Thoughts on the new JUMANJI?

Thoughts on the new JUMANJI?

Karen Gillan has no ass or tits, but I love her to death. The movie though? The movie fucking sucked, as expected from most things from The Rock these days.

Looks litty

L O N D O N

no ass white girl

is there a scene where shes wasted, naked, and wimpering in a hotel hallway?

exactly how i like it

Can't wait to see Robin Williams make a cameo

Pisskino

P I S S

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does she do panty scenes in jumanji?

>critics hate it and love tlj
>piss-soaked audiences love it and hate tlj
Thank you BASED Rock

I was thinking about that in the shower today. Maybe they’d pull a Tarkin and cgi him into the background of a scene or something.

We can only hope.

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>It is not attractive
kill yourself

I don’t like her.
Naked she looks like an uncooked hotdog.

I will watch it just to star at Giraffe-fu.

>he doesn't eat ass for breakfast

thats part of it

i like to look at a hot ass on a girl and imagine taking a big fucking fat smelly shit

>little

>70 million dollar budget

Damn, Jumanji looks like THAT?!

Are you the next internet phenomenon?

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Haven't seen it yet, but look forward to comparing it to the original.

If it's successful, will The Rock shut the fuck up about not being cast in Star Wars?

>I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Samoa. I was schooled in Anoaʻi wrestling. I was an eight time WWF/WWE Champion. They take a movie “The Force Awakens.” They have a 5-foot-9-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Samoa. He doesn’t speak Samoan. He has never smelled what I was cooking. They make him Finn. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

Lets be honest,his LITTY and raunchy humor would go just fine with the current trilogy

Cute.

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