Ocean's 8

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*breathes in*

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eh looks fine

Do they all get raped on that train?

I don’t understand what this is? Is it a reboot? Or a prequel of some sort?

It's a remake/reboot, this time with the "twist" of an all-female main cast.

at least it isnt a casino heist

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Sweet, Ghostbusters 2016 all over again

A spiritual successor to Ghostbusters.

yeah the original cast of oceans 11 does it, it's the twist of the movie

well at least they cant ruin the characters

Probably won’t see it but since menustrating all over Oceans Eleven doesn’t ruin my childhood, I ain’t mad about it. I’m just not interested.

Jesus christ.

Casting looks terrible.

rihanna?
mindy?
fucking HBC in a flick?

Add some people with actual grit and humor.

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Now who will compose the soundtrack to the all female Nightmare Before Christmas?

>Want to make a feminism movie defeating sexism
>Do you

A. Make an all new original movie with female leads

B. Rehash an old male dominate movie with meme female leads and cringy comedy

this film gives off the vibe 'us gals can be just as cool as guys!' just fuck off with this trash

>AWKWAFINA

This can't be real.
This isn't a real name.
Noone sane would call themselves or their child like that.

Powerful

can't wait for Clooney's cameo at the end of the movie you think it will be him and Pitt or will they bring along Damon?

She's made it herself but I'm honestly not sure which is more retarded.

And thats the asian chick fyi. responsible for classical music masterpieces like this :
youtube.com/watch?v=z726OPwCnjE

Wait, where's Julia Roberts? I thought she would be the Ocean in all this
Is Bullock supposed to be his hidden sister that we didn't know about or some bullshit like that?

>Black actresses still sit in the back
How many times it takes a "fucking white male" to laugh at that for them to change it?

why do they look so fake. women need a crisis intervention with the cosmetics

RIP in pieces white men

>Pitt
>Clooney
>Damon
All tip top alphas in their prime.
>Bullock
>Blanchett
>Bonham Carter
All post-menopausal women. Undesirable, relative to their 20-something counterparts
Kaling literally looks like a walking-talking piece of poo giant poo in a wig.

>My Vag

Shit, that's the first time since ages that I actually fell over laughing.

Why are women only capable of making "art" and "comedy" about their body parts or their sexlife?

Our of the bunch, Rihanna seems the only good one

Something about this cast looks off, like they all look very generic and dont really look particularly identifiable. Look at the other movie and youll see that all the people look very different, even as men they look like differnet characters that arent simply identified as men, like their attire hairstyles and demeanour identifies them as an individual character, these all look like they are playing the same character in the new cast. The strong female character who wears fashionable clothes and is super serious.

Kelly from The Office is about the worst choice for "woman to become a real actress"

/ourguy/ behind enemy lines

>sandra
>cate
>anne
muh fucking dick is gonna die

>Sandra Bullock
>undesirable
speak for yourself you child

>Is Bullock supposed to be his hidden sister that we didn't know about or some bullshit like that?

Yes.

Why do I find Olivia Munn so hot

good taste

Porn spin off called "Ocean's 8 inches" when?

>*female audience cheering*
FUCK DRUMPF
FUCK MEN

Hey Aaron

>are you cumming to watch my film, user? please say yes.

Bullock in Demoltion Man? Sure. But this bitch is over 50. It's gross seeing her plastic, old, fucked up face, slathered in makeup in a movie. Take a look at Nicole Kidman in Killing Of a Sacred Deer, for example. Sad. They should choose women in their sexual primes

So im guessing they use sexual advances to trick men and steal from them and thats ok

It's a guilty pleasure
Who?

>Sandra Bullock has professional level hair, makeup in prison
>all the aging whores of hollywood make an appearance
>they all are caked up, desperately trying to hide their failing looks
>trying to convince an audience rhianna is a super XxX skilled hx0r
>le quirky azn girl

The only person I don't despise in this film is HBC

No worst cat woman, I am not.

t. ive never seen a vagina in real life

I just down bloated it. haha the jews are fucked now.

I want to breed her

>gif

This is so bad

Kidman doesn't look great no but thats aussie genetics. Bullock still looks quite good at the moment IMO

if the Pajet whore is only in for 5 min it does not look that back

Perhaps, just maybe, ah, this is a film NOT aimed at a white male 15-22 demographic?

what the fuck

girls are cool. women can pull heists. get over it, shitlord.

Patton oswalt is such a slug. Can't someone just shoot that gremlin.

>we haveto empower women and put them in more movies to get back at sexist men!
>make more movies with yummy mummies and cute female leads
I dont need the character in a bikini to get off to it, keep it coming. Ghostbusters shit the bed by casting uggos, this looks like they are porcelain mannequins.

OH BOY I CANT WAIT TO SEE AWKWAFWINWA

>female version of "my dick"

Why are women unable to come up with original ideas?

Why do they have to self insert themselves into male dominated hobbies and ruin them out of spite?

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MISS ME YET?

I usually just faceroll random letters as a name on joke sites but holy shit they did it in a movie..! That's cool..! Dunno why it's listed as an actor tho

Ocean's Eleven is one of those comfy films you can just watch almost anytime and get a good time

She lacks originality as well: youtube.com/watch?v=20tgeIXs324

>this is hollywood intended audience
man, piracy is a bless for these times

how is this not plagiarism..?

Who the fuck comes up with these names, seriously.
>raise your hand when I say your name class
>Johnson
>Moore
>Bennett
>Smith
>Awkwafina
>uhhh...you say it wrong cuh
>its AWK-wah-fine-uh nigga, with a FIIIIINE on the end of that UHHH!
>*twerks*

>8
they couldn't even get 10 decent actresses...

Rihanna is box office poison.

>they couldn't even get 10 decent actresses
the whole point retard is that they want another trilogy

ocean's nine
ocean's ten

get it now?

They should've just made a movie about the guys who robbed Kim Kardashian

It's the same shit except it actually happened.

>tying her up
>just leaving her instead of doing whatever you want with her
Sure, this certainly happened for realz.

It's pretty bad but then there is James Corden and I started puking. WHY this fat cunt is popular?

If they raped her it would have left DNA evidence

this, the fact they didn't raped her is makes this story fake as fuck

gotta smash that shieeeeeeeeeeet

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BASED SAM

I watched the trailer yesterday and thought that was a map....

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this is how imagine an average Sup Forumsirgin

>this is attractive in burgerland

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>I don’t understand what this is? Is it a reboot? Or a prequel of some sort?

None, all the actors in the previous one changed their gender.

it's yet another installment in the OCEAN'S CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

They show danny ocean's grave, so it's sequel focusing on a different audience.

But he's correct though. I understand the point of a strong female character, but when each and every single one of them is written to be some super intelligent femme who can get herself out of any situation without sucking off the antagonists s a bit much. Salt, Atomic Blonde, Oceans 8. A female couldn't fight 15 thugs at the same let alone 1 thug in an alley. Now you have a gang of women who are going to attempt to pull off a heist without letting their usual feminine thoughts/feelings interfere in the process? Come on. I can easily believe a group of men pulling off a heist because they've done it time and time again.

If you're going to write a strong female character then atleast do it correctly, she can't be some all mighty wonder women who is a Jack of all trades.

>But he's correct though
like I said, an average Sup Forumsirgin.

But once again, the super strong femme trope is false and straight up unrealistic, how am I a Virgin for saying that? I'm right and you know it. How about you provide an actual rebuttal.

>how am I a Virgin for saying that? I
because if you agree with that misogynistic comment, you're a virgin. as simple as that

you're either a roastie or a soyboy

God the soundtracks to these were just marvelous

The politicization of this is going to be terrible, the hot-takes and smug incoherent ass-pull articles spammed everywhere are going to be terrible, the whole 'it's a blatant remake/rehash but it's with women so that makes it original/urgent' shtick is terrible, but - this trailer doesn't look that bad. Might be decent Hollywood screwball shlock. Looks nothing like the hot garbage that was the Ghostbuster trailer.

Such a large group of women working together does feel weird to me though. Men have no loyalty to other men as a class, but they do often have loyalty to close male friends, which allows small groups of men to work together (often against other groups of men). Women often have some loyalty to women as a class, but they have much less loyalty to close female friends. They might have one BFF with which they share things, but in larger groups the passive aggressive competition is of the charts - which makes eight of them working together efficiently unlikely.

Ofcourse, it's a movie, so that doesn't really matter, but it does take me out of it somewhat. A mixed group of individuals, or a group of mostly males with a female leader wouldn't have that effect on me.

>you're either a male or a female
wow, great guess virgin!

Ahhh, okay. You're a retard without any form of original thoughts. Also it's scientific fact that women are physically weaker than men, I bet that research team was a bunch of misogynsts huh? Go fuck yourself.

I'm the original person you were talking to. But the whole calling a person over the Internet a Virgin because they say something sexist is so passe, go back to tumblr or fuck off.

Not only that but she had to have other people help her make this

What the fuck? I'm genderqueer you disgusting shitlord

i.e. you're either a female or a male who reasons and writes like a female because of a testosterone deficiency.