That man out there

>that man out there
>he is getting RAPED

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I don't care, Bob.

A company is like an enormous cock

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Well, let's hope it's The Joker!

I DONT CARE I WANT YOU TO RAPE ME godamnit.

if Bob had straight up murdered him, would anyone have cared?

Let's hope we don't cover him

The real question is who the fuck has a office that has a window into a ground level alleyway.

Yknow what would have been great?

If we'd gotten a confirmation that his insurance didn't cover it

I mean it wouldn't be out of character for him to watch mugs and laugh at them

it's more prestigious than the one with a window that looks onto a brick wall.

NO RAPES

WELL LET'S HOPE MY DICK COVERS HIM

>Throws him by the neck through approximately ten walls of concrete
>"He'll live"

HOW

ILL RAPE A THOUSAND CHILDREN BEFORE I LET THIS COMPANY DIE

Was that a Bartleby reference?

I doubt it was actually concrete. More like plaster and wood

And when everyone's a rapist...

...no one will be.

He made one of the classic blunders. The most famous of which is never to enter a landwar with asia

"Eh, well... Paralyzed for life, but he'll live."

More like
>Throws him by the neck through approximately ten walls of concrete
>No lawsuit

HOW

SPLASHDOWN KEKED INTO A VORTEX

Your family- Survived the crash! They're being raped- On the island!

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Its wood and drywall at best, something a human could go through and live (although being thrown by his neck with that much force should have snapped his neck)

The agency guy says they'll have to relocate Bob's family, change names, erase memories

But if they can erase memories why bother relocating

I remember the days before Emperor Lemon turned into a complete autist.

always build some redundancy into the system

He might've grabbed him by the neck, but after picking him up throwing him by the torso.

They can't erase EVERYONE'S memories. Too much hassle, not enough funding.

I must've watched this scene a million times before I was old enough to understand what was going on.

Government paid for his silence I think

They clearly have the ability to erase memories as shown in Jack Jack Attack

I'm glad there someone else out there who recognizes their degradation

those are 4 walls

It's a cartoon

I'm sorry.
I thought you guys were gonna,
y'know,
rape my friend.

What if after he said "well let's hope we don't cover him", Bob quickly lies "we do, I recognize him!"

MY SIDES.

ARE YOU READY

to be raped for all eternity

Why didn't Bob just become a firefighter so he could save people for a living?

Forgot pic

Cant they just airdrop aerosol amnesiac on the town?

Because he would inevitably be put in a position where his super strength would be needed to save someone, thereby blowing his cover.

He's trying to hide the fact that he's a super.
Firefighter is too risky a job for someone like him to get involved in no matter how good he might be at it

Amnesia doesn't affect cameras, though.

Mr Perlmutter!

You get what i mean with pieces that fit?

>Killing a manlet

Is only illegal to kill people and pets that someone can love

What?! A llama?! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE RAPED!

>ITS ME THE RAPER

"super" "hero" firefighter would catch attention in his community quickly, and someone would connect the dots to identify him

With Bob's super strength, he should have killed him instantly the moment he grabbed his neck.

His clenched fist alone would be strong enough to snap his spine like a pencil.

Does he have insurance?

Am I retarded for only getting the joke just now?

Erasing memories is slang for bribery

Can't bribe everyone

Let's just say you aren't a high flier user

DONT GIVE UP
MAKE IT RAPE

Yeah. It's kind of straightforward once you know how insurance works.

should have put all the supers into the military.

>like a toothpick

Ftfy

underrated

Cocaine can't get the job done when it comes to smoking weed

Supers wouldnt have done it.
And no one existing at that time could have forced them.

Fuck, why didn't they do this?

RELEASE ME! NOW!!
>Or what?
I'LL RAPE HER. IT'LL BE EASY. LIKE RAPING A TOOTHPICK.

>remember violet, these aren't like your cartoons. They will rape you and turn you into a "Breeder" or worse...a cum bucket
WOAH! They really raised the stakes.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

>Go home, Buddy. I rape alone.

You let one ant rape us then they ALL might rape us. Those puny dick little ants outnumber us a hundred to one, and if they ever figure that out, there goes OUR way of LIFE!

I never look back darling, it distracts me from the rape

Oh- oh my goodness! Daddy! I was walking! Little baby- little baby monkey, and I drew a picture- suddenly, the monkey starts masturbating, and I turn around, and there's a whole FLEET of them! There's an army of monkeys a huuuuge tree full of them! Raping me! Terrified I was, terrified, suddenly, I was cumming, up in the air, cumming, flying, I was in the air! And I was all surrounded, and Daddy, they took my boot! And I was raped, raped by a flying wildman in a loincloth!

Tut tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree, that anyone who was ever mean to me shall be... raped.

RULE NUMBER ONE! I cant rape anyone, so dont ask.
RULE NUMBER TWO! I cant make anyone rape anybody else.
RULE NUMBER THREE! I cant rape anyone whos dead, its not a pretty picture, I DONT LIKE DOING IT!!!

Anything else, is fine

Out there, there's a world outside of Yonkers! Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby, there's a slick town, Barnaby!

Out there, full of shine and full of sparkle! Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby! Listen, Barnaby!!

Put on your sunday clothes, there's lots of world out there! Get out the brilliantine and dime cigars! We're gonna find adventure in the evening air! Girls in white in a perfumed night where the lights are bright as the stars!

Put on your Sunday clothes, we're gonna ride through town! In one of those new horsedrawn open cars! We'll see the shows, at Delmonico's, and we'll close the town in a whirl! And we won't come home until we've raped a girl!

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You know, we saw that being a super is an inheritable trait. Why didn't the government think of that? Just get some of that super genetic material and create an army of literal super soldiers? Sure, it would be more fun to have a super breeding farm but I'm trying to be practical here.

What's wrong user? You don't prefer, LOUD DISTORTED MEMES over actual sentence mixing and jokes?

I wish for more rapes

Welp, I'm never gonna unhear that.

That's how you get hippies. user.

Needs more pounding and slapping sounds.

Because it would end in a superpowered Coup D'etat or however you spell it.

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The government buried it

look at Logan

A Runabout. I'LL RAPE IT! AND NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW!

This one got me

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I laughed at that and it's all your fault. I'm very upset with you user

Maybe he was busy dealing with his...this makes the third "bad insurance" joke, fuck it. He probably didn't want to risk anything that'd get him put through more walls.

Oh god, my ears.

>American wals
>Made of concrete

>Maybe, you're all in it for the raping?
>Raping
>Raping
>Raping
>Raping
>Imma gonna say, Raping

>supes working for the military

This sounds familiar but for the life of me I can't place it.

>raping a toothpick

That sounds extremely painful.

Great job, Mikey! You filled your quota on the first kid of the day!
>Not bad, huh? You know only someone with perfect sexual timing could produce this much energy in one shot!
Uh huh. And the fact that rape is ten times more powerful then scream had nothing to do with it.

It's from the scene where Ralph rapes Vanellope.

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>Raping a toothpick
Shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did. Thanks for that.