/porg/ - Porg general

Please try to keep the porg posting contained to this thread.

what does a porg cloaca smell like

Porg dump incoming.

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Why is there so little port porn?

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based porg dumper

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I FUCKING LOVE PORGS

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please make porgs offensive

I want to read articles about them being something something alt right mascots something something Sup Forums

>i hate porgs
>better make some threads, discuss them, and make some memes out of them

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These Porg edits are the only good thing to come out of this whole shit-show.

ITT

Good as in they're actually funny or good as in it's still shit but its the best that has happened. Because if its the former you have some really low standards.

So, what you're saying is.....

.....more porgs?

porg posting pleasure palace

Such a majestic creature.

based naziporgposter

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I bet they shit everywhere.

Someone have a link about the real seabirds they killed while filming this shitty movie?

I need to rage.

This shit is worse than Minions. I hate this fucking planet.

Ted Kaczynski was right.

where to buy that one?

That's clearly Target.

Probably, but we'll find out soon. Disney is working to genetically engineer porgs so they can sell them for the next movie.

I just watched this movie and I came to Porg post. This is literally the first star wars thread I've been to after seeing the film.

target

do they sell online?

GIVE PORG TV SHOW

Welcome friend.

welcome to the thread. What did you think of the porgs?

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xD

Holy kek

porgs need to become a hate symbol, c'mon Sup Forums I wanna see nazi peepee poopoo porgs

May the porg be with you lol:p

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Nice one user lol

Disney won. Porgs everywhere

Aren't we the real winners though?

The second one.

Kyaaaa >,

bump porg cute

LOL

Dude epic! I'm totally getting a tattoo of this on my neck.

concept art from rumored deleted scene where porgs find saber Luke threw away and accidently kill each other
hope it makes to DVD bonus

A cheap rip off of star trek's tribbles, that's what they are.

lmao

I was thinking that when they looked at the lightsaber. Wish they had put that in.

the virgin ironic shitposter
The chad beyond irony meme connoisseur

Chewie saw this and thought, MMMM chicken

did he finish his roasted porg he was about to eat when other ones disturbed him?
generally Chewie had so little to do in this movie.

>Chewie kills and cooks a Porg
>other Porgs give him sad eyes so he doesn't eat the food he already prepared
Literally why? That poor Porg died for nothing now.

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Reports (reporgs lol) are coming in that in some theatres people clapped every time porgs were on screen.

Porg spinoff movie when?

I like to think he still ate it.

Turned the Falcon into a porg farm so he could have porg sandwiches whenever he wanted.

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>the only known location of porgs is on an island hidden from society
>because chewie and rey took them with them they will now colonize the galaxy

unless chewie eats them before they land

Did Luke share his milk with the porgs? I had to go to the bathroom during the movie and I missed the scene where I think they address this.

Porgs are the key to all of this.

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is that oc? that's...something

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Disney pls

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CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR THE KIDDOS!!!

Holy shit I really want Nazi porgs to hit the mainstream. Imagine Disney's reaction

Is there even THAT much fucking porg merch? at most I saw like 2 plushies when I walked out of the theater for sale. Also that one immediately to the right of the sign looks actually decent

Post them on your facebook

i hope they got paid for this. otherwise they have a mental disorder.

Kill yourself

suck my cock dude

homo go back to /lgbt/