The Zoo

>You will never live in a zoo

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>implying we aren't already

Really? People are drawing other characters with that tacky outfit?

Look, the reason the Zoomans are all such high grade hotties is the systematic breeding. It has nothing to do with those hideous loincloth/vest monstrosities.

We do live in a zoo.

We are the remnants, those consciences who for one reason or another remained when their earthly bodies were incinerated in 1977. Now we float the networks, consuming and randomising data. Forever. Running it back to ourselves, trying to understand. Trying to move forward, all for the entertainment of some unknowable entity.

Perhaps they too are locked in the process, in some other 1977 incident on planets not yet known.

People don't make sense.
Like slave Leia is hot because it's a strong woman being reduced to nothing. She's a sex slave for the amusement of others.
Her generic outfit has nothing to do with it. Yet it's the most popular outfit in porn.

In this scenario, I think it absolutely was the fact that it was Carrie Fisher in essentially a bikini that made it hot.

Nah. Carrie Fisher wasn't an attractive woman. She had a really long face.

>such high grade hotties is the systematic breeding
I'm so glad you aren't going to contribute to the gene pool. The population they had wasn't large enough, we saw plenty of recessive genes expressed. And Blue Diamond (or Rebecca Sugar) wouldn't have culled the herds. That zoo was destined to breed morlocks.

It wasn't the bikini, it was the starving herself and the cocaine that made her hot in that bikini. Gotta have the body for the clothes.

>we saw plenty of recessive genes expressed
Are you saying the background characters depicted in this cartoon had some shortcuts taken with their designs?

Because if you're not, then it's probably just the autism talking.

UNLESS IT'S A FARM

in my defense, user asked to draw any waifu in that costume in a drawthread

...but, You'll continue with that, doesn't it?

Their genetics made no sense. If they had been there for many, many generations with such a small population they would have all looked like that brown girl from the Tumblr parody infographic. Instead they were (actually) diverse.

>darling, i'll do it again

That video is written so god damn well.

What are you referring to?

Not just any bikini, but a weird fetishist bikini.

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It's not small gene pools which cause regression towards the mean, it's jack of defining boundaries. And you have an AI which is selectively breeding them.

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So does it wrap around under the groin or is it more of an open floor plan?

Breeding them with whom? Unless there's been a sudden die-off within the last generation or the computer is okay with repeated incest, there really aren't enough people of each skin color to form a constantly diverse population.

I got the reference man

>or the computer is okay with repeated incest
Why wouldn't it be? They've had all recessive diseases/defects in the gene pool bred out ages ago.

Don't forget that people can be stronger/faster/taller/blacker than either of their parents, so it's not like you're just mixing colors together and can only get brown. Genetics doesn't work that way. You know how selective animal breeding can be done to create novel extremes that are unlike any of their ancestors? Why would it be any different for humans?

Sure you'd probably need a couple hundred rather than a couple dozen, but that's true of any long term survival scenario and we can just suspend our disbelief there because they didn't feel like drawing/fleshing out 200 different people.

>That zoo was destined to breed morlocks.
But their society was structured as the Eloi.

>such a small population
There could be miles and miles of zoo we haven't seen, it looked pretty large from the outside after all. What we saw might have only been one group within the enclosure, they might have a population of half a million for all we know, spread out in little tribes that may or may not even be aware of one another outside of choosening times.

so what is this about or do I not want to know

Steven Universe had an episode where the characters visited a human zoo run by aliens. The original specimens had been harvested from Earth thousands of years prior, so the zoo denizens (zoomans) are descendants of earthlings that don't know anything about the earth and live comfortably as zoo animals in their artificial world.

Except they didn't show that.

Oh, okay then.

And they speak perfect English.

All humans speak Gem. They were too busy fighting in the gem war to build the Tower of Babel.

>I will never have sex with a hot zoo girl
Kill me

Your favorite female or male character is now in The Zoo, she doesn't know anything about earth culture, nor anything about how to choose a lover because the "voice" in their head is telling them to be with you. Choose your character wisely Sup Forums.

>You will never be in a zoo but be self aware so you know how freaky it is which gets you hotter.

Your favorite female or male character is now in The Zoo, they don't know anything about earth culture, nor anything about how to choose a lover because the "voice" in their head is telling them to be with you. Choose your character wisely Sup Forums.

(I KEEP FUCKING UP! THIS IS THE LAS TIME!)

What about Yellowtail, Japan, and Korea?

So, is it my favorite character, or is it the character of my choice? Because there are a lot of characters that I like that would much better suited to this but are still far from my favorites.

They just have very thick accents.

Your waifu or husbando.