Favorite quote from any comic or cartoon.
Quotes
Cameron Gomez
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Tyler Rogers
>SCRAPE
>AND LICK
Samuel Foster
>YOU DON'T REMEMBER, BECAUSE BACK THEN IT WAS ONLY A PROPHESY.
>BUT NOW, IN THE FUTURE, THE PAST HAS OCCURRED.
Colton Russell
>Perfection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love
Carson Robinson
>Kill the Jews
Leo Barnes
>The first thing you need to know is that life is like a basketball: It's got its ups and its downs, and it's COMPLETELY controlled by people who are taller and make more money than you
Jaxson Ramirez
Look at me I'm a kitty cat. I wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat. If I eat them all I'll become fat. Blah blah blah I'm a kitty cattttttttttt
Adam Sanders
>Be a good chipmunk
Adam Stewart
>An enemy is just an enemy I haven't destroyed yet
Jeremiah Butler
My mama told me life is like a basketball. There are ups and downs, and you get thrown around by a group of large black men.
Jack Hall
>Allahu Ackbar!
Nicholas Cruz
>We serve food here, ma'am
Anthony White
>Teacup
Jonathan Cox
>Soon I will have more arms than the wackiest god in all of India!
Anything Captain Hero says really
Hunter Walker
>Do you want it done fast, Err, or do you want it done right?
Ryder Thomas
>Booty is more important, than water
Christopher Evans
Is that sex?
Easton Martinez
WHAT A DOJO!
Alexander Taylor
Where is this from?
Thomas Cooper
I'm a nervous pisser, and I always use that quote. Thanks, Hank.
Sebastian Richardson
>Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.
Easton Phillips
>When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all
Isaiah Thompson
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Leo James
Billy and Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure. Billy's dad imparts that particular wisdom to a robotic assassin that resembles Billy.
Another good quote that's unrelated to that:
>I SHOULD NOT WALK SO A CHILD MAY LIVE
Isaac Smith
Way to get past the mods with this one.
Landon Barnes
Pretty much anything from Carl
Jace Peterson
>DRUNK, IS NATURE
Jonathan Barnes
are we talking profound or funny?
Jeremiah Wood
either is fine
Christopher Perry
>You took a minor conflict over who was to use the fax machine first, and you exploded that into physical violence, and for that, I applaud you.
Austin Murphy
>Just because someone looks different than you, or thinks differently than you, doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be angry at them! HOW DARE THEY BE DIFFERENT! WHAT?! MY WAY OF LIFE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR EM?!
Alternatively
>Billy, violence outside of a hockey rink is wrong.
Joseph Richardson
>It don't matter. None of this matters.
Anthony Morgan
>I only make like $7.50 an hour and the mortgage on this place is like $12,000 a month. So I did the math, and that means I have to work like 82 hours a day, so I went in and asked the manager for some overtime and he said "he couldn't do it, it's against company policy, you just started here, who you think you are? Be lucky with the hours that you get. Cindy's pregnant, and she has to work." So I was like, wh- Cindy? So I was tryna figure, maybe I could work two jobs at the same time, so I was like, maybe I could be on the phone doing some telemarketing, and work on like some art and sell art out the back of Wendy's.