We need $300 but only have a lump of rice and some raw fish

>we need $300 but only have a lump of rice and some raw fish
>I gotchu covered senpai!

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>I don't know why i came here, my parents never cared for me

what did he mean by this?

Are there any Michelin starred restaurants that serve chicken tendies?

Jirostein dreams of scamming gullible gajin

PLUS TIP

*gives you a massage*

That'll be donation + tip.

I don't understand

What don't you understand? You don't know what a massage is?

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Truth be told I think I'd rather eat Jiro's Vinegar Fish then deal with this bullshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=QpHFY8PydnE

>Here's your dessert sir, it's served on a Pillow because LMAO why not?

Best meme 2017 Award Winner

watch Juan likes Rice & Chicken
It's a pisstake of Jiro

you can talk shit on this movie all you want, at least its better than jiro nightmares of ass rape

i love it when a meeeem gathers steam
keep it up mate. you about to hit critical mass

They must know, surely they know. I refuse to believe they don't know.

Of course they know, and they like it. That's why they pay him and goes to his house for additional sessions.

There WILL be.

Sneeds Famous Tendies & Crab Legs.

300 dollars a bucket.

I mean it's probably bretty gud sushi tho.

Damn son how do I get a job jiggling ass and titties all day?

Have you mastered Qi? Do you have 40+ years of massaging experience?

Are you able to help the girls out so much they give you a thumbs up?

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Why can't they just get someone to give them a real happy ending instead of pretending they're not helping some pervert cum when they leave.

How do you know their ulterior motive isn't to get a "happy ending" while getting a massage at the same time? Even the boyfriend/husband gets something out of it.

Have any of you had a full body massage before?
Memes aside, it's really nice desu

It turns out that the Jew doesn't fear the Samurai, he envies him.

Yes, I can breathe on their backs like I'm sucking up crumbs and manhandle their crotch and ass like no tomorrow. I'm ready sensei.

What do you mean by this reaction image?

>when he went straight in for that tiddie suck
holy shit my sides
this guy is some kind of eastern snake oil genius

But why shroud it in fake science? Can't you just be upfront with yourself and everyone around you and go to a real massage therapist who will play with your pussy for an extra $.

>ywn be a women and have your pussy furiously rubbed to restore its chi energy because The Dong is terrified at the thought of you not joining the Sky

> Never has any fat hags, old women, or men.

Weird how he has such a homogeneous clientele.

>extra $

Why pay extra? Maybe his techniques feels way better?

He's done all of those and more, the guy who made these webms is just saving the seediest ones

search 'Luo Dong' on youtube

Japan has high life expectancy. Raw fish and rice is good food.

>white women

Is it really snake oil if the masseur believes in it and so does the client? And they both get pleasure from it?

It's not just white, everyone love sit.

Europeans have come far

Foreign girls love massages too.

>ywn massagecuck someone
why live?

You're still young, you can learn and practice. In a decade or so, you'll master the arts of massaging. Then you can head out to the beach.

is there anything worse than food "culture"

BURY THE EVIDENCE, THE GAIJIN KNOW

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*buries head deep inside buttocks*

her nips got hard after the pussy rub

wait these webm's aren't from a JAV? fuckin lel

It felt too good, the massage was very relaxing.

>JAV

He's an honest man and an honest masseur. He only has pure intentions.

Dong believes in old Folk faiths, he thinks ghosts of all the bad things you've done in life are out to get you, and they sap your Chi everyday as you live, so he goes around trying to restore what he can with massages.

He means well I guess

youtu.be/wqDaZsgR5zg

Here's a fried egg on a pile of hay with potato chips. Oh, also the customers crack the egg open themselves because most people have ever cracked an egg before. What a experience.

pretty sure this girl cums. she curls those toes at the end when hes going to town on that left boob.

I think most of them do, that's how you know the Qi is flowing into them. They say women can have multiple orgasms, and it looks like it.

How do I achieve this high powerlevel?

Achieve level 33 Sky Master Chi. Then you can give clients electrical shocks through single touches.

Wtf? How does he convince them to let him do that?

Why are you fags so triggered by this masseur?
I used to give my ex buttmassages all the time, she loved it and was horny as fuck afterwards

He's been doing it so long he has a rep for it

step 1: don't be a straight white male

Why do you think he needs to convince anyone? Maybe they like it?

does he do this like everyday? shit must be back-breaking

It's why for men he only does it for 5-10 minutes max, because men are "harder" and it hurts his "hands" and "shoulders".

>When he just straight up lays on top of her
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Based Qi-Poster does it again...

How does that work? Trust me I have been doing my this a long time I got a reputation?

>Trust me I have been doing my this a long time I got a reputation?

What did you mean by this?

I guess he started off small, then gradually gained numbers and regulars until most locals recognized him as 'that odd but friendly chinese guy that'll massage your ass for Qi energy'

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! HE CANT!

Ok
Now try doing that to someone's wife's son's mother

the fucking titles are killing me

I have never seen a more sexually insecure community than this board

Tell me this isn't true lek

>this board

this website*

Found the cuck

I'm just here for the ASMR value of watching some old eastern asian wizard ferociously give spiritual groin massages to spiritually dead westerners and fill them with Chi energy again for their husbands.
stop hating

How do they just let him massage their tits and ass? How do they know it will feel good? For all they know it's just some random creepy asian guy.

你知道嗎?男人全身肌肉骨頭太硬,我需要用到很大的力量按摩。如果我按摩男人太多,那樣我的肩膀肌肉會酸痛和受傷!女人身體柔軟有彈性,按摩女人時,不會造成我太多手和肩膀肌肉的疼痛。有很多原因是男人女人,經常是陰陽互惠互助,男人按摩女人,女人按摩男人。陰陽是萬法之王。【人如流水,水如人】【男人剛陽,雄壯如,山、石、清風。女人陰柔,美麗如,水、氣、雲海。】。
Do you know? Man's body muscles too hard, I need to use a lot of power massage. If I massage too many men, my shoulder muscles will be sore and hurt! A woman's body is soft and flexible, massage a woman, will not cause too much pain in my hands and shoulders muscles. There are many reasons for men and women, often mutual benefit yin and yang, men massage women, massage women. Yin and Yang is the king of the law. 【People like running water, water, such as people】 【Men just Yang, majestic like mountains, rocks, breeze. Woman feminine, beautiful, water, chi, sea of clouds. ]。

Based PuChi-Poster

Anyone else get strangely relaxed from watching these massage Webms?

DONGED

>relaxed

No, I have a minor chubby from all those butts jingling and my sides also hurt from laughing.

Honestly I wouldn't mind rubbing down that woman's back. Little chinaman looks like he's practically humping her. That is a nice looking back though.

roastie detected, massage incoming

Does one need to be licensensed to do this? I've gotten compliments on my massaging techinque's before, so I could probably get away with this shit.

>he doesn't feel anything from the vagina fingering and tit squeezing

you might be gay

Why did this guy suddenly become a meme?

You'll get arrested. If you're white, you need to be a certified masseur. There are schools for this.

But if you're Asian, you can say you learned from a book from 4,000 years ago. I doubt you can buy a copy and tell the cops you know Chinese and read it.

>enjoying another man's sexual actions on a woman

Nigga, it's an ass jiggling. You might have a problem if you get off to watching another man finger a girl.

Kek

What if I massage the cops so they don't arrest me?

>I don't watch porn

*tips chi in your direction*

He's the Surly Egg King of Sup Forums now :^)

Oh boy do a watch a lot of it. But clothed shit doesn't do it for me.

>suddenly
this shit's been spammed for years

Yeah I'm black so I'm deffo getting arrested. Maybe I could sell it as some ancient african tribal ritual or something, wear some shaman robes while doing it. Under which I'd be completely naked/erect ofcourse.

Thanks man, will watch

/our guy/

The coming race war will see the complete extermination of your worthless kind.

This is the greatest con artist of our fucking time.
>why don't you massage men more
>yin and yang bitch

Dress in the craziest African shit and you'll get away with it. Don't forget to use an accent as well. If you speak like a ghetto nigger or speak like an average African American, they'll know you're bullshitting and just trying to molest people.

I haven't heard of any African massages, so you can't really carry a book around claiming you're using techniques from 4,000 years ago