Why are SJWs latching onto this movie so hard? Surely they know that it comes from a megacorporation...

Why are SJWs latching onto this movie so hard? Surely they know that it comes from a megacorporation, is emblematic of the capitalist system they despise, and is only pandering to them for money, r-right?

You're confusing center-right Clintonites with Marxists again, Sup Forums. The people who latch onto Star Wars and Harry Potter like this don't despise capitalism or corporations, they just want more women CEOs and trans drone pilots bombing civilians overseas.

these movies are an effective method of subverting left-wing feminists and marxists in to buying in to corporate culture nonetheless. it's just like brap and brappy and the szechuan scandal.

>Why are SJWs latching onto this movie so hard?
Female lead and POCs.

Bonus: the white male legacy character is killed and all the bad guys are white males.

>trans drone pilots

You've done me with this one, mate

>Leah
>Feminist
Is that why she tells the orange man at the end that it's HIS turn to lead?

who cares its a fucking movie good luck irl lol

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NERDS
LMAO

Because in 2017 we can't have pop culture films that are not entirely dominated by identity politics and created by massive teams of marketing executives to figure out how to make the largest amount of people love the movie and raise it's earnings past 50 billion dollars

I would say indie films are the only way out of this but most of those pull the same pandering bullshit. Just stop giving your money to massive corporations and don't pay to see movies made in sterile enviroments full of suits. Please guys.

Feminism is about equality :)

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Some dude from Sup Forums made this and even claimed it lol how pathetic people on this place are
back in my day trolling meant something

You mean why do the clickbait sites posting about relevant trends? No idea.

the more they do, they more the alienate gen z

let them do it, the more SW gets the SJW association helps heaps

Liberals and by extension SJWs live in fantasy. That's why they think Star Wars is an argument. They cannot understand that what is on screen is written by another human being to be exactly the way they want it to be and have the exact outcomes to support their message no matter how retarded. Name me a female general. I'll wait. For every one that you can find by Googling it, I can name ten more successful male counterparts.

LIterally none of the female characters do anything this whole movie
>Leia is just there because "Memeber starwars?"
>Rey is the same at the start of the film as at the end
>Phasma comes back to life just to die again after doing nothing
>Rose does nothing
>Purple hair chick we know nothing about crashes her vehicle (surprise) and dies

Unlike you, they're smart enough to know that today's megacorps are in bed with big government. Protipp: it's called crony capitalism. Now all they gotta do it control government and the central planning can commence, brainlet.

SJWS being hypocrites by shilling corporate crap they said they hated the most cause it has a hint of "female empowerment" written by a white cis guy ( the type the hate the most ) when the female characters don't do much, don't experience change or die. the things they always complained about other media doing.
nah

>female characters don't do much, don't experience change
>movie is then hailed as a great representation of women
Really makes me think

You mean its just a ruse, bait, a trickery?
After seeing Fin nd Rose wandering through a redudant B-plot i thought they really, really want that.
Im shocked!

None of that matters because it's popular. It's not a strong case for feminism, it's a visible one. That's why it's so important.

SJW's are NOT against capitalism. You are confusing them with leftists. SJW's are in fact a symptom of a capitalist system.

Because they are faggots and gays.

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Feels good senpai
Too bad for sluts I only get off masturbating to giantess shemale porn

Let's face it, it's loved by white dudes, full of white dudes, and written by white dudes. Which is why they want to take it away for "their turn".

Why do Sup Forumsfags continually fall for these shitty clickbait articles?

Never go full retard like this user, bros.

This is the same bitch that panned 2049 for sexism.

Disney is one of several companies that control Hollywood. SJWs/the left think whatever Hollywood tells them to think.

>I'm a Trumpster and know full well what a fucking useful idiot is.

Because its a movie made for liberal white people. This is not for you or anyone who would visit the 4 chan and CERTAINLY not for anyone who is a fan of the Star Wars Franchise. The sooner you learn this the better it will be for you user.

Vice Admiral Holdo basically killed off 95% of the entire resistance and won the war for the first order because she thought Poe was mansplaining her. Great feminist example. She singlehandedly ended the Resistance.

if you have an 8 inch cock you're probably sub 80 iq which sucks

>lists a bunch of sizes
>condoms on display arent actually that long

what did they mean by this?

Why did they make him throw away the lightsaber with a silly gesture. Everyone in my theater laughed when he did it. It set a weird tone where you couldn't tell if you should take him seriously or not. He should have thrown it to the ground disgusted or just looked at it and dropped it carelessly like it's something he doesn't remember.

yes, it reminds me of an EA indie humble bundle that was very succesful, and the black mirror episode "fifteen million credits"
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Women eat this shit up though. They self insert into all these characters. You can't have a woman accomplish something because then she's not relateable.

>Why are millennials latching onto this president so hard? Surely they know that hecomes from a megacorporation, is emblematic of the capitalist system they despise, and is only pandering to them for money, r-right?

Same fucking thing.

I dunno. Why was Booger from Revenge of the Nerds in it?

Yea it felt like he was gonna be johnny depp or something. But he was actually serious the whole time

Hehe. ;c)

It's so misguided, too. What the hell was the point of the Poe/Purple-Hair arc? He was wrong and she was right, but what's the takeaway?
Blindly follow authority?
Have faith in the institution?

Do they even understand what was happening or is it just a celebration that a woman was right and a man thought he was right but was wrong?

What the hell was the point of anything? Maybe the movie itself is the point Kylo was making. Good. Bad. It doesn't mean anything if there is no point to any of it. Just like the movie.

Because a movement lead by women is bound to carry their flaws with it. Women are very gullible and easily tricked.

Because they are empty people. So when massive corporations specifically target them, it makes them feel special.

Identity politics is the friend of the oligarchy. It killed the old left wing and didn't cost the super-rich a penny.

because it supports their politics, that's the same reason why they are defending it, and blaming the poor reviews on their political opponents (alt right, russia, trolls, etc.)

God damn, Jodie is one ugly mutt, they should have just let her rest in peace.

SJW's were coopted by corporations to deflect from the Occupy movement.

How come there's literally no reliable statistics on average penis size anywhere?

disney shills on damage controle mode

talk about irony

you guys act so "right wing" and yet constantly bitch and moan about big corporations this and super rich that

The SJW movement is dying. Those still laching on to it haven’t caught on how turned off normal people get about it. I play D&D on weekends with a diverse group of people and they all thought Rose sucked. Hopefully declining book sales and the EA decal will wake Disney up that the magority of people reject identity politics. Representation is dandy but pointless if people aren’t represented well.

because its all self reported

Yeah, agreed. All this kind of annoying clickbait only negatively influences young people in the perception that 'leftist' politics are pure corporatism. I don't see it as pushing people to the right, but to a reasonable center (Donald Trump was the first impulsive swing away from this stuff to the right, but as the left remain unreasonable and false themselves, more and more people will tune into a centrist balance)

Centrism is the most poisonous, nihilistic and deadly political ideology in existence, though.

I didn’t know feminism was all about giving a junkie millions of dollars to do a shit job at acting just so she could buy more heroin to kill herself with

the FO finding out about Holdo's plan is because Poe is kind of a fucking retard that the leaders of the Resistance seem to tolerate and keep around for some reason. Obviously if she had explained her plan it could have stopped Poe from going through with the shit casino plot, but most of those transport deaths are going to be on Poe.

Feels Good Man

It's almost like we are labeled right wing but we are really not that right wing.

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