>Disney knocks on your door and tells you that they've fired JJ Abrams, and now you'll be in charge of the 3rd Star Wars film.
>You will be the new director and working intensively on the 3rd film of the trilogy and they tell you to do your best with it and that you may do anything you please, even if it led to the movie getting a rated R rating.
So... How do you fix this mess???
Tits and Dragons
retcon the nuwars flicks and let Lucas do whatever he wants
I direct the film myself and crash Star Wars with no survivors.
Bring back the cute asian, claim she force bubbled and survived and then kill off that fatty and have Rey use her carcass for warmth on Hoth
I'll just make a 2 hour twi'lek porn
Kylo Ren is now the hero. They have to kill Leia because she was Snoke the whole time.
>Movie starts with Snoke getting cut in half
>His torso stats to fall from his waist
>Freeze Frame, record scratch
Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
Awakens and tlj was a fever dream and Luke is on a mission to kill dark side Rey and her negro pet.
Kylo rapes Rey.
I'd make it as dark as possible, focusing on ren and his ascension to Sith Lord starting by him killing Rey and end as him being emperor of the galaxy
Have a mysterious force appear. This force is destroying planets and solar systems. The rebels need to run away but have no gas. They stop at a space gas station and try the special. They start to get sit and fall over. A monster breaks out of their chests. It's a Jew! He says GIVE ME SHEKELS! the big bang happens again.
Start by having Rey nude the whole film. Yes, it's a childish first thought and lacks subtlety, but it would show right off the bat that we're leaving the safe zone. I think we need to add in a lot of toxic masculinity too. Old school, what Han wished he was, John Wayne in space shit. Also, all good looking white people.
porn parody but with the actual actors
>the whole film
>shows right off the bat
i cant salvage the turd TLJ leaves at my doorstep
best i could do is some sort of bullshit that luke didnt really die and just instant transmissioned on to the falcon, but that would be really fucking stupid
Bring back scene swipes asap. Sorely missed.
Delete movies 7 & 8 from canon and bring back George to direct the movies. Telling him what parts are good, bad or can be improved
Now in reality Star Wars in dead. There is no going back now that they killed Luke and obviously its impossible for them to scrap the new movies. Its over sadly just consider the new Disney shit non canon and move on with your lives
I got the feeling from this one that the Rian Trilogy if it happens is going to be extremely dark (hopefully not with the shit humor) and anyone who is a force user skirts the line of the light and dark side. It will probably be some morality bullshit with a female lead. Hopefully it's all ayes.
It's just going to be a 2 hours camera still of me pissing and shitting on a mickey mouse doll.
>Funeral for Leia who died offscreen
>Kylo Ren is hanging out with his frat buddy Knights of Ren, hunting down Rey and the last of the Resistence
>Hux stews because Kylo's neglecting the running of their conquered territory and people are pushing back
>Hux plans a coup with the Governors of the systems they've conquered
>Poe et al try and round up a new fleet
>Rey takes down Knights of Ren one at a time
>Hux springs his coup and Kylo kills him and punishes everyone involved, pissing off their
captive systems
>Rey confronts Kylo while the entire universe gets off their ass to fight the First Order
>Fleet led by formerly retired Lando Calrissian attacks the First Order fleet
>Massive space battle, biggest in series
>Rey fights Kylo, cuts off his balls, says "No more Skywalkers!" women cheer
>Rey leaves him behind to die on his crashing starship
>Porgs dance around in celebration
>I cum
It will be like the South Park Episode where they lead all week with the teaser they would reveal who Cartman's father was, but they just had the whole episode be Terrance & Phillip....it would be like that except porgs
Rey realizes that the rebellion is not what it used to be, it's actually a bunch of corrupt space commies that are trying to genocide the white race
She falls in love Kylo Ren and together they BTFO the space marxists in an epic battle
It was all a force projection by Luke to preemptively test Rey, IX starts exactly where VII ended.
>Snoke comes back, he's Plagueis and he wants Luke especially because he's his creations' son.
>Luke didn't die, he come backs and gets to be a badass and gets a proper send off
No Marvel Quips
>Rey gets a fucking backstory and her powers are toned down
>Get rid of the forced diversity
>Have Force ghost Anakin, Obi Wan, Yoda and Quigon appear
>Reylo
>the resistance, under the command of Poe, is too insignificant to fight the First Order, so they split up across the galaxy and go underground to rebuild
>Kylo abandons the "two sith only" rule and uses the first order to round up all force sensitive children and bring them to his sith training academy
>Rey flies the falcon to the abandoned ruins of an old jedi temple and begins to study the jedi texts and train to become a jedi master with the help of ghost luke
JUMP FORWARD 10 YEARS
>the resistance has massive numbers and weaponry
>the first order now has hundreds of low-level sith
>Rey is a Jedi master
CONFLICT TIME
Bring back snoke. Not in his dead body but as a living breathing sith force parasite that has taken over Kylo.
Rey is killed within the first 30 mins by Parasite Kylo.
All hope seems lost but finn discovers the books she stole from luke
TIMESKIP.
Emperor Snoke-Kylo has recreated the empire in full force along with a sith apprentice.
Finn has recreated a jedi outreach with a band of survivors and tutelage from Yoda/Luke/Obiwan
All out battle ensues between the Nu-Jedi and the Empire.
Finn gets his ass handed to him against Kylo-Snoke.
He gets a powerup as all of the light force users of the pass take control of his body avatar style in the light side version of the sith move that snoke is using along with kylo fighting against snoke's control and barely manages to kill Kylo-Snoke
Finn dies in the process.
Edge. So much edge. And blood.
Probably introduce a character that is training to be a sith under kylo, but she's super cool. And she kills everyone in the resistance, and has a cool battle with Rey. But Rey is weak compared to her, and she cuts off her head.
Then she fucks Kylo. But right as kylo nuts, she stabs him with her lightsaber and becomes the leader of the galaxy
I like the Lando part.
>So... How do you fix this mess???
By making this the official canon
Good, good, this. But the last scene should be her getting blacked while eating yellow pussy
Rey and Kylo combine their force powers to warp space time and go back and undo everything that happened in this trilogy.
>Movie starts
>Title Crawl
>Back on Millennium Falcon
>Suddenly John de Lancie appears
>"I'm Q."
>Literally just do "All Good Things..." 1 & 2 but with Star Wars to retcon TFA & TLJ, it's not like the fans would know the story
>adrianna chechick
>lily labeau
That'd be the second to last scene
Kylo severs all ties with the past, and fulfills his destiny. Snoke turns out to still be alive, and sends the First Order after him. First Order kills Leia and everyone else aside from Rey, saving Kylo the trouble.
Kylo inflitrates Snokes home planet, and faces off with him, giving into the full extent of his darkside capabilities as a result of having mostly destroyed his ties to this world, and his pure power becomes too much for Snoke. He slaughters Snoke and disbands the first order entirely. He goes to study with an ancient group of gray force users, where he is followed by Rey. She has been trained by force Yoda/Luke, and has become a full Jedi. She battles with Kylo, but is ultimately both defeated and enthralled by his strength. Kylo gives her the ultimate realization of her parents, and her birth, expressing her loneliness and worthlessness to this universe once again. She breaks down temporarily and offers to be his apprentice. He denies, and force snaps her neck, showing that there is nothing holding him back anymore.
This was one of the most stupid things I've ever heard. Don't try to write, for your own sake.
get a bunch of gay guys hopped up on meth and Viagra, dressed up as storm troopers, wookies, and assorted driods. Brake into JJ Abrams mansion and fuck him to death, then give out some medals, followed by a coke fueled Ewok rave.
Make a new VII, as I can do anything I please. Should have stipulated you had to continue the story from VIII. George will consult, Kasdan can write a first draft. Ensure the stupid Empire vs. Rebels dynamic and giant death laser shit isn't brought back. Keep C-3PO a major character.
Shift focus to the First Order, particularly Kylo Ren and Hux. Make it more like a Tarantino or Coen Brothers movie.
The First Order decides to just build another death star, but Kylo Ren's incompetence causes Hux to try and kill him leading them through many shenanigans. Culminating in an internal war that ends up breaking the First Order by the time the Resistance arrives.
>be Sup Forums
>bitch and complain because their kids movie wasn't up to their high Criterion Collection standards
>OP makes thread asking for ways to work out Ep. 9
>they're all shit
really gets the melons lodged up your ass
Jesus fucking Christ the amount of confusion and absolute anger that would occur if this happened. I actually like idea though
>Star Wars 9: The Secret of the New Death Star, Boba Fett goes to the sun, and R2D2 fights a Lava Snake
The space Klan needs to kill Lando and Boogeya.
Mine was probably the best way to culminate this trilogy desu desu
>most of it is shitposting
>getting mad that people don't agree with your opinion, so calling them mad
Will Porgs spin off like Minions did?
Make the movie revolve entirely around redneck dipshits O Brother Where Art Thou style blundering through the Star Wars universe.
>Film starts as the First Order has now completly taken over
>Resistance is now nothing more than a terrorist group
>Kylo truly wants the past to die, and becomes the atypical "Good Dictator" that rules fairly and justly
>Knights of Ren are brought back as sort of a mix between the Templars and the jedi, the all have crossgaurd sabers but are blue and green
>Thier mission is to bring Rey to Kylo and to destroy the rebels
>Finn,Rose, and Poe all become radicals while Rey questions everything they are doing
>Scene where some important knight of ren (call him Junn) finds Ren and a chase/fight ensues but with Junn being primarily in self defense
>Junn gets cheap-shotted and taken hostage by the Rebels for randsom
>Rey is conflicted by this as now the Rebellion has been essentially turned into a criminal syndicate
>Kylo is pissed and goes with the other knights of Ren and a large FO force to destroy the rebellion
>huge final battle ensues, in which Finn, Rose, and Poe die
>last battle is Rey vs Kylo, as both fight for what they think is right
>The almost kill each other, but Hux stumbles and tries to kill Kylo in order to assume control
>Rey jumps in front of the blaster fire and gets shot, Kylo foce pushes Hux apart
>Kylo holds a dying Rey in his arms
>Kylo crying about how none of this was suppose to happen
>Kylo says "I love you"
>Rey says "I know" and dies
>The First Order becomes the New Galactic Kingdom (because Disney) and Kylo becomes the teacher that Luke failed to be
>Final scene is Kylo seeing Rey's force ghost next to Luke's ghost, smiling
I know it sucks, but it is better than what TLJ was
lmao
I would make something surreal as fuck just to confuse everyone. Basically the force would start to break down and the universe would bend and warp as a result and everything would become fucked up. I would do that because at this point just fuck it it's over. At the end the EU universe would overtake this universe and everything would continue where it should have continued.
No thanks, I want to do one of the odd-year films where I can tell a new, self-enclosed one-off story. I'd do one set in the old republic.
i'd give the gig to viannue BR2049 dude, based on lucas' draft of how he wanted the last bit to end, the dialogue screenplay writers being kafka and faulkner
>wow Sup Forums you can't make a steaming pile of horshit taste good? You have no right to complain about bad cooking anymore!
i remember being bummed out that yoda wasnt going to be in the new movies. the force ghosts is a good out to bring back "dead"characters
Start from the POV of the First Order for once. Show actually being fought on normal terms.
>The "allies" on the outer rim were busy fighting the first order
>Not just being conveniently absent the entirety of TLJ
>Captured a planet used for drafting Troopers
>Captured a stardestroyer.
>Finn acts as de-facto leader of they liberated troopers
>Poe takes over as leader of the rebels and strategist instead of pilot when they meet up.
>Plot revolves around capturing the planet used by the First Order for the fusion reactors of the star-destroyers / dreadnoughts.
Idk. Some shit like that. I can't imagine what would make a good climax/threat when they've used deathstars practically 5 times. When the rebels are barely surviving you have to have a compelling reason to fight back since you can't have two movies of them just running away.
>Titcow unrelated.
Can't. It's permafucked.
>TR-8R comes back and bludgeons Finn to death
>Rey goes back to porgworld but miscalculates and hyperdrives into the planet, destroying it
>All the other mediocre irrelevant characters die from an explosion caused by magnetic bombs hitting their own ship
This all happens in the first 20 minutes of the movie, the rest of the movie is Boba Fetts long lost son hunting down and killing everyone else, culminating in a showdown between him and Kylo.
Then the entire galaxy explodes and no more star wars films can be made
This would make Sup Forums even more angry than TLJ i think but it actually sounds decent. At least better than most fan fics here.
>yfw a lovecraftian monster becomes the final boss
>yfw the "dark side of the force" physically manifests and BTFOs everyone in the galaxy
>First Order and Rebels have to work together.
Sorry JJ, Rian really fucked you guys, I can understand why you'd come to pol ugh i mean tv for help.
Kill all female characters in the first ten minutes. Hide the killer from direct view. After the knife goes into Leias heart you hear the killer say, "Han Solo, your love is next" camera pans out to see God Damn Boba Fett twisting the knife.
He would be the main villain of the movie. He amassed influence, ships, and power while the First Order and rebels have been distracted. Reys friends(Rey was assasinated earlier by Boba Fett) regroup with all the rebels only to be decimated by Boba Fett Pirates. Kylo and the First Order fall back to some bastion of tech fortress that is a legendary defense post. Boba Fetts forces move in and fight a long battle to a stalemate. The fleet barely makes it out. But it was just a distraction. Millions dead, just to give Boba Fett himsef an opening in their defense to slips in. He takes out all the Knights of Ren in an instant(booby traps they fall right into) the better force sensitive ones(3-4) take come at him in a flash, but his CQC is too good. Armor gets some damage but he makes it out without too much trouble. One on one fight with Kylo, Fett only pushes his buttons and dodges. Get Kylo angry and out of control, makes a mistake gets fucking wrecked. Over the course of the movie Han survival is explained in short well done flashbacks. Turns out Boba Fetts ship was there when Han was stabbed by Kylo. He caught his body and flew out(he was there to destroy it himself bwfore rebels showed up). He can't stand the idea of anyone else getting his revenge on Han so its why he saved him. Han some how escapes later and shows up at the end to confront Boba Fett. After a long battle Han Solo manages to Luckily defeat Boba Fett(Luke teleporta him in). He refuses Luke help in the fight. Luke never died just discovered teleportation during TLJ. Everyone dead they shake from the horror. The ends shows them rebuilding the universe.
This would actually be pretty good because it is ballsy.
Have Tarantino write it then have Lynch and Wes Anderson co-direct it. Sit back and watch the butthurt flow through the known universe.
We completely retcon out The Last Jedi and pick up after TFA.
Act I: Rey visits Luke, who has chosen to go to exile because he is racked with guilt over not being able to prevent Ben's turn to the dark side and the ensuing carnage. Luke doesn't want to get involved. But, the fact that the Force has led Rey to him makes him believe that he should train her to balance the Force.
Act II: Epic space battle. Resistance is almost totally wiped out. Leia's ship is destroyed by Snoke and Leia is killed.
This is felt by Kylo Ren, who becomes enraged and begins plotting revenge. Luke, halfway across the galaxy, feels both the loss of Leia and the unberable pain that Kylo feels. He senses that this is his time to return, and he sets off with his new padawan.
Meanwhile, Kylo is talking to the Darth Vader helmet when suddenly a force ghost appears. It's Anakin (played by Hayden Christensen), who shows him that the same hatred he's using to plot revenge is the same hatred that drives Snoke to kill his mother and the same hatred that destroyed the soul of Darth Vader.
Final Act: Luke and Rey arrive to the tattered remains of the Resistance. The First Order is closing in to finish the job. Kylo Ren is leading the charge. Kylo Ren finally breaks through and is now engaged in a 2-on-1 lightsaber duel with both Rey and Luke.
Kylo is badly beaten and the scene is reminiscent of Anakin vs. Obi-Wan is ROTS. Luke pleas with Ren-"I loved you like a son"
And Kylo just fucking loses it. He breaks down sobbing about the pain and the hatred, how he feels himself being torn apart by the conflict between the dark and the light.
Rey sees the problem with fresh eyes: the problem isn't Kylo, the problem is the Jedi and the Sith, which demand allegiance to only one side.
Movie ends with Rey and Kylo committing to become balanced force wielders, with Luke as their teacher.
Episode XI deals with this new idea to take down the First Order
not making one at all
The Guardians of the Galaxy find the legendary Compression Sphere and accidentally converge the Marvel, Star Wars and Muppets universes. They all have to work together to split their universes back apart and when they do Star Wars returns to the post-Revenge of the Sith timeline.
>Snoke. The high school years
>>yfw the "dark side of the force" physically manifests and BTFOs everyone in the galaxy
This would actually be cool because it would even give some meaning to Luke's bullshit reason for trying to kill kylo. Makes more sense if Luke knew the dark side was actually some kind of lovecraft monster that could destroy everything and that people needed to stop using the force because it could fuck everything up.
so what happens is the rebels are going along right, whoever they are now in whatever part of the timeline it is right?
and then. here's what happens. the remaining Jedi sacrifice themselves to create a magical creature formed out of space particles.
It flies through space and its mission is to seek out all who learn to wield the Force, and to destroy them, thereby maintaining balance.
They call this creature Doge.
It goes around eliminating adepts in every corner of the universe. Now we have the mundane universe, hence it was a very long time ago in a galaxy far away. Doge still exists.
This is the only logical conclusion to star wars.
While hux rapes kylo
Also have force ghost yoda team up with doge casting lighting bolt on everything in his path. Just make Yoda a fucking monster.
Kek
This sounds fun
I like it
Well it doesn't matter that they've picked me because if I go against their board-approved screenplay in any way they'll fire me to
I have every single one of the lead characters die in a ultra-climactic final battle that leaves the empire as the victors without the resources to unify the worlds/peoples of the star wars universe, causing the reintroduction of world-nations instead of a republic or empire
Nice try JJ Abrams, but I'm not giving you ideas for episode IX.
JJ pls go.
Doge is kind of a planet shaped like Doge, powered by the force simulating a neural network to create Doge's mind. In the driver's seat: yoda
Kill Rey replace with thicc/fit twi'lek girl,bring in Ackbar's son eliminate Boyega's screen time
I would make it rip off rotj in the worst possible way. It starts off with Finn unfreezing Phasma from carbofire because they need her help to defeat the first order. Meanwhile Kylo has been usurped and enslaved, he strangles General the Hux using force chains while rose tico falls into a sarlacc pitt and rey does somersaults on a diving board. Meanwhile stormtroopers have invaded ach to and the porgs mount an uprising. Poe isnt in the movie. A reincarnated snoke electrocutes rey and kylo throws him off the railing. To be subversive the movie ends with Rey putting Kylo's mask back on his head and they join the dark side. Force ghosts of han, luke, leia, yoda, anakin, finn, obi wan and hux cry in disbelief as stormtroopers dance around a bonfire of roasted porgs.
The end
120 minutes of Hux being thrown around like a ragdoll while Kylo destroys every last piece of machinery onboard the First Order's ships because he's pissed off. That's it.
Lmaoooo
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
THEME
STAR WARS EPISODE VIII
A FRESH BEGINNING
RIAN JOHNSON has vanished! After a disaster of a film, the would-be director was sacked from Disney studios and stalwart hero, JJ Abrams, has returned to set the series straight! A NEW HOPE has risen in the form of a young neckbeard writer to save the franchise.
During the events of THE FORCE AWAKENS, Rey got a glimpse into the mind of her arch nemesis and enemy of the Resistance, KYLO REN. In this glimpse, she saw his greatest fears, that she would be greater than him and defeat him, that he would have to kill his father, that starkiller base would be destroyed, and that Episode VIII would suck shit and he'd still be left a pathetic and pointless character with no antagonistic value!
However this was all in Kylo's mind, his deepest fear, and now we rejoin Rey and Kylo in the interrogation room, where Kylo is learning everything he needs to know, overpowering the mind of this fledgling Force user...
Jabba the Hutt returns as a force ghost and is revealed as the true supreme leader pulling the strings. He kidnaps Rey and eats her surprising everyone because Jabba has learned to actually devour the force essence of a person and take on their form. He then transforms into Rey the Hutt and goes on a killing rampage utilizing her Mary Sue powers. Kylo tries to free her from his grasp but ultimately fails and gets his head cut off by Rey the Hutt. Finn attempts a suicide attack on Rey but Rey's Mary Sue powers are too strong and he gets defeated. Afterwards Rey begins to overtake Jabba becoming a Force God and proceeds to turn the force female ushering in a new era of female domination of the galaxy. White men are all genocided from the galaxy and peace is had or so you think but in the grand finale Force Ghost Luke, Kylo, Anakin, Ben, Yoda and Jabba combine into Super Tengen Toppa Force God and defeat Rey ushering in a new era of White Supremacy for the galaxy.
Episode XI basically capitalizes on this new "Good is a point of view" idea of the Force
Act I: Luke is searching for his Patton. He tracks down an older Thrawn, who sees the First Order as barbaric imposters and agents of chaos. A deal is struck: full pardon for all former Imperial officers and soldiers who join the cause to liberate the galaxy.
Rey is out looking for Force-sensitive kids.
Kylo has returned to the First Order and is now a double-agent.
Act II: Thrawn and a band of Imperial officers have led the Resistance to secret caches of mothballed Imperial military tech. They even pick up an old junky Star Destroyer. They run a few short drills, but Poe can't stand Thrawn. He confronts him with insubordination, until Thrawn drops the cool facade and points out that both sides have done terrible things in the name of duty that will forever haunt their consciences. They don't agree, but they do finally come to respect one another.
Rey is captured and brought to Snoke.
Kylo discovers a new devastating plot, tries to warn Resistance. This tips off Snoke, who has been watching him. Snoke reveals that he has captured Rey, and sees by Kylo's reaction that he has turned. They're both bound.
Final Act: epic space battle between The First Order with new tech and Thrawn's Resistance with Old Tech but superior tactics.
Throne room scene has Snoke torturing Kylo and Rey. Luke battles Snoke, they both die. Luke gets to see the faces of Kylo and Rey as they hold him in their arms, satisfied that he has set things right in the galaxy.
The Imperial/Resistance Alliance wins the day, and must now discover how to become unified in peace again.
Remake Scott Pilgrim, but with Star Wars
>Rey has to fight through all the Knights of Ren to get that sweet Kylo manflesh and turn him over to the light
>also, include some force projection smooches and lots of sexual tension
>everyone else in the First Order and Resistance fucks around in some kind of third wheel subplot to keep them busy
>third wheel subplot DOESN'T involve a superweapon
Ben trundles into the frame, shirtless but wearing the mask. Forced perspective is used to make him appear much larger. He says "I'm a big guy for you." and rips Rey's head off. The rest of the movie plays out as harem romcom with a group of big-tittied multicolored alien hoes. This group consists of a blue Twi'Lek, a red Togruta, a green Mirialan, and for a change of pace, an absolutely STACKED xenomorph queen (which is possible due to the Fox acquisition.) Ben consults the force ghosts for relationship advice (Except Luke because he's not actually dead). However, Snoke survived his mutilation by draining force juice from many people who were aboard The Resurgence in order to regenerate his body. Now Ben and his bitches must pilot powerful walkers which are also starfighters armed with giant lightsabers (think of like a mashup of Gundam, Macross, and Five Star Stories). After defeating Snoke, the ending makes it unclear with whom Ben will settle and implies there will be further adventures from this point onwards. Hopefully, Disney will greenlight an animated series that continues the story.
Crashing this plane.
WITH NO SURVIVORS.
>le 56% ameriretard thinks its the director who writes script and decides the story
i don't even have to come up with it, JJ Abrams is my neighbor and told me this is how he's going to save the franchise
Timeskip of 10 years
>Leia did at some point, Poe is leader of the resistance
>Finn is a Republic diplomat, 'The Turned Stormtrooper'
>Rose is dead
>Kylo and the FO are being pushed back, the Republic woke up and is on the verge of ending them for good
>Snoke is Plagueis, he has found a way to transfer conciousness
>Rey became a beacon for the fight against the FO in her early years, but has now taken two apprentices; Yoda and Luke guide her
Act I:
>Plagueis has transferred conciousness
>He chose a frail body because he was planning on letting Kylo kill him anyway, to make Kylo reach his full potential
>Plagueis is on some base somewhere, reveals that he is ready to unleash his secret weapon
>The FO has been cornered at some planet or galaxy or whatever
>Kylo Ren is a badass now, achieved Sith levels and is able to slaughter scores of soldiers on his own
>But, the sheer number of the Republic vs the dwindling FO is something just one Sith can't solve
>Finn and Poe doing Finn and Poe shit
>Rey has taken the one kid from the end of TLJ and another force sensitive young girl she came across, gone to whatever the new Republic HQ is and proposed setting up a new Jedi Order/Council
>With the help of Finn, Republic agrees, Rey sends out galaxy-wide message urging force sensitive people to come to the HQ
>The two Padawan become a kind of family for Rey
Act 2:
>Plagueis unleashes his secret weapon
>Turns out he's been training more people than just Kylo
>His small battalion of New Sith attack various places in the Galaxy
>FO and Republic catch wind of this
>FO is happy, Kylo is conflicted
>Republic is worried, start throwing everything they have at the FO, eventually beat them
>They prepare to fight the Sith menace
>Rey hears of this, leaves to once again join the Republic army
>Poe does Poe shit
>Finn decides he was meant to fight, joins Rey
Without memeing, just make a film adaptation of KotoR.
Act 3:
>Kylo captured
>Rey tries to convince him to be good, refuses, states he will make his own army or something and conquer everything
>Luke tries to convince him, doesn't work
>Finally, Hayden Christensen cameo as Anakin force ghost comes and talks to Kylo about the errors of his ways as Vader, all the pain and suffering his choices brought him
>Kylo finally decides to turn, decides he's already had enough pain
>Rey and Kylo instruct the Republic on the best ways to take down force users
>They spearhead the attack against the New Sith, end up killing most of them
>Few unspecified individuals flee/go into hiding
>Kylo and Rey fight Snoke, who is now in a younger, more vitalized body
>While Snoke is proficient with the Saber, his main power comes from his extensive force abilities
>Cool force shit happens in the fight
>During the climax, Kylo loses his hand in the fight saving Rey, so she can strike down Snoke
>Final scene with Kylo's new mechanical hand, starting to try to repair the damage he's caused with the FO
>Rey and Finn intersex
>oh yeah some BB8 shit happens too
the end
now they have options for more villains and more heroes
>Snoke's back and gets massive development
>timeskip
>regenerated Snoke wages war
>kylo and rey teamup
>kylo still evil and launches assault on weakend resistance
>rey and kylo have a fight where they end up blowing up both resistance and imperial fleets
>everything starts again
Basically the war arc of Narutu with changes
This would be far better than anything we've gotten so far.
Pick up after Episode 8, fuck the haters.
So the First Order is basically ISIS and owned the universe because the other side was incredibly stupid. They're also spread thin as hell and their leadership is now in shambles.
Anyway, the movie would need to have two parts - prequelcore, showing what the galaxy is up to, and originalcore, showing what Rey and her famsquad are up to.
The prequelcore would show how the rebellion is rising up again. Not as an organized force but people on the streets picking up stones and throwing them at stormtroopers. There are also munities on ships, that sort of thing.
This side of the movie will also revolve around the reasons why the New Republic crumbled so rapidly - specifically, because it was just a new coat of paint on the very same bureaucracy of the Empire, the very same political machine that allowed the Empire to even become a thing.
For the originalcore part, honestly not sure. Would appreciate input. However, one way it could all culminate is with Kylo and his knights jumping out of hyperspace on Coruscant, on which a full-on civil war is raging, then having the big fight with Rey there.
Chewbacca goes crazy and rapes Leia for 2 and a half hours.
>So... How do you fix this mess???
haven't watched the new movie, but what I heard from, it's impossible
the only thing what I can do is, that Snoke lied about Rey's parents and they were Han and Leia (or Luke and another female, the theory that Obi-Wan might be Rey's father, not a good idea)
and to give a better explanation why Luke wanted to kill Kyle
>not Star Whores
One job
Bring back Grand Admiral Thrawn to hakai the rebels and first order. He could probably beat them both with 3 tie fightets and a busted up freighter.
Okay bear with me
>Movie opens with space battle between rebellion ships and FO
>shot moves to the bridge of a Super Star Destroyer with a cleft in the middle aimed at a planet
>Cleft is railgun/relativistic kill vehicle
>It fires on the planet and partially cores it
>Leia is killed in the attack
>Hux is competent in the film and quickly wipes up remainder of rebel fleet
>Elsewhere Rey is reading old Jedi texts. Maybe she makes some sparks shoot out of her fingers or something
>Feels Tremor in the force and knows Leia is dead
>Rey, Finn, Rose and Poe all go meet with the remainder of the republic fleet
>They decide that need to rally the remaining inner worlds and their individual fleets to be able to take out the FO
>Rose and Poe work on that through the movie with a variety of moving speeches and promises of never having to fear the darkness or some schlocky thing like that
>Rey says she need to face Kylo and Finn says he needs to help
>Change to Kylo's PoV where he wakes from ominous nightmare
>He goes and kills some rebels he's captured because "evil lol"
>Goes back to his room where he has a full-blown Vader Shrine
>Voice tell him he needs to go to Yavin 4 for "ultimate power" to rule the universe
>Poe and Rose find out about FO movement around the Yavin system and inform Rey and Finn about it
>Rey and Finn steal FO shuttle from base that takes up movie time
>They fly to Yavin 4
>Rey feels pull of the Force to old temple
>They both meet Kylo and Hux and a fight ensues
>End up in large room
>Kylo starts acting off
>Force ghost is thrown out of him in fight
>Oh shit it's Snoke
>Form changes to Exar Kun
>He reveals it's been him the whole time
>Fucked with Luke's mind
>Fucked with Kylo's mind
>Knew he was doing the lightsaber shit the whole time but let it happen because his body was shit
>Kylo and Rey team up to try and fight him
>Exar Kun is losing so he flys into Hux and make him give an order to fire on the moon
Continued next post
The story is already ducked beyond repair. So ill just go with a generic ending and completley focus on action scenes and new tech being introduced like dark troopers and what not.
PART I
>Movie starts with shot from space, and then immediately jumps down to the rock that Luke Skywalker had died on.
>Luke appears where he once vanished and was thought to have been dead at the end of The Last Jedi.
>He was gone for a few moments, but he wasn't quite ready to move on just yet.
>Luke rebuilds his green lightsaber.
>He lifts his X-Wing out of the water to find Rey and Leia.
>Meanwhile, the Millenium Falcon had landed in an emergency on a nearby planet and the crew looks panicked.
>Rey is sitting in a "hospital" or whatever Star Wars has and senses the loss of Leia, with a doctor coming out to Rey and informing her that Leia didn't survive.
>Luke senses the loss of Leia, and has to make a quick stop for fuel on a planet that has Lando Calrissian.
>Lando sees Luke's old X-Wing arrive and he runs down to see his old friend.
>Luke informs Lando that both Han and Leia have died, and that Kylo Ren is now in charge of the First Order.
>Lando informs Luke that he was just prepping to send out more Resistance fighters to help Leia and the others. He is now General Calrissian.
>Lando tells Luke to leave his old X-Wing, and to take his ship to where the distress call was sent. Lando and Luke both take off together.
>Meanwhile, Finn is waiting for Rose to wake up. He is informed that Rose did not make it either, and Finn slams his fist against one of the walls. Poe walks up to him and puts his hand on his shoulder.
>Rey shortly walks up after and informs Finn and Poe that she has some sort-of connection to Kylo, and that she believes this is the key to resolving the situation with the First Order.
>Kylo Ren and Hux are meanwhile searching the galaxy for Rey, Finn, Poe, and he also senses the return of Luke.
>Kylo Ren sends the Knights of Ren, a group of former students of Luke, to find their old master and his allies to destroy them. They split up in different ships.
Hire some fag to direct the movie for 10mil, then pocket rest. Fuck that gay shit.