!

>black females
Theyre so shit even black men want them the least

Who else misses Kylo Ren from TFA?
Voice excerpts:
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Yeah as long as you're not fat and greasy, any white guy who goes to Japan would have no problem picking up chicks. Just be white and taller than 5'7".

dont be a beanpole either, no one likes a twig

What do Japanese teens think of Silence?

honestly he's not bad looking, in fact he's pretty attractive with facial hair
t. femanon

I mean, have you seen the obesity rates for black people? Hollywood ain't showing it, but the statistics sure are

BREACHED

i dont know, they look kinda skinny in africa

Dude looks like an Asian guy with western eyes and jawline, of course they love him.

>everyone wants asians
Fucking weebs. A few asians are top tier but most of them are just short and average

too easy

They do in Japan, buddy.

Husbando Ren.

I feel like it's easier for Asians to have something disastrously fucked up with their face

Nah women prefer darker hair and eyes on white men.

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It's true. Blonde hair and light eyes are seen as feminine. I am sorry to ruin your alt right nazi loving dreams.
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Nothing about eye colour in there at all

Brown hair, blue eyes remains the master race

Chicks fucking dig it, my dude, I can confirm

This. This is why all the jap male models, jpop stars, videogame characters etc all look like twink fuccbois.
Japs also associate muscularity mostly with being gay.