Here's mine:
>Luke: Where did you come from?
>Rey: Nowhere.
>Luke: No one is from nowhere.
>Rey: Jakku.
>Luke: Yeah, that's pretty much nowhere.
Here's mine:
>Luke: Where did you come from?
>Rey: Nowhere.
>Luke: No one is from nowhere.
>Rey: Jakku.
>Luke: Yeah, that's pretty much nowhere.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHA
HAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHA
HA!
holding for hugs
...
This one
My favorite joke is how they killed off every interesting character in the middle movie of a trilogy so that there's nothing left to do in the third movie.
someone post the luke milking the manatee gif
poe's still alive though
they didnt follow this up with luke saying tatooine is pretty much nowhere too, then heartfelt bonding over discussing the excessive price of power conveters in the outer rim
wait
so what was the first thing Luke said in this movie?
That used to be a big deal on Sup Forums for speculation
Hux: THAT'S ENOUGH!
Kylo: ...
Hux: You think you got him?
Can you hold please?
The entire second act
Seriously speaking, my favorite one was when Luke made fun of Rey's terrible first attempt at Force meditation by using a leaf. This was the only joke that made me laugh because it showed Luke to be a cantankerous old man
>when luke tickles rey with a blade of grass and she thinks its the force
that was fucking hilarious, dont deny it
GO AWAY
before chewie blew his door open
can I take this post as tru
the only funny joke was the clothing iron descending like a ship, only because it's like a gag out of space balls. It was funny, but for the wrong reasons.
I like how they killed everyone except the person that actually died.
Okay there was ONLY ONE time where I thought a joke was funny, when Luke tells Rey to feel the Force and he tickles her hand with a plant.
Other than that all the jokes were pretty meh like Luke throwing the lightsaber over his shoulder or Marvel-tier like that YOUR MOM HAHAHA FUCK YOU HUX I'M FUNNY line at the beginning. Literally cringed, didn't hear a single laugh from that at the cinema.
Although some of the people there laughed at the bird things that were with Chewie in the Falcon, but I didn't think they were that funny.
Star Wars is not supposed to be a comedy, fucking writers.
Yeah brah
First time the film cuts to them:
He didn't say a thing when she offered him the lightsaber, he just threw it back, to the ground. He left, went to his hutt, she followed him but he locked himself inside, didn't say a thing.
Later she came back with Chewie and that happened.
Snoke
the whole movie
When Chewy shit on the audience and ate the porgs
thats dissapoiting
I thougout it was going to be a really epic line
Poe is barely a character
ugh god. Thanks for reminding me.
My favourite joke was when it opened with "STAR WARS".
This. Genuinely humorous and neat.
Who has a pic of the cooked porgs?
Yes
That was a genuinely funny, well executed joke that called back to Yoda being snarky & fucking with Luke. That’s the Luke I wanted to see, a bit cranky but still a wise, willing & ultimately hopeful teacher.
It's like poetry
This entire film shows a very very different Luke
I like how he winked at C3PO before he went outside to "fight" kylo.
Was a cool moment IMO. But that's about the only scene i liked in the whole movie.
That was my favourite also.
Who the fuck cares about Poe, are you fucking serious now? The great tertiary character hero whose arc is that he needs to learn to be more of a bitch and stop questioning his masters? Fuck him. He's a non-character.
Only characters left are Kylo and Rey and only thing you can do with those two characters now is have them fight and we've already seen that Rey wins every time they fight so what the fuck are we supposed to be excited for?
I unironically loved the part with the iron.
different luke, or perhaps completely miswritten luke?
HAHAHAHHAHA
SO FUCKING FUNNY
wen ray is training n da rock fall on cart of those aliens lol XD
when he brushes his shoulder after being fired at by all the lasers
that was hilarious
Well if this was set a bit after Jedi yes, but it has been a long time between those. Luke has changed because a lot has happened.
I don't like seeing him like this, at all, but I could see this as possible. I'd do it differently if I was the writer, I agree with Hamill.
some of the jokes were genuinely funny but you should get 3 quips max even if it is an institution.
they turned star wars into a feminist comedy basically.
This one got genuine laughs in my theater. It was kinda surreal because every other joke feel extremely flat
>extremely flat
fuckin Disney fuckin up franchises
what you looking at manlet?
>Luke: Where did you come from?
>Rey: Nowhere.
>Luke: No one is from nowhere.
>Rey: Jakku.
>Luke: Im from tatooine, every one has a purpose and a place. your birthplace is irrelevant.
*transforms into his second form"
Heard you were talking shit about my movie
>Poe: I'm a rebel, I don't follow orders
>Woman: Fear my Ovaries and nonsensical plans!
>Poe: Yes ma'am
Compelling.
I always thought of Luke as a guy cracking jokes in serious moments. You know.. like a kid who grew up a farmer and wanted to change the world, loved his friends, and had an overwhelming sense of right.
No one in my theater laughed at the General Hugs joke. It was painful
...
*Brushes shoulder*
as flat as Rey amirite
>where do you work out?
>HAHAHAHA OMG WHEN HE KEPT SAYING HUGS LOL WOW A PHONE PRANK FUCKING BRILLIANT I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE FILM
>also, it is a deeply philosophical film, probably the most emotionally moving Star Wars, it is a serious film that only undeveloped man children would hate
Mom said it was my turn on the xbox
That's some next level shit
This, Oscar Isaac is very likeable but don't be tricked by that, Poe is just as poorly written as anyone else in these movies.
>>also, it is a deeply philosophical film, probably the most emotionally moving Star Wars, it is a serious film that only undeveloped man children would hate
He's not wrong.
Favorite joke? The nigger and the fat chink being there cuz "muh diversity" and doing nothing of worth, just like in real life.
seeing as the rebel alliance now consists of 20 people. Poe might become the new leader. It would a decent character arc that he goes from a brash devil may care pilot to feeling the weight of leadership
or not.
This was actually one of the better performed jokes in the movie because even the comedic timing was correct. Shit like the general Hugs joke was one of the worst
you forgot the milk part faggot
How does one achieve this aesthetic build?
>The Last Jedi
>funny
this was probably funnier when Jakku was still Tattooine
HAHA I LOVE QUIPS
This was cute tbqh, i wanted more of this dynamic in the movie. Kylo and hux are best when theyre on even ground
yea, the only time i genuinely smiled during that trash flick
breeding with the One known as CHLGMORTZ
This, the point of hux is that he has no respect for kylo and isnt afraid of him. Why they turned him into a sniveling coward, especially when hes being set up as a main antagonist in the next film, is beyond me
Damn, Kylo look like THAT?
They want him to be the evil Nazi leader but also be a white-male punching bag. Clearly they missed the crucial balance there.
The only part I legit laughed at. That was some Yoda level sass there.