Their review of The Last Jedi was spot on

Their review of The Last Jedi was spot on.
>They say the movie is a mess
>They make fun of Rose
>They say Kylo Ren was interesting
>They say Rey wasn't a Mary Sue
>They aren't stupid plebs that go "Muh Luke character 'assassination'", in fact, they like the direction for the character, even if the execution is flawed
>They still rate the prequels lower and make fun of the stupid contrarian fans that say otherwise
BASED

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It's interesting to see how a lot of Sup Forums is seething that they dislike the movie, but not for the same dumb nitpicky reasons as them.

/thread pretty much

inb4 butthurt contrarians cry all over this thread just like they did the last one

this was a shitty review
the one with the muppet was so much better
smack talk?

RLM barely even fucking talked about the movie

Imagine being Mike and having to be all like "damn, AIDSMoby, you fuckin' funny, all hilarious with your bald head and horrific poo-poo pee-pee song. I would totally review films with you, both my character and the real alcoholic Nazi me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Jay's boi-pussy in the studio again. Like seriously imagine having to be Mike and not only sit across that table while Jack flaunts his flannel shirt and problem glasses in front of you, Rich's laughter barely drowning out Jack's gay lisp and reddit-tier opinions, and just sit there, Wheel after Wheel, Re-View after Re-View, while Jack told you about the latest 8-bit indie game he got for $2.99 on Steam. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous opinions on film, but his haughty attitude as Jay and Beardfat tell him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, AIDSMOBY REVIEWS FILMS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his pale has-been techno DJ face contort into grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Jay's waxed & bleached ass and Rich's sweaty fat rolls and later alleged holocaust victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even heard opinions this retarded before, and now you swear you can taste the PBR that's leaking out of his crusty mouth as he sucks it in and stares contemplatively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "enlightened (for that is what he calls himself)" hipster bullshit, the hipster bullshit he worked so hard for with Pixies albums and sriracha sauce in the previous months. And then Jay calls for another take, and you know you could gas every single Jew in this room before liver failure could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mike Stoklasa. You're not going to lose your Patreon over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

that's what happens when people are forced to step outside of their echo chamber, even if only for 45 minutes

FINALLY ITS UP. NOW I CAN MAKE AN OPINION ON THE FILM.

i dont think it was nearly as messy as jay thinks.

mainly because it cant be. it's too simple.

and while the quirks didn't make me laugh, they didn't feel out of place mostly because original trilogy is daft as fuck when you go back to it

Same here, 100% unironically though.

These morons are still pretending Rey isn't a Mary Sue. And they never mentioned the in-your-face feminist agenda.

I wish Jay would come out and just flat out say that he thinks the only reason people call Rey a Mary Sue is because of muh soggy knees and sexism because they don't like a stronk womyn protagonist, its clearly what he means but he's too pussy to say it outright because he knows it would open up Pandora's Box of political bullshit on the channel so he has to skirt around this belief awkwardly as hell and just make non-substansial ad hominem arguments all the time.

I think everyone should do like they suggested, they need a second viewing to really appreciate it

this 1000% unironically

Except for claiming she's not a Mary Sue, which if anything this movie cemented between her insignificant origins and Yoda's "she don't need no booklearnin'" shit and still zero counter to the arguments made in favor of her being a Mary Sue, it's pretty spot on, though the entire Luke thing is so severely flawed omitting it would have been better than going ahead with it, and I still think it would have better been done in the third one.

I haven't even seen the film yet

You got fucking btfo. Your last point about muh new tech explaining the sudden use of FTL as a weapon was absolutely laughable. Your gay ass head cannon is no replacement for what the film failed to explain.

a piece of shit worthless closeted faggot and his overweight ugly friends shill on disney...

nothing to see here.

>I wish Jay would give me the excuse to start crying about SJWs in RLM threads
Nothing is sacred to Sup Forumstards.

>hyperspace jumps is new tech

oh look a crying contrarian

starkiller base being new tech has been confirmed multiple times, it's not headcanon user, face it

>Rey isn't a Mary Sue
>she's so good she doesn't even need training
>burns down your house and free wheelies out of there

It's really weird how they mock people for saying that, yet never ever counter them. The duel at the end of TFA was ONE of many reasons, not just the only reason.

Why would I need an excuse when BeardFat and AIDSMoby exist? I'm just asking for Jay to be honest with himself.

He had to have been trolling. It's the only way, no one could truly be so stupid.

rey admits she needs training, try watching the movie

she said she needs help. that is about it though.

jumping is not new, having weapons jump is new

starkiller base is new tech, confirmed by several people involved in the movie

keep crying though, contrarians

OH yay the insufferable ugly low iq faggots are shilling for disney, wtf I love nu wars now!?

>Anyone who doesn't like my shit movie is a contrarian

she says it multiple times, a mary sue wouldn't admit they need help, they'd just save the galaxy

rey keeps fucking up, though

>don't forget that tfa was good!
>and don't forget rey definitely wasn't a mary sue!
other than the weird way they forced that into their review it wasn't bad

>>They aren't stupid plebs that go "Muh Luke character 'assassination'", in fact, they like the direction for the character, even if the execution is flawed

The execution is horrible and his death seems pointless because general gender studies esentially did the same thing as him only far more spectacularly

So your only defense is headcanon so shaky that not only is it not suggested by the events of the film but is, in fact, contra-indicated by the reaction of the First Order ship's bridge crew?

Your defense is so laughably weak and so transparently insincere that neither you nor it warrant further discussion. Though I must confess, the lack of sincerity is to be expected. You're defending the reigning kings of it, after all.

We are talking about the FTL attack you retard, not Starkiller, keep pace with that wee pea brain of yours if you can. You quite literally argued that the only reason the FTL attack doesn't invalidate the battles previously seen in star wars is because of some new, unspoken of tech, which is the dumbest thing you said in a long string of mind-numbingly dumb bullshit. No new tech was ever mentioned in TALK, and without any other reason given in the film, we have no choice but to conclude they were using the same old FTL they always have been. Eat shit and die.

Sup Forums's love of these morons shows how far this place has fallen.

anyone who goes against the majority for the sake of going against the majority is a contrarian, which is literally what you are doing

facts are hard though :(

non headcanon user, keep up with the conversation, it's been confirmed

keep crying about sci-fi being fictional though, see if I care

the FTL attack came from starkiller base lmao, what the fuck did you think I meant?

go be angry somewhere else and stop typing at me, you're clearly not in the right emotional place to have a rational discussion

>They aren't stupid plebs that go "Muh Luke character 'assassination'", in fact, they like the direction for the character, even if the execution is flawed
>this is the exact opinion held universally by stupid plebs

The fucking death star had FTL too you dumbass. The point is that TLJ brings into question, why hasn't FTL been weaponised before? And asking that question undermines all previous star wars space combat. You childish head cannon defence means nothing.

Yup, they reacted roughly the way I thought they would. Overall I would say I enjoyed the film more than they did but I can't really argue with much of what they said. The casino planet shit was awful, as was rose, and it really contributed to making the movie a mess. They also give the movie credit for at least trying new things but unfortunately not following through with most of them.

Overall, I agree with them on both TFA and TLJ but found their R1 review to be a bit too harsh.

>the majority

guess you don't know how hard the weekend box office drop for this movie was.

>the FTL attack came from starkiller base lmao, what the fuck did you think I meant?

What did the retard mean by this?

not FTL weaponry though

>why hasn't FTL been weaponised before?

tech wasn't developed yet, if it was developed they would have used it

again, VERY simple reasoning here

guess you don't know that the majority of people still have positive opinions of the movie

facts are hard :(

>people liked it
>its turning out to be a justice league blunder

uh huh

who are you talking to user?

>people liked it

FINALLY you're catching on, yes people liked it, every online site has at least 50% of people who enjoyed the movie (that's a majority btw)

>muh new tech
Does this theory of yours have any proof at all in the film? Oh wait, it doesn't? You're literally making it up to explain an inconsistency? Oh shit user that's fucking stupid, you are stupid.

There was no Starkiller base in TLJ, and the FTL attack didn't come from it you brainlet. This is about using FTL to weaponise objects like ships, again, keep up you dipshit.

yes, it does, and in previous films

you see, if the tech had existed, it would have been used before

because it wasn't used, it obviously didn't exist yet

how is this so hard for you to understand?

>it's a contrarian posts like a retard for you's

why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>Jay I completely agree with you on those two points

How will Mike ever recover?

their review was boring as fuck

here's a real review youtube.com/watch?v=R0QPCS4a84k

everyone else is talking about starkiller base, user

also, ships are hard to comeby, lasers are probably cheap, you can't just throw cruisers at fleets all day, it's a last-ditch strategy

(You)

The high-pitched laughter from the manlet on the left was annoying as fuck

...

whats with the fucking annoying backround music?

>Le meme prequels are bad
At this point, just say that is what makes you a contarian hipster

>OH yay the insufferable ugly low iq faggots are shilling for disney, wtf I love nu wars now!?
They weren't shilling, but they were boring AF

Probably the laser that reaches those planets seemingly within minutes from the outer rim or wherever starkiller base was.

What he doesn't realise (probably because he didn't watch the film is we are talking about how the purple haired bitch somehow admiral akbar'd the entire first order fleet by going into hyperspace, or pretty much the original of the second part of this webm

by leaving rlm and taking 90% of petrons with him

jay can play games on twitch with the other soy boys

Oh, OK, so your argument is that the First Order, the same guys who came up with a form of weaponized hyperspace(they didn't, by the way. FTL and hyperspace are related but separate concepts in Star Wars) just chose not to employ it against the fleeing not-Rebellion, but the not-Rebellion, within days of even encountering such tech for the first time, back-engineered it and retrofitted it onto the one specific ship that just so happened to be among the surviving not-Rebel Fleet? And that Holdo makes zero mention of this to anyone, nor is the audience made privy to the information?

Even if you're right, and you just so totally aren't, then that is still a masterwork of shit-tier storytelling.

there usually is background music user

why do so many people not understand what contrarian means, the prequels were both critically and popularly panned, to defend them is to be contrarian

what? no my argument is that it's not an efficient strategy to kamikazi gigantic space cruisers into fleets, how did you get any of what you typed from my post?

I can't even watch this scene I get secondhand embarrassment for Rian

You really need to ease up on the shilling, I can't stand when people pretend that they're totally just random people posting the link and not the uploader of the video.

must be a sad life where you can't watch mildly-strange scenes without having intense feelings of dread

go outside, user

it's because even as man-children they are grown ups who have the ability to do nuance whereas a lot of the fanboys are in their teens and everything is black-n-white for their undeveloped brains

>it's because even as man-children they are grown ups who have the ability to do nuance whereas a lot of the fanboys are in their teens and everything is black-n-white for their undeveloped brains
Have you watched Rich and Jack on PreRec?

You will realize that RLM is actually those exact type of fanboys, they just edit themselves to look more tolerable and smart.

You must've missed Jonathan Nolan's essay on TLJ in Sup Forums last night.

They ruined the expected archetypes to push a shitty agenda, and people don't like it. The end.

I realize that you are exactly what I was talking about

I am a random user. I don't even frequent Sup Forums that much.

You are a fucking autist, seeing shilling everywhere.

>He says while fanboying over RLM
Sad

Fuck off with your vids retard.

You guys are fucking autists, that channel has been around since 2010, the video is clearly well made with basic production value and its good.

If someone is shilling the channel its a fan and not the owner

and another example of what I was talking about

Whos who

i'm just posting it cause i really liked it and want other anons to see it too. It's much better than half in the bag IMO.

What character arc does Rey have in this film?

Are you the person spamming this video all week

learns that the jedi and luke aren't perfect and amazing heroes, realizes that she can't depend on others to help her find her way, because of this she's much more independent and sure of herself than she was at the beginning of TLJ, but still has a long way to go

youtu.be/EIY-PsHrj9A

Mark will kill himself.

>realizes that she can't depend on others to help her find her way, because of this she's much more independent and sure of herself than she was at the beginning of TLJ,
Wasnt this just how she was in TFA?

Nobody shills literalwho videos, especially when you position it as:

>heh this video from channelnobodyhasheardof is much better than verypopularchannel!

You're not fooling anyone.

stop shilling your garbage youtube channel you colossal faggot

link

You guys need to go back to /reddit/
You're trying way to fucking hard to fit in

yes, but less so

the "lost girl" is sort of her character more or less, in TFA she was lost in a vast galaxy, she needed to find her place in the conflict between good and evil

In TLJ she was lost with newfound force abilities, she needed to find her place in her own self-conflict of what she thought the jedi were / what they actually were / what she has to be.

>The point is that TLJ brings into question, why hasn't FTL been weaponised before?
No it doesn't.

It only brings up this question if you never paid attention to Star Wars and don't care nearly as much as you pretend to, because if you actually gave a flying fuck about Star Wars tech lore you'd know about Interdictors and gravity wells.

You're a big fat fucking phony.

And you need to put on a consistent voice if you're going to review things as a character. Try harder.

Oh, shut up faggot. I played Empire at War, read comics, and you dredging this shit up to defend nuWars is laughable. The interdictor isn't in the films or new Canon, and so don't exist, and has no relevance on this conversation. And if they were a thing in new Canon, it then begs the question, why wasn't one used to stop this shit? Fuck you.

They suck, this review is so much better:
youtube.com/watch?v=R0QPCS4a84k

You must be an underage Australian to be shitposting this hard.

That's just fanwank dude. You're making up excuses for the film.

Don't reply to him, people have stopped and he's seemed to have fucked off.

I'm eight minutes in and they seem to be making a lot of stupid comments.

>HURRR EVERYONE HATES TFA NOW!
People have hated TFA for ages, its just that they were drowned out by morons.

Does Mike have dementia?

Its more that they dislike TFA more now, so they are trying to make it look like other people liked the movie too, then hated it later. When in reality, as far as critical reviewers are concerned, RLM was in the minority and liked it, were also much easier on the film than they should have been

They are just trying to cover their own asses by dragging others down

>You're trying way to fucking hard to fit in

Oh yes, because it's so difficult to 'fit in' on a website where you literally take zero accountability for what you say, why do you think Sup Forums draws in all the edgelords with their 'shocking' opinions.

I wish every board had unique post IDs per thread to at least stop shilling and one guy pretending to be multiple people.

Notice too how Rich had to point out his feelings on TFA to counter Jay saying everyone loved it.

>The interdictor isn't in the films or new Canon
No, but its tech and the implications of gravity well tech and tractor beams are. For fuck's sake the tractor beam in the first goddamn movie prevents the Falcon from entering hyperspace

Kill yourself you contrarian faggot. The movie sucked but're not content with that, you need fucking contrarian street cred. Well guess what, you're just showing how fucking nonexistent your pretend reverence for Star Wars is.

agreed. They ruined his character for the sake of their boring MAry Sue character while ruining the whole map quest shit from TFA.

I thought the map idea stupid to begin with in a universe with light speed capability but it could have been that luke's message to someone to follow him to the temple.

And when Rey gets there she finds a stranded Luke who is disheartened because he didn't find what he sought not realizing it was hope that he needed, hope represented in someone like Rey so he agrees to train her and come back to aid the cause. then you can decide whether he sacrifices himself or not in this film or the next.