Why didn't he get his sword, like, right after he lost it?

Why didn't he get his sword, like, right after he lost it?

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You even watch the show?
You'll have to wait until Saturday to find out.

Dropped it

The sword is forged from the strenght of human spirit and his was pretty broken

It feel into some radioactive looking pit.
The sword maybe indestructible but if it's a position where Jack is guaranteed dead if he tries to go after it, it's as good as gone.

He'll have to consult Ra & Friends to craft another one.

Why didn't you lose your virginity, like right after you hit puberty?

What if he used a really strong magnet?

well we'll find out next episode

Aku's plan to destroy all the time portals probably happened before that, so he was already in a state of despair over never being able to return home and undo all the death and destruction before it started.

So losing the sword was probably the last straw. He could have gone down to get it but what would be the point? Aku just flees every time he defeats him anyway.

Because girls are ridiculously picky?
Don't see how your analogy works, though...

you could have just fucked a boy

The sword is covered in radioactive goop. It'd melt his hands and give him cancer as soon as he grasped it.

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People can't just choose to be gay. I've been trying to become gay for 3 years now. It all started with bananas. Every morning for breakfast I'd deepthroat a banana and imagine my glass of milk is cum. Everytime I took a shit I'd imagine it's a black guy slowly taking his penis out of my ass. I've switched over all of my porn to trap porn. That gave me the idea of becoming a trap myself. I shaved my legs, put on a skirt and kneesocks, bent over and fingered my ass. It did nothing for me so I decided to go on craigslist. In ten seconds I got a response and went over to the guy's house. I sucked his dick. Again, nothing. I let him fuck my ass. Again, nothing. I kept this craigslist act up for a while. Sucking and fucking dick after dick until I finally realised I wasn't gay.

There are literal billions of Robots running around. Why not get one of them to fetch it?

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wew

>here are literal billions of Robots running around. Why not get one of them to fetch it?
Because then you wouldn't get to make a forced noble sacrifice.

no-one said anything about enjoying it. you took it up the butt? congrats, you're not a virgin.

Be patient and we'll see on Saturday you fucking doublenigger.

>when you convince fawkes to do it in broken steel
>Perlman treats you like shit and calls you a coward for making the rational decision and not suiciding of radiation poisoning

Jacks immortal.
How is radiation a problem?

NONE A THIS MATTERS

They are not.

Jack can't die from old age, but can still die from everything else.

Say that to my face after you've been rejected hundreds of times you dirty coward.

he isnt immortal in the sense that he literally cant die for shit, he just dont get old

is not that he cant die, he just cant age

>rejected hundreds of times
You haven't even asked out a woman.
It's just your own insecurities getting the best of you and you're trying to rationalize.

Considering the journey to recover it seems to be more spiritual than physical, my guess is the sword abandoned HIM when he stopped being worthy of it, and he didn't seek it out out of shame.

That actually does make sense

Japs are practically immortal in real life too but they still fear nuclear radiation.

I see you know me better than I know myself!

Let me tell you this, shitface: a "friend" of mine has even more rejections notched under his belt (over 1000), so you can stick your bullshit about girls not being picky where the sun don't shine.

What has he been doing for 50 years anyways? It almost feels more like he jumped in time again rather than he was around for that long doing fuck all.

This whole series feels like a gimmick. Like how during the 3D craze the movies would throw little crap like deadbolts flying at you or whatever, or video game consoles adding some gimmick like motion tracking. Samurai Jack is busy saying "Weee look at us we're on Adult Swim now!" by showing toddlers getting beat up, girls getting their throats cut, Jack having suicidal thoughts, beloved characters getting killed off, and penis jokes, yet there is no cohesion. Jack and Aku have essentially being doing nothing for 6 episodes.

Unless it pulls off a spectacular finale out of its ass, this season is going to age like dogshit.

shitloads of old people volunteered to help clean up the fukushima fallout because they figured by the time radiation poisoning sets in they'll have died of old age anyway

Fawkes could have fucked it up 6 was from Sunday, also the capital wasteland being saved by a mutant doesn't sit well with the brotherhood of steel.

user you have forgotten the Japanese 1 weakness
the common cold

That's when a lack of genetic diversity really fucks you hard.

>benis pic
>not posting Tom Kenny's semi-official gift to Sup Forums along with it
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This show is shit. What kind of baby watches this kind of drivel?

you mean trucks,right?

>What has he been doing for 50 years anyways? It almost feels more like he jumped in time again rather than he was around for that long doing fuck all.
It is heavily implied that he's been roaming the world, saving any innocents he possibly can, and then in episode 5 he actually states this because the studio knows obtuse retards like yourself won't get it. Pay attention!

That isn't Tom Kenny though, It's just user.

testing webm. i hope it loops

Bravo, user!

>It is heavily implied

>Aku destroyed all of the time portals
>he loses the sword not long afterwards
>sees no point to getting it back

That was my guess. There are a few hiccups in the writing of Season 5.

>John Madden

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And then directly stated just for you. But you only read the part of the post that lets you whine, just like in the other thread.

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I doubt Aku got them all, and the FTL time trick should still work.

>aeiou

Assuming this isn't a Sup Forums or /lgbt/ copy pasta no one gives a shit my dude.

Have you tried being yourself?

That guy probably has women gushing over his mug the moment he walks into somewhere, you think I'm gonna find advice from him useful?

Why are you such a butthurt faggot?

Dude it's okay
Just be yourself my man and eventually a girl will come along

Is this pasta?

Not him, but Matt peake is a nerdy video editor for a YouTube lets play channel. They make him do videos on camera because of how awkward he is as a joke.

defeatism at its finest ladies and gentlemen

>Everytime I took a shit I'd imagine it's a black guy slowly taking his penis out of my ass.

can't unsee, how am I supposed shit now?

thanks, fag

Nothing to do with how he looks, though.

Immortal in the sense he won't die. He can still be killed, though he does seem to have a healing factor now (seen from how quickly his wound healed after his first meeting with the Daughters of Aku).